Be president of France

>Be president of France
>Super majority in Parlement from a party with a cult of personality dedicated to you
>Don't even use Parlement, make laws with executive orders
>Popularity at 57%
>Basically elected king
>First office you ever run for is president and you win
>Self made millionaire by working for Rothschild
>Looks like and underwear model
>Graduated from the most elite schools in the nation top of his class
>Diploma in philosophy from the Sorbonne
>Can play piano like a professional pianist
>Can speak about classical music with specialists on radio
>Can speak about sport with specialists on TV
>Can recite a dialogue from a Molière play from memory
>So much charisma The Guardian say "Anyone who’s had their hand shaken by Macron is lost to the opposition: they’re destined to vote Macron and to convert to Macronism."
>Even the almost 70 years old, far left crypto-communist says that you are "exceptional" and "another thing totally" than the six presidents he had met before
>Basically an IRL Mary Sue that win and win and win

>Is married to a mummy

...wut?

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breitbart.com/london/2017/12/21/france-brings-first-3000-migrants-directly-african-new-migrant-plan/
youtu.be/LmdMjNwPPRM
budapestbeacon.com/work-or-starve-hungary-to-phase-out-unemployment-assistance-by-2018/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>why do globalist ran candidates have handlers and a lifetime of indoctrination and training?
come on pierre

>Spent 500 million euros on mascara and dildos
He has to be flayed.

What do you mean "wut?"
>(((Rothschild)))
He's been sexually ritually abused since he was a child. Explains everything.

He'd be a good emperor desu

Wait, what? He was never a politician before? He's like French cucked Trump.

>Looks like and underwear model
he looks like a Jewish demon without the camera tricks.

>still couldn't marry a female rothschild
>stuck with his mom

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Virtually everything you listed is irrelevant to the two important skills necessary for being president: managing complex systems of institutions and persons, and being able to look at the truth accurately and without ego.

Virtually everything.

oh fuck

He's a kid.

He also was as shit student.

Macron was Chad

not pierre but yusuf imo

Please do your best, France. I believe on you.

Not even close to us, Pierre

whiter than you mohamed

Great thread but everyone knows macrons wife is running the show

>Diploma in philosophy
couldn't hack it in STEM

Napoleon literally emancipated the jews and brought nafris and shitalians to France. Because of that warmongering cuck tens of thousands of German, Dutch, Russian, French and British boys in their prime died

t. STEM graduate

>Self made millionaire by working for Rothschild

Come again?

Look at all these faggots with shit bodies. That guy behind him even has a scarf, what the fuck.

he was behind a high-profile deal between Nestlé and Pfizer

you Baguettes are F-U-C-K-E-D.

breitbart.com/london/2017/12/21/france-brings-first-3000-migrants-directly-african-new-migrant-plan/

this is just the beginning.

i think the next "President" (more like Caliph) of France after Macron will be a Moroccan/Algerian/Tunisian Muslim, who will basically be EU's version of 0bongo. but unlike 0bongo, he will openly admit he's a Muslim, and 9/11-tier Terrorist attacks will keep happening all over Europe because of this. and also, ISIS will get the French Nuclear Arsenal, of 300 (!) Nukes, because the Muslim who will rule France after Macron will be an ISIS spy who will let ISIS Soldiers disguised as "Refugees" and EU Army Soldiers take control of the French Army and French Nukes, to launch a Jihad against Europe.

French are F-U-C-K-E-D. you should have voted for Le Pen.

>le 56% is calling other countries fucked
comedy gold

he looks like Mac Demarco

I have a fetish for older women too so I can understand.

I wish we had based Macaroni instead of DRUMPF

say what you want, but you should start learning Arabic. i for one, look forward for Germany to take back Elsass-Lothringen and liberate what is left of France from Muslim rule. good luck Baguette, you will need lots of it.

