How would you like to be part of the single most funded, best trained and best equipped right wing safety squad on your block? Well good news!
Ragnarok Division is a group of well trained, well equipped and well groomed men responsible for going to our rallies and guarding our men. We are to remain inside the law AT ALL TIMES, but if attacked, we are free to absolutely decimate our enemies.
We will equip you, we have the funds. We will also train you, you will come to IRL events in which this will happen. You will attend rallies and march in with your comrades, and no this is not a honeypot lmfao.
Interested? Just wanna hear us out? Here's our discord: nCKG2p
It's okay, in time you all will see that this is enormously beneficial to us all
Liam Collins
You're probably observed by security agencies, dumb mongrel.
Luis Nguyen
Not doing anything illegal, not a problem.
Robert Bailey
>Ragnarok >swastika >totally legitimate bro! Your LARPing will accomplish nothing besides adding another broken wagon to the trainwreck of Western civilization.
Brayden Morris
Hey, with an attitude like that I certainly wouldn't be suprised. This is no LARP however. Just join the discord, talk to a few.
Nolan Torres
>safety squad >well groomed men >remain inside the law AT ALL TIMES >decimate our enemies
I really hope you're joking. This is cringey as fuck. LITERALLY a soyboy squad.
>well groomed men I mean, really? What are you, fucking gay?
Jonathan Anderson
What attitude, I'm giving you a friendly advice. If you want to help your people, you're gonna need more than rehashing dead symbols and ideologies, and marching around a bit. Radical solutions require radical efforts.
Elijah King
What is it with this shit, you have a good cause, and then you go full retard with the image, ragnarok and swastika? Really? Common people will think you as a bunch of violent fuckups, even if you are not.
“We are the cult of absolute evil, we’re the good guys.”
You see the contradiction? No one will ever take you seriously, except the violent fuckups
Daniel Reed
Just made a discord says i gotta wait 5 mins
Benjamin Cook
It's imperative that we don't look like a bunch of backwater hillbillies.
Cooper Turner
I am aware, this is a recruitment tool. Nobody will ever take the SIEGEpill if they don't first take the redpill. Projecting power and demonstrating military prowess, thus making us look powerful is never a bad thing.
Josiah Lee
L A R P A R P
Dylan Richardson
Try harder CIA
Henry Harris
Gee whiz god forbid somebody actually fucking try something as opposed to being a complete closet NEET sitting in his mother's basement covered in jizz after watching 11 fucking hentai videos
James Howard
FBI honeypot don't fall for it
Tyler Campbell
What military prowess? Where did you fight? Your recruitment is awful, as this Finn said, a fucking swastika. Do you think future of whites in USA is LARPing as a dead German nationalist movement? Do you think you aren't giving ammo to detractors by connecting yourself to massive failure that were German Nazis? You might think you're fighting the system, but system wants this.
Joshua Turner
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Anthony Sanchez
>yes goys come join our honeytr- I mean our super based swastika swinging sekrit club we wanna gas the kikes and race war now and we don't afraid of anything don't notice that mythological reference there when you all get killed lol just come on in and don't forget to tell us your name and address and we'll even give you a super based sticker you can put on your car so everyone can see you like the windmill of peace but you have to give us your social security number for that ok now who's with us? RAG NAR OK
Aaron Miller
FBI (angery snort face) get muh agency right
Lincoln Cook
yes goyim come into our movement
Hudson Martin
Fuckin Bunch of Idiots
Carter Diaz
Are you offended?
Zachary White
I guess these feds are looking for suckers
Dylan Howard
mhm
John Thompson
Isn't it great watching our tax dollars get wasted by these fucking jokers. At least it's kind of funny in a certain way. I actually kind of doubt it's the feds it's probably the ADL only the kikes or SJWs could possibly be this fucking stupid.
John Brooks
>Right Wing Safety Squad recruitment bread
>Discord
Yeah, no thanks Mr Glow-in-the-dark CIA Nigger sir
Aaron Gonzalez
I legit thought it was a real safety squad but it is some strange brainwashing routine
Henry Peterson
>it is some strange brainwashing routine
what do you mean?
