Picking teams

Now that the UN is kill its time to pick new teams.
Pic related is obviously the superior team.
Whose team will you be on in the next round of Global ball?

The ARYAN team

Canada abstained because Trudeau is a Muslim cocksucker

>implying Japan isnt just biding its time waiting to fuck the US up

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be fucked if I'll be on any Israeli team

im surprised sweden didn't pull a weasel move, guess we are a moslem nation now

Who were the other 7 countries?

Too bad cause you are. Be glad you are on the winning team

give me the quickrundown, whats going on at the UN?

You imply Canada would side with Trump over the U.N.

WRONG. Even though we will obviously get obliterated, Trudeau will not help Trump. We are all going to die for the kikes, again. They'll conscript all white men and send over nigger and shitskin refugee men to guard our wives and children.

Why would Japan fuck us up? They're our friends, they make all our cars.

Sweden is one if the countries who is going to get bombed when the muzzies get angry(er)

Fuck off Amerikikes. Israel is best ally but not a single Israeli has died fighting along side you in war.

I'll be the referee.

Trudeau is an American plant leaf bro.
Notice how he tricked our refugees to coming to Canada and then deported them?
Calculated move. He is controlled opposition.

>Why would Japan fuck us up?
to take revange for what you did to their empire and for making the emperor a powerless puppet

>includes japan

japan voted against the US lol, and canada only abstained cause it knew trump would threw a hissyfit if they voted the way they want to. Need a new image OP, maybe one of the US's best new allies, Togo, or Micronesia, Palau, or Guatemala lul

Last to enter WW1. Last to enter WW2. What the fuck do you know about winning war? You only entered the last major one because you were attacked. We were fighting two years before than against odds and kicking ass.

>what the fuck do YOU know about winning a war?

Should I bring up the emus again?

Japan is on our team no matter.

everyone but US, Israel, Togo, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau, Marshall Islands, Guatemala and Honduras voted against trumps decision to say jerusalem is israels capital or abstained so they wouldn't piss of trump by voting against him.

I don't think you should and many people are very ignorant about that conflict. We could and should have won if it were not for the cowardly generals who tried to play it safe.

America started by winning a war then we won a war against ourselves and that was just a practice war.

> american education

lol ok

A practice war that was the last you won. Tell me more. America is not a pro war nation as much as the politicians wish it was, unless you are attacked you aren't winning any war. That's nothing to be ashamed of. Australians on the other hand are good mercenaries for global powers. Not anything to be proud of but it's true.

I am still convinced that Turkey and Germany are working together behind curtains to reign over Europe.

Dont be upset that you got kicked off the team for being cucks bong

Japan would fuck you over if they had the chance. Do you really think that they've forgotten the nukes?

>israel

Japan say it isn't so

In the meantime, YOU can keep YOUR allies, like the krauts and the frogs and all the sandies. BTW, just how are things going for the U.K., France, Germany? Oh yeah, they've been turned into shitholes over night because the population of those countries is comprised of spineless, jawless, cucked soyboys. The entirety of Europe is being decimated in a flash RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES and you euro-fags have the audacity to come here and say shit?!?

The Israel move was payback and payment to the RedShields. Pissing off the sandies was just a bonus.

They unironically deserved them at the time.

They've hardly even recovered from those nukes and likely do not want to get nuked again. Use your head, Jamal.

so trudeau is secretly playing the long game?

All of these but Japan are the cancer of Sup Forums.

If Israel sends troops for the first time ever to fight along side the allies I will treat them as brothers. I can guarantee that but in the past they have been absent. It could be a good bonding experience if there is a need for further wars in their region. I'm open to it and maybe they could teach me a thing or two and maybe I could do the same. Not that killing is exactly rocket science.

>being this jewish

They already did fuck them...I mean, I''d much rather drive a Japanese car than an american one.

american cars are pieces of shit.

There are rumors that some referees were made into soap bars.

Australia doesn't have a choice since we share almost all of your military bases with you; If the US gets dragged into a war were dragging you and Canada with us

Team red vs green vs grey

bibi already told the navy to fuel up the subs , nagasaki 2.0 is coming soon i suggest you stock up on all the anime you can because its over.

>USA
>Canada
>Australia
>NZ
>Israel

97% that red wins WWIII
if we can turn the greys its 100%

Show your geoflag non-white!

Yes Trudeau/Canada is North Americas man on the inside. All the cucked nations think he is on their team. Just look at him. None of his virtue signalling is believable.
And Japan needs us to keep buying those cars and computers. If we dont their economy collapses.

Japan just signed a trade deal with their in favor voting friends of Europe though

Trudeau is just an unscrupulous neoliberal.
>Pic related

Abe already made a side deal with Trump at the beginning of his administration. They are just playing tsundere, just like my waifu. Have no fear

Why the fuck would Israel be on our team when the only time they've ever been in combat with us was strafing one of our Navy ships?

