/ptg/ President Trump General - Tour De Trump Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/GOP Tax Bill Passage Celebration 12/20/17
youtu.be/6iDcEcTvA1c
>Pres Trump holds Cabinet Meeting 12/20/17
youtu.be/l6F-fRvzfpU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Fox 12/20/17
youtu.be/f8Rl6Fq8bc8
>Happy Holidays from IntSec Zinke 12/20/17
youtu.be/UdFNdArvQE8
>PressSec Sarah outside WH and on FNC 12/19/17
youtu.be/LTZhiUYqSEM
youtu.be/MmYsL5QBaTk
>AG Sessions in Charlotte, NC 12/19/17
youtu.be/bwO_vfaKXDw
>House GOP ahead of tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/tFrRPvUETWs&t=29s
>Sen GOP ahead of tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/0VBQkOYTRus
>2ndLady talking about Christmas Tree 12/19/17
youtu.be/ZQzAlyyCeCw
>VASec Shulkin Holiday Greetings 12/19/17
youtu.be/lqQiK9kA374
>SoS T-Rex @US embassy in leafland 12/19/17
youtu.be/SM_6Mzhd-os
>SoS T-Rex w/leaf FM in Ottawa 12/19/17
youtu.be/TlUiMiT7BIU
>DHS Briefing on WannaCry NoKo 12/19/17
youtu.be/0pGsJFLXAgY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/19/17
youtu.be/jNeUWLAs-hk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/19/17
youtu.be/9uBzkJw1tRI
>Pres Trump speech on Natl Security Strategy 12/18/17
youtu.be/uj4zJiWX70o
>Animatronic Trump @Disney 12/18/17
youtu.be/NePlddZpNKs

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AWOO~

MAGA

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!! JEFF SESSIONS IS OPENING AN INVESTIGATION INTO KRAUT AND TEA!!!!!!!

AWOO

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Oh. Hello.

Let’s meme Hillary as a pot smoker. Jeff would be all over her ass.

Liberals finally get companies to willingly set their minimum wage at $15 an hour and they're still mad. Guess if the government doesn't force you to do it it's not good.

Seconded, my German friend!

Nothing will happen.

WHY AREN'T WE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THE BLUE WAVE.
WE HAVE TO STOP THESE CUNTS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

ENERGIZE THE BASES.
HIGH ENERGY HIGH ENERGY. I'M TRAPPED IN A WORTHLESS BLUE STATE WITH NO TAX CUTS.

TELL PEOPLE TO VOTE IN THE MID-TERMS OR THEY WILL LITERALLYFUCKINGDIE

Where to cop that hat?

NEW

Inb4 toothpaste shits up the thread.

>MUH BLUE WAVE

KHAZAR

MILKYS

It's quite amazing, the stress may kill some of them.
Trump being masterful as always

C.R. ?

>and then he said wait for the blue wave...
Pffpfpftptptptpp

fuck it,
GOV shutdown is better than giving in
Just saw on Fox, Trump may have to wait to sign tax bill cause this funding has not passed

U1 was already up for investigation.

He's already investigating it and doing tons

I'm guessing they've covered their tracks but I'm glad the DOJ is on top of it.

Fuck off with this shit. Skin.

Great move on his part

No he is not.

>continuing resolution

>CR
continuing resolution to keep funding GOV at current levels

What do you mean? I think the original poster was mistakenly phrasing it but U1 and such is under investigation.

he should keep using "defeated democrats". that's some A+ branding.

>Dems want a gov’t shutdown now
Lol, let ‘em have it.

>very popular
H-He just lies, how can he just lie all the time

What's the max length of those?

I fully agree. So demoralizing for those losers

continuing resolution

dems are looking for any bad news that could push the tax cuts good news for Trump off the front page
Im surprised Muller hasn't indicted some other pissant just for show

Continuing resolution. Congress doesn't pass long term budgets any more. They fund the government every 2-4 months. It's stupid and costs us money.