Joshua Lee
get someone to record you in action. it both acts as a way for you to secure your defence just incase some dumbcunt tries to press charges (assuming you stay in the law, as you've said), as well as being very good propaganda videos (assuming you're as well groomed and trained as you've said).
for future recruitment threads, look to add some barebones requirements. this legitimizes yourselves a bit more, since it looks sketch when it's just "well here's a discord lol".
stuff like: >no fatties >certain fitness levels >assumed you're an american group from the context, but it doesn't hurt to add like "US applicants preferred/only" or some shit >preferred experience in security or military etc etc.
just so that people who fit those categories know that they're the target audience, even though it should be obvious of any security force.
David Williams
>this is not a honeypot lmfao its a honeypot
Jackson Price
Lmao....you fags are kiddie tier.
BE A NAZI YOU (((NEO-NAZI))) LARPers
James Cox
Solid advice. Thanks, seriously. You ought to join the discord we'll slap you in department of recruiting if you want.
Connor Edwards
You might have gotten cyber AIDS maybe you should unironically delet system32 and switch to Linux if you're not already one of the kool kids
Nicholas Reyes
>we'll slap you in ''department of recruiting''
Robert Richardson
>comrades Yea sure CIANigger
Oliver Jenkins
You're not real....because IM THE REAL DEAL.
James Rodriguez
Checked it out 100% fag group.
Doesn't understand tactics yet thinks they can provide any training that could win anything.
Enjoy being cannon fodder and jail bait.
Evan Cook
You're just upset that we wouldn't adopt jew tactics
Sebastian Collins
Never heard of it. What events you done bithc?
Cameron Ortiz
>with your comrades
mmmm drooooooooop
Asher Bell
Yep.
t l t.Kunar combat vet with full battle kit +2 alt kits
I'm ready for civil war... literally.
James Brooks
You're doing it wrong.
t. NVA
Henry Foster
literally sounds like a Hellboy title, cannot believe Rasputin figured out how the internet works
Zachary Diaz
Fuckin' A, friend.
Hudson Bell
>NVA Well I guess you commie gooks did win in the end.
Camden Gutierrez
You would be like the Allies in WW2 where you send wave after wave of men at the enemy until they run out of bullets and claim victory instead of thinking about what you're doing beforehand to avoid unnecessary losses.
If you believe that using your head is a Jewish tactic then I wish you all the best in your endeavours.
Connor Ross
It's where I learned jew and commie spells.
t.Wee-zard
Liam Jones
it's not the Weimar republic yet
the government is too strong for paramilitaries to form, you can get 10 years for using pepper spray
Henry Morgan
Why are the Vietnamese training white supremacist larpers in Oregon?
Lucas Carter
I'm in TN...but was born in NW. I miss AK and OR...
> sad face
Brody Stewart
This thread is full of larpers and Feds.
Ryan Torres
Not all makes are men.
Some men are more than a man.
Ryan Walker
Sounds more like some faggot actually spent a few minutes trying to conjure up a group that is as scary as possible to middle american soccer moms since atomwaffen doesn't seem to be taking off. It's like they're not even trying any more. I mean if you're gonna make a fake edgelord group to ensnare teenage edgelords at least make sure it has more satanic references and less nazi symbols, that shit is soooooo 20th century. Throw in a little cyberpunk and BAM you hit all the bases, cyberpunk edgelord anti-semites from hell. Fear us.
Alexander Myers
The only good threads, desu
Chase Rodriguez
a.k.a. the entirety of pol. It's gotta be like 25% cia nigs at this point
Adam Hernandez
NVA ATTACKS combat footage happening now livestream:
>Ragnarok division >Swastika >Dude we fight against liberals lmao join our discord StormFaggotry + Paganism, the absolute larp lmao obviously not a honeypot
Dylan Kelly
Well shit some one needs more funding in the first quarter hahaha trump cut ur shit off huh
Bentley Cook
should've just used pic related's symbol, you got Satanism, lovecraft bullshit, and a retard wheel
Christopher Davis
I'm an open Nazi and a Pagan. LARPing is for the uninitiated. Life is great!
t.Initiated.