Do people on Sup Forums actually believe Israel has fought wars with us before? Because they haven't.

Then why did he deport all the africans America wasnt allowed to for us?

when even Switzerland votes against you

I call bullshit on Trudeau being a North Americas man on the inside.

Going to love it when africans starve to death. Why should they get free food and BILLIONS in US foreign aid while American starve?

yeah tbqh getting nuked was deserved and even so we still dumped billions into rebuilding their shitty country from the ground up so that it was already a world power again by the 80's, at least economically.

Before the foundation of Israel the local jews conducted various attacks on British soldiers. Then Britain gave Lord Rothschild some letter saying he could found a nation.

The whole situation sucks and watching the people Israel has fucked over the hardest now supporting them is kinda weird.

You've never set foot on the European continent in your entire life, and you unironically believe the prepackaged right-wing propaganda you're parroting. Take off your reddit memeflag and reassess your life.

Maybe Trump his move was simply stupid?
He turned this into some ‘with us or against us’ thing while it’s just the USA being retarded

Guatemala
Honduras
Togo (kek)
Marshall Islands
Palau

I don't remember rest. Nothing relevant I assure you.

Sorry I'm going with the Jews. Looks like you guys can't win this and I'm gonna weasel out. Now when does my Kippah arrive in the mail?

USA, Canada, Australia and NZ have all fought multiple wars together. If this unlikely scenario happens can we trust the Jews? I would like to see you fight with us but you can't hate white people more than you hate whoever we are fighting against. Remember the Germans did that to you. My Grandfather survived in North Africa fighting off the worst they could give him to help win the war. I don't think you should hate the German but you certainly should hate us because as far as I know we never wronged your people. That said, there is a standard that those who promote western civilization should live up to and you should have to do your best to live up to it. If the nazis were defeated just because of who they were committing crimes against it was a victory not complete. No one should have those crimes committed against them, no one.

based Togo

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man, it's a tough choice

i told bibi to put the japan nuking on hold only because you posted asuka (also digits didnt hurt). but one more misstep and bye bye to anime.

we might forgive them if the take out the norks for us .

weren't you like neutral or some shit?

Haha, Trudeau being "secretly on Trump's side".


haHaaa good one goys

We get Togo

>Shhh dont blow our cover

The best part will be when even Israel will betray you.

The absolute state of amerimutt.

I'm pro Assad and Ayatollah.

Oi, get your nose outta other people's borders

No. First to fight! Helped found the SAS and SBS no less. Read about them and learn how wars are won.

The only thing that would make me more erect today is if the US pulled out of the UN, close the headquarters in NY, and cut all foreign aid.

Don't worry you are welcome. In trade you get Balkans and Sweden but have to kill Muslims.

That said, fuck this. What is the other side paying. the Amerikikes are weak.

There's so much wrong with this pic.

Canada should be Groot, cause trees have leaves.

Japan should be the Gamora, because of sexy exotic sword chick waifus

And Israel should be Rocket, because he's a nasty theaving rodent.

>hates rocket
Ahmed please.

I don't hate him. I accept him for who he is.

I'm on whatever team Japan is on.

You goys with Israel or the rest of the world? Nukes are about to go off.

We forged the UN after winning WW2. Letting go of a political platform like that would not be wise. Pretty much signaling "I got mine, get your own"

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Gamora is Isreal because best Ally
Canada is Rocket because biggest shitposter
And Japan is Groot because he can get blown to bits and grow right back up again

Yeah now I think about it I really don't want to be on the side of the Synagogue of satan. I'm not religious but I have seen enough from them to know they are evil on inhuman levels and want absolutely no part in that. Sorry but this time you are on your own.

the meme team
there is only Sup Forums and his goy boy plebbit
world leaders have long given up

At least the Jews doing their child rape behind closed doors in exchange for money.
Muslims will rape your kids right out in the street and not even pay you off

What the fuck? Why are we the racoon?

maybe it has something to do with nuking them twice and killing a large part of their population?

>Self hating euro cucks racing to see who can replace their native populations first.
>Ethnocentric middle eastern tribe that harbors immense hatred towards my own people
Choices, choices, choices

I really want no part of it. The semites are a disgusting people regardless of their sky god affiliation.

Team A
US, Israel, Togo, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau, Marshall Islands, Guatemala and Honduras

Team B
Rest of the world

I go with team B

The Raccoon talks the most shit

>tfw japan has the largest and most widespread intelligence network in the world and they don't even know it

Wouldn't be fair otherwise.

Hey burger bro, Australia abstained from a vote which is just a cowards way of voting against (((Trump))). The funniest thing though is the ever loyal UK telling (((Trump))) to stick his embassy move up his fat, orange ass...

Don't really care who I'm with as long as I get to kill yanks and krauts.

>An Judeo-American alliance defeating a European-Russian-China alliance

I see war doesn't come to your people as much as swindling and usury does.