What happens if Republicans don't pass it?
Can they really blame the dems if they have the majority and their majority doesn't pass one?
Call the offices of the Freedom Caucus members and tell them to vote for it if you want to help Drumpf.

Trump can't beat Obama except in his tweets.

Kek, they mad because police is getting wiser about illegals using identity theft to get licenses

> Detectives, booking officers and county jail sergeants sit side-by-side at the Bristol County Jail and House of Correction, flipping through documents and looking for tips.
> They're searching for details that could unmask an impostor.
> Saugus police officer James Scott stands at the front of the room, hoisting up poster boards with notes on the different categories of impostors.
> "Previous to this class, all of these guys were just looking at a driver's license and accepting it at face value," Scott says. "After you take the class, you realize, let me look at the identity behind the driver's license — 'cause it's a real license, it's issued by the registry — let me look at that identity that's behind it and see how many are people are using it."

Up until now no harm no fault. Then come the detractors

> The training teaches officers how to go behind the name on the license and get at the actual identity. Using data points like Social Security numbers and dates of birth, officers are trained to cross-reference different databases from the FBI, Immigration and Customs Enforcement and the Board of Probation — steps that an officer may not take during the course of a routine traffic stop.
> These are important tools in the search for so-called "impostors." Equally important, Scott says, is knowing who you are looking for — who is the classic impostor. According to Scott, it's a narrow field.

Wait for it

> "Probably 99 percent of the time the impostor is a non-U.S. citizen here illegally," he says.
> Scott's program defines an "impostor" as a "non-U.S. citizen who has stolen the identity of a real U.S. citizen" to get a valid driver's license. Scott says the majority of the impostors his program identifies are stealing the identities of Puerto Ricans, who are American citizens.

One by one the avenues illegals use to infiltrate America are being closed.

Good luck finding one, they were made in 1989.

>he doesn't follow skeptic community drama

>What's the max length of those?

not sure, at least a year...thats whats been used to fund the GOV since Obama took over.

Remember back in Sept, they passed a bill to fund thru Dec xx and its about to expire...now they want to pass a CR for a month to kick the can down the road

Obama inherited Bush’s booming economy. Thank you Based Dubya!

Thanks fellers

For the love of god, please don't bring eceleb shit in here. Fuck that shit. You can take it back to plebbit with you.

really grabs my gourd

>Using percentage rather than actual gain
Oh you kikes never stop

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Fucking based.

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

Thanks for baking fren

The Democrats are trying to fuck with our Merry Christmas.

But what if Trump wants a shutdown in the future over the border wall? This will bite him

>people exist who thought trump was a joke candidate
>people exist who begged him to run, letting their hubris decide the future that he would get steamrolled in the general election
>people exist who didn't believe him when he said he would win, and win, and win
>these same people are now realizing his power

What a FUCKING timeline, I don't know that I've ever been this politically comfy. It's been a pleasure enjoying the ride with you lads.

>Continuing resolution. Congress doesn't pass long term budgets any more. They fund the government every 2-4 months. It's stupid and costs us money.
Isn't this because if they pass a real budget they would have to remove the 1trillion dollar earmark that GWB put in the budget years back?

>obama
who?

HIRO YOU FUCKING KIKE

MOMMY MOMMY

MILKY MILKY

This is literally fake though.
Are lefties spreading this around?

WINNING!

>anger

Will Dems win anything next year if this tax bill is even a fraction of what it supposed to be?
They're really going hard with this 'GOP tax bill will literally kill babies' crap.

>these same people are now realizing his power

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It's pretty fucking funny though, kraut is the guy who tried to debunk race realism, and then had a mental breakdown ragequit from the internet after his elaborate doxing discord got leaked

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>skeptic

Just say Godless communist. It'll save time.

WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE END!!

>this level of mental gymnastics
>"I WANT TO BE WORSE OFF REEEEE"

Ty for the pic, saved!

