/ptg/ PRESDIENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAST AND LOOSE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/GOP Tax Bill Passage Celebration 12/20/17
youtu.be/6iDcEcTvA1c
>Pres Trump holds Cabinet Meeting 12/20/17
youtu.be/l6F-fRvzfpU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Fox 12/20/17
youtu.be/f8Rl6Fq8bc8
>Happy Holidays from IntSec Zinke 12/20/17
youtu.be/UdFNdArvQE8
>PressSec Sarah outside WH and on FNC 12/19/17
youtu.be/LTZhiUYqSEM
youtu.be/MmYsL5QBaTk
>AG Sessions in Charlotte, NC 12/19/17
youtu.be/bwO_vfaKXDw
>House GOP ahead of tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/tFrRPvUETWs&t=29s
>Sen GOP ahead of tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/0VBQkOYTRus
>2ndLady talking about Christmas Tree 12/19/17
youtu.be/ZQzAlyyCeCw
>VASec Shulkin Holiday Greetings 12/19/17
youtu.be/lqQiK9kA374
>SoS T-Rex @US embassy in leafland 12/19/17
youtu.be/SM_6Mzhd-os
>SoS T-Rex w/leaf FM in Ottawa 12/19/17
youtu.be/TlUiMiT7BIU
>DHS Briefing on WannaCry NoKo 12/19/17
youtu.be/0pGsJFLXAgY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/19/17
youtu.be/jNeUWLAs-hk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/19/17
youtu.be/9uBzkJw1tRI
>Pres Trump speech on Natl Security Strategy 12/18/17
youtu.be/uj4zJiWX70o
>Animatronic Trump @Disney 12/18/17
youtu.be/NePlddZpNKs

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CNN just aired a video of a Disney exec saying she didn't earn all the new money Trump is allowing her to keep.

The propaganda is real.

THIS IS A MOVEMENT

So DJ Khalad is always praising "God" in all his messages. But is he actually praising God or praising Snackbar?

Sorry about that everyone

2018 here we come!!!

Only autists like awoo

Have I missed anything today? Or just more ass hurt over tax cuts

UN invasion when?

How does it feel to be a puppet ?

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wait for it

woo

Recycle when this thread's done:

>NAFTA
Of course he'd shill that, considering he did nothing to improve it.

NVM his middle name is Mohammed.

I really hope you are German.

>split
Looks like Joe wins this round

Guys, you are my friends. Thank you for being you motherfuckers.

>I really hope you are German.

I want a pair of her sweaty panties on my face

Well done friend.

DUMB

HAHA fuck Trump

you're not relevant anymore america face it

trump literally and unironically btfo by the UN lol yikes how does it feel

>Europeans THIS butthurt over a tiny spit of sand in the Middle Eeast

But-t he saved all names

Roach detected

It's not my fault Joe, I posted first. Please don't bash my skull in with a Lincoln bust

Thanks dude.

>then you should sanction me with your army
>Oh, you don't have any army
>I know if I didn't have an army I would shut the fuck up

oh user, you're so silly

>154072664
how will they enforce it? invade?

That's this one, dummy

>that cute white bow
>her hair is perfect today
>rest of outfit is black

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Why is there no white Christmas in LA? Because its full of Mexicans and niggers

>GreatSatan
Hmm

THIS IS UH RETARDMENT XDDDD

Aid status: GONE

Answer please goys

This is one of my favorite Chapelle Show skits, and I always think about it when someone brings up the UN

>Roach detected

you got me /s

>"If you think the establishment is going to give you back your country without a fight you are severely mistaken."
I love Gorka

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Give this ass a slap if your against Israel

>is a return of nationalism a bad thing?
The fire rises, my brother Nigel

>implying she wears panties

awww future skidmarks are upset

Germanys future is going to either be
A. Muslim or
B. Polish once they invade and rape/pillage you back to decency

checked and keked

>europeans booing

We should just withdraw from the UN all together.

Also
>Hassanally
>Hasanally
>Has anally

Trump is a monster. He is Darth Vader, Voldemort and Sauron combined. Stop support him now.

FUCK I MISSED THIS.


I NEED MY DOSE OF SEXY WAIFUS AND TRAPS.

>rest of outfit is black
Close, but she's got cuffs on the short sleeves

pic very related

>$1K is really nothing, dumb Americans
Gradually I came to hate them.

Super slow today. Everyone going on Vaca I guess.

Can I rim it out and drink her piss?

>US working class isn't that needy
>i-i didn't actually want more money
>take that you dumb republicans
its never enough for these cockbags

who actually gives a fuck what a bunch of goat fuckers think?

I to am to smart too support drumpf

Yes PLEASE

Bundy guaranteed to not have new trial since land management withheld evidence that they placed snipers trained on their house and an agent over heard higher ups saying they were going to provoke armed conflict

what's up pewd

RED ROCKS!!! Yayay

UN passed a resolution declaring move of US embassy void. Sup Forums shitposts and gets butthurt on here.

you wanna chill and maga tonight, user?

in retrospect I wish Voldemort had killed Emma Watson's character

>I to am to smart too support drumpf

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>Bernie promised the minimum wage increase
>SO BASED!
>Trump got the free market to do so as intended
>Pfff I-I didn't even want that trash, keep your dark money Blumpfy!

The west will be muslims, the east side Poles, who will build a wall to keep the muslims out.

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>condemning
So it does jack shit?

close enough

I wish Dave didn't go insane, convert to Islam, and fuck off to Africa somewhere for a few years. The Chappelle's Show was probably the best skit show ever. I sometimes watch little skits from those other two niggers. Fuck, what is their name... Keye and Peele? The skits on that show can be pretty funny, but their little in-between "stand up" shit is terrible. They should never attempt stand up and just stick to their skits. Dave used to be really awesome though back in the day.

good lord

Elaborate.

>/s
Reddit roach pls go

the empty look in her eyes gives me a boner

>UN says US can't do something
That's absolutely not how it works lol
So he's off scot free?

>"please like me like you like my sister,i need money too,M-AGA!"

holy shit what sad family

canadians HAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAH

this brainlet wojak buckles my sides everytiem

They understand that theyre vote means just about nothing, right?

Yes please "help" them Shillary.

>posting awoo shit
hello mister redditor, please go back

People are spending times with their families and having fun.

Its only us shit lords that are left that are planning out or next moves for 2018.

It's ok.

Also he was called "Arab Attack" before he changed his name for DJ Khaled. Go figure.

disgusting--nipples protruding--in his awoo shirt before the public. Very very disrespectful.

Drumpf has UN-united the united nations. That's my President. Makin deals.

He is Muad'Dib, Senator Armstrong, and the Emperor combined, but he still needs our help.

Support him now.

If you want to lose your fucking mind, watch this

twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/943665602421329920

brainlets are the best meme of 2017

>be a familily man
>get 1k bonus for Christmas
>buy presents for your kids, fill the table with meat and tendies
>everyone is happy and thanks Jesus
>some libshit nigger calls you dumb and wants to take that away from you
JUST

Why would you vote against "approving the previous day's journal" in the House?

>planning out our next moves for 2018
>"am I going to joepost on tuesday or wednesday?"
>will I poke fun at the Aussies on Sunday?
Tough questions really?

He's technically right
Also he couldn't edit jack shit while president since Congress and the Senate were president during his terms