Jason Myers
Bump Bout time rich fags started pumping money into this
Hudson Hall
not enough cyberpunk and too much swastika, swastikas are no longer in style, all the LARPing kinda ruined them plus who the fuck looks up to historical losers anyway
Angel Cook
Already infiltrated by FBI agents
Just wait for the weird overly friendly guy to say
>”Y-Yeah! Now let’s GET those Jews!”
Blake Garcia
Like this?
Isaiah Jenkins
Funniest thread on Sup Forums right now
Luis Harris
life is just an extended series of larps, senpai
Parker Allen
Are all americans like this? I mean action is good, I like doing stuff more than not doin stuff, but this is retarded mate.
Caleb Cook
Yeah pretty much. We need to stay away from looking like autistic fags
Christian Roberts
How so? Also, show flag you crypto mutt
Ian Thomas
back in the day the FBI would try to get us to meet at mcdonalds food courts and wear green hats. Those were the days
Brandon Bennett
Yes. This is true.
Alexander Russell
Did we really? Ahh I wish I was part of the CIFBI back then. Could jew ppl easily... nowadays we have to come up with schemes like this
Joseph Garcia
fuckin newfags
Eli Sanchez
Flag Don't you fags have any sense for snyky breeky. Being "Heroes" and waving flags doesn't win you shit. You seen Rambo first blood? He's a sneaky little shit, never does he blow shit up straight forward.
Noah Martin
You should have been here for the
“Feminist hit-squad” thread a few years ago
Even the FBI agents realized they were being too obvious and aborted the mission
Or that one podcast guy we used to troll who turned out to be an FBI informant
James Morgan
I know, right...sad yet entertaining.
US is the only warrior classed nation.
t.Warrior
Benjamin Peterson
Hey, takes one to know one. Americans are for the most part mutts. One of the few pure bloods here. Also, nah g, opsec is for fags. Our new tactic is to up and say that we're feds so people believe we're joking. Brilliant init?
Blake Moore
HAHAHAHA THAT WAS A THING? Oh fucks sake no way - was that the mumble?
Ethan Edwards
Here's a couple lulzy recordings of the FBI trolling some kripplekikefags
No thanks, OP We operate more effectively as anons. Keep your IRL operations between people you can trust.
Joseph Rodriguez
Hahaha yeah it's the mumble. Ah I wish I was there.
Asher King
>tfw u are the overly friendly guy saying "yeah now lets get those Jews"
Hudson Turner
Yeah we use IRC now and you'll never fucking find it we don't even use the same machines or internet, hahahahahaha. We got some high tech mesh going on we don't even use the normienet anymore keekekekekeekek
Jaxon Wilson
>Sup Forums speaks
>feeble, cracking voice >overly defensive and sarcastic >using memes and meme phrases in every sentence Fucking why does it have to be like this every time
Jeremiah Morris
I wish I could get paid to argue with people on the internet and bait them into committing crimes
Ethan Reed
I bet this is another russian controlled group. When are you morons going to realize YOU'RE the controlled opposition?
Easton Barnes
Because they're the only idiots autistic enough to record themselves under the designation of Sup Forums?
Chase Ramirez
Lmao...that's fucked up funny. Complicated feels, there...
James Clark
how can I be controlled opposition if they can't even label me?
Lucas Edwards
...
Brandon Jenkins
So I have a question for any federal agents. How do you actually sleep at night after a hard days work of kneeling before your jewish masters and trying to fuck over real american patriots? Don't you think that trying to solve any number of horrific murders committed by niggers or any number of financial crimes being committed by the kikes would be a better use of your time, or do you just really hate white guys that complain about the problems kikes and niggers cause in our lives on a Western Xia Moon Rune website?
Asher Johnson
Of course not. Amused mainly.
Noah Reed
>well groomed men >You will attend rallies and march in with your comrades >absolutely decimate our enemies LARP: The Post