DACA fight is next

White House + GOP demands:
>end of chain migration
>wall funding
>crackdown on asylum granters
>no more sanctuary cities
>mandatory e-verify
>removal of visa overstays
>50% cut in legal immigration
>points based merit system for new immigrants
>10,000+ ICE officers
>1,000+ ICE attorneys
>300+ immigration prosecutors
>370+ immigration judges

>ALL of these are nonstarters for Democrats

Okay, kids! Good luck saving DACA!

Why do demoshits vote against their own interests?

I think it's a combination of many things. But there is OCO or overseas contingency operations funding, which is set aside in a fake account that doesn't count towards the numbers for some reason. Pays for our middle eastern imperial actions.
Like the chart says, it's a war slush fund. Congress loves it.

They also make throw a bunch of bullshit in the CR's that members want to vote against, but they come back "Are you really going to shut down the govt over X?"
They want to sneak a DACA "fix" and Obamacare subsidies into this current one.

>Mitch McConnell: Steve Bannon 'not a factor' and 'has no impact'
thehill.com/homenews/senate/365964-mitch-mcconnell-steve-bannon-not-a-factor-and-has-no-impact

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Prosperity!

I might have forgotten that it is my youngest brother's birthday today.
Could you take the next one while I go eat some pie?

I was thinking 6 months but I think you're right. Thanks user

I just got my paycheck and there's and extra $700 I can use to buy Christmas gifts, WHY DID TRUMP DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

>BLUE WAVE INCOMING
LIBERALS HAVE FOUND THEIR PLATFORM
>BLUE WAVE INCOMING
LIBERALS HAVE FOUND THEIR PLATFORM
>BLUE WAVE INCOMING
LIBERALS HAVE FOUND THEIR PLATFORM
>BLUE WAVE INCOMING
LIBERALS HAVE FOUND THEIR PLATFORM
>BLUE WAVE INCOMING
LIBERALS HAVE FOUND THEIR PLATFORM

>pie
>not waffles

That was nice of POTUS to give the turtle a win

hahaha that texas republican shitting on pelosi "no we will not take your bill" and her face of "i cant do anything and have to take this anal rape"

idk that ive been so happy before

>a literal who country

Rick Wiles: U.S. Deploys Six Carrier Strike Groups to Indo-Pacific, North Korea Preparing to Attack U.S. with Biochemical Agents

youtube.com/watch?v=GQ9Tz2hiaCY&t=26s

I got you, I know they have been pulling some sneaky shit with the accounting aspect of the numbers.
Get's confusing from my end sometimes.

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No problem, go for it m8. See you later, enjoy.

>yfw if the democrats don't cave by march DACA expires and all those faggots who gave their information to the government are getting deported

Really, please just don't post anything about that shit here. Please.

>openly admitting they want to raise taxes
They just don't know how to win do they?

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT IS GOING ON

Thanks!

You're a pleb desu

Based Michael Crumpley (Drumpfley?!)

These people are fuggin retards

>Get's confusing from my end sometimes.
That's why they like it this way. They don't even get half of it. Lets them get away with so much bullshit.

keep on lapping it up
i warned yall

this is merely a warning sign and a false sense of optimism RIGHT before the tribulation

nobody is going to fix this cursed nation m8

its like bitcoin being 17,000 a coin. do you actually believe thats real? lol

and the stock market at an all time high

what a coincidence!

no its all a hoax because its about to come to a fucking storm of the likes youve never seen

>no its all a hoax because its about to come to a fucking storm of the likes youve never seen
Just but the dip dude, damn

>at&t 1 billion
>*comcast teleports behind you*
pssh nothing personel kid

Learn to take a fucking joke.

Democrats cannot win with DACA.

>Democrats cut a deal with the GOP
>They get murdered by their base who want full amnesty and zero concessions to Trump

>Democrats refuse to deal with Trump
>DACA expires, bye bye Pablo

>there are bank clerks out there who loved Bernie's fight for 15 meme that now have $15/hr wages thanks to Trump

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