The older I get the harder it will be to find a partner and lose my virginity

The older I get the harder it will be to find a partner and lose my virginity

Because I have a small dick and the older a woman gets the more partners she had.

T-THANKS DAD!

It’s really not a problem as long as you’re not so small she can’t feel it. (Speaking from personal experience).

Even if that’s the case, do not despair because there is a workaround: find the clitoris, learn how to make a woman orgasm with your fingers/tongue. Problem solved.

Why are you blaming your problems on your dad autist?

Hahaha,Yah right that's it.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
At a boy , go get her.
Inb4 penis " pump you up " (Arnold voice )shills

>small dick
What are you working with, user?

>using anything but your dick
>"problem solved"
No. Just no.

Can't help with your dick but tbqh famalamadingdong that's exactly not how it works. You get older and hot young qts want you more

I got a 4 incher and it works just fine. You are gonna make it bro.

penile enlargement surgery doesn't cost that much. Don't let shit like this ruin your life.

>r9k
not your personal blog fuck off.

I know that feel. I’m packing a 6.4 incher and it’s by far the smallest in my friend group. I know it’s “average” but it doesn’t feel like it when all your friends are big dick swingers.

ahahaaha how i mean i got the same too and i have been basically mindfucked my whole life. if ur asian thats a nice one, u can date all the asians u want but as a white with 4 inchers ur fucked.

How the fuck do you know your friends dick size?
Fag

I have a fat cock and I'm always grateful

Don’t act like you don’t nerd

Is this a berserk reference

I don't, fag. We don't go around measuring our peepees like you/your friends.

Its not your dick user. Its you.

First get a prostitute. An expensive one with good reviews, preferrably one who is experienced. That’ll get rid of all the mental issues.

Then just lower your fucking standards. Women who dont care about sex exist, modern lifestyle can torally kill someone’s libido. Just find one.

>resorting to threads like this rather than even try to debate now
the absolute state of leftypol

fucking americans. can you not be a degenerate for one day. im gay and even i know thats fucking degenerate.