Tsukihi is mad at you. How do you react?

Tsukihi is mad at you. How do you react?

Not feel any different because there aren't any women that aren't mad at me :/

I fuck her right on that table, like it when she's angry

Worship her feet

i love birb

*dodges shoe*
Is that all?

i accept my death

Bathtime.

Does toothbrush work on her too?

*grabs her tits*

Ignore her, continue to brush best girl's teeth

karen doesn't have the brain capacity to get mad

but she gets mad at araragi all the time

Well when your brain is full of your brother's semen and toothpaste, it's hard to be able to do anything else.

I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

i get platinum hard

Smirk and

This. She's tsun now but will be dere once I cum inside her tight cunny

I hug her and her sister

I want to knock up Tsukihi-hime!

Take a bath.

do you think bird molested doll?

she certainly saw her naked.

>no clit and labia imprint on the panties

this animator should be fired

Is she mad because I brushed Karen's teeth and not hers?

that's not how panties work tho, unless they're too small

>I've never seen a real girl wearing panties other than in porn
Spotted the virgin

>Non-virgins speaking to me

Could just be a pure 3D girl letting you know from personal experience

>Pure
>3D girl

This except replace "brush" with "fuck"

Copy her dance moves and watch her get embarrassed and even more mad.

nice

I love to Bougi.

Who drew that art?

Fuck her right in the pussy

BUT I'M INNOCENT!

Prove it with nudes you slut.

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Calmly but firmly hug her and tell her to calm the fuck down. Make sure to pin her arms to her sides so it's harder for her to put power in them if she tries to stab me.

Birds don't have feet, they have claws.

She's a bird in essence, but her form is human.

Would you a bird Tsukihi?

I get that cloaca erryday son.

her head is a bit odd but the rest is good to go

Look how good that fucking foot looks.

I want to make her lay many cute eggs and hatch little Skeehees with her

All birbs are wonderful, but which hairstyle looks best on her?

And what kind of hairstyle should she have next? I'd love to see a big ponytail bird

The long hair she had in Tsuki was the best. Simple, but gorgeous.

medium length hime cut from neko was best.

Braid beard is best.

She always looks adorable, but long hair from Tsuki and sexhair are her best styles, shortbob and hime were also fantastic. I think twintail looked a little weird on her, though

Also
>Tsukihi Phoenix and Tsubasa Tiger take place only a week apart
>Tsukihi's hair grew from not even shoulder lenght to her braid style
>no one seemed to notice
Is everyone a little retarded?

That's fucking retarded, I don't even know her. Why the hell would she be mad at me? Fucking mentally unstable cunt. I bodyslam her into the desk and smash it.

Her hair just grows super fast so everyone who knows her is used to it.

thas okay, she'll be daijobu

There's a difference between "Hey, her hair grows pretty fast" to growing like a meter in a week

do you think her pubes grow at a similar rate?

This certainly is a very interesting question

I always thought she was yan

She had the top half of her body vaporized and she got better a few seconds later so good luck with that.

She only likes to play the role of a yandere for the hell of it most of the time. The rest of her casual violence probably comes from the fact that she herself would never sustain any injuries so maybe she doesn't know any better

Bird is best.
There is no arguing that.
From an objective standpoint at least
Also puratinamu disco is best OP

The shorter the better

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rub her thighs

one that needs answering

with my tounge, that is

>Newest LN takes place after a 5 years time skip
>Bird is 19, wants to be a dancer, claims to have bigger boobs, bathes with Karen and wears her hair in two braid
>We get illustrations of Shinobu and Ougi instead

I'm still platinum mad

>claims to have bigger boobs

what?

It's just a line she said while visiting her beloved siblings, I want to see Vofan art to confirm this

Only correct answer. I want to press my face against her soles.

>bird got a boob job

Disgusting

I doubt it's even possible for her to get cosmetic surgery. It would probably just "heal" back to the original shape.

>:/
>blogposting
Yeah great.

Sure, that's definitely what she meant by saying "my breasts have grown"

How can her boobs get bigger if she's already 19?

monogatari doesn't care about stuff like that. karen is 20 and is still getting taller

That would be a great sketch, whenever the surgeon looks away for a second or even if he just blinks, the cut mysteriously disappears and he begins to thinks he's crazy

Hanekawa also said hers have gotten smaller, both of them could just be teasing though. Bird especially lies a lot to make jokes

>Cat is a leftist cunt who got a breast reduction surgery in Musubi

Catfags BTFO

claw feet

but her an adorable, horrible little murdering doll.

Nice birb you've got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

Please don't kidnap innocent birbs! Who knows, you could get her to call you Spoopy-oneechan!

Kidnapping? No. Only telling her the truth.

You won't get rid of her that way though, spooky Ougi! Koyomi has already accepted her as his sister and I've accepted her as my wife!

You might create a super villain though! Think of what crazy things she is going to do when she realizes her superpowers!

She's already doing plenty of crazy things. It sounds sort of like a journey to find herself. Maybe someone could expedite the process by giving her some answers.

Alright, give it a shot

I actually hope she does find out someday because that would be really interesting to see because she really is kinda searching to find herself. Though I wonder how that might turn out seeing that even without knowing her immortality, she sacrificed her own life once already

I don't really see her going too self-sacrificial. She lives on her own whims and was never a justice nut.

She literally pushes Yotsugi out of harms way and gets killed in the process in Tsukihi Undo. Good thing she gets better

I forgot about that, but she still strikes me as a "save the people in front of you" sort of person rather than a "save everyone" type.

Yeah, you're probably right. She never had the same kind of mindset as Karen and Koyomi, but if someone would ask her for help, she'd probably end up throwing her body in harms way just as Koyomi would do. She pretty unpredictable though. Who knows what she'd do in one of her emotional outbursts after learning the truth

catch that shoe and beat the shit out of her with it.

>Who knows what she'd do in one of her emotional outbursts after learning the truth
Tsukihi has a good head on her shoulders whenever she feels like doing something with it. She never does permanent damage with her other emotional outbursts. She might throw a fit, but the casualties will be replaceable with money.

Fucking teeth sounds painful.