>will be supplanted soon

Revenge for Maria Antonia... bloody French savages... :)

>I believe on you.
kek

>will be remembered (if the niggers bother writing history books) as the man that replaced the native French with assorted subhumans

"o" is right next to "i". I noticed just when I clicked "Post", but it was too late. Please don't bully.

you wish you had a Globalist Granny Banger who worked at a Rothschild Bank? (((Libtard))) detected.

this is the most retarded meme ive seen, youre going to end up like Argentina 90% black and still delusional youre white. At least you wont be amerimutts am i rite?

How do I get a qt3.5 costarican gf?

>DRUMPF
14 year old beta detected

>truth

He's a Rothschild protege.

People on Sup Forums project their distorted images into real peoples. You can hate Macron, but there's no denying he's chad material. Take out your nightmares goggles and just look at him as a human being, even though he's a lizard.

While you're right, how is this remotely relevant to OP's point? He's merely pointing out how this guy is married to a mummy, to which correctly points out how.

If I were French, after the whole fake email leak debacle I would have voted Macron

fuck the French, they can burn in Hell with their Algerian/Tunisian/Mauritanian/Moroccan cousins if they want so. they had their last chance to save themselves with Marine Le Pen. instead the chose Manny Macaroni instead. fuck them. they shoulda voted for Le Pen.

And yet he has not fathered a single (legitimate at least) child of his own. Why is he such a virgin chad?

>meme flag
>muh rothsheeld conspiracy
>reddit parentheses
>Fox News comment section-tier insult
You came here during/after the election so I'm immediately disregarding all of your posts.

>considering a 66% win against the FN a major victory
France is far more unstable than it lets on

top lad

>all this quality french banter
Please do this more, we miss you guys. We'll even laugh at the 56% jokes just come on.

>all laughter even is anymore for me is getting through bad times, please help

Didn't a large portion of whites vote Le Pen - but it was an impossible task to win as the tipping point has been passed?

I don't know, these statistics are banned in France

agreed. it was too late. by Le Pen i also meant Jean Marie Le Pen, Marine's Father. they missed their chance TWICE!

Yup, which is why the FN winning 33% of the vote at the second round is a huge deal nobody the liberal elite wants to face up to. Every election their share of the vote gets bigger. A decade ago they were getting 18%, now it's a third. I still dont understand how people can consider his victory a blow against nationalism unless you're a complete tard who started following politics only since 2015.

>the neo-liberal media fawns over a soyboy neo-liberal
>marries the crypt keeper
How is he exceptional again

>that scarf
Fucking frenchmen

It's relevant because she's her handler.

>nearly half of french babies are non white
Kek

his*

Merkel and her sidekick Macaroni, and their Masters, Soros and Rothschild, act like Comic boom Villains.

EU = Apokolips

Merkel = Darkseid

Macron = Desaad

Rapeugees = Parademons

i know Jack Kirby, who drawn and wrote the New Gods/Fourth World saga was jewish, but it was the only analogy i could think of now.

you gotta admit that Merkel is worse than Darkseid, at least Darkseid did not flood Apokolips with Rapeugees.

bohemian fashion was big in paris during the 90s. Of course a posh puff like macron would gob that shit up.

*book

>ITT - Sup Forums forever unmarried soyboys complain about handsome Frenchman with infinitely more success than they ever will marrying an ugly troll

It's like pottery

male pattern baldness is a terrible thing.

Literally 1/2 of the "men" here do

his thoughts are too complex for you OP

yeah he's succesful, at destroying France on the behalf of his Masters, Merkel and Soros! if you like Macaroni so much why don't you move your Libtard ass to France? i'm sure they will welcome you with open arms. (and having a Chest full of TNT strapped to it)

by 2022 when the next Elections in France happen, the Frenchies will elect a Caliph. like i said before:

>i think the next "President" (more like Caliph) of France after Macron will be a Moroccan/Algerian/Tunisian Muslim, who will basically be EU's version of 0bongo. but unlike 0bongo, he will openly admit he's a Muslim, and 9/11-tier Terrorist attacks will keep happening all over Europe because of this. and also, ISIS will get the French Nuclear Arsenal, of 300 (!) Nukes, because the Muslim who will rule France after Macron will be an ISIS spy who will let ISIS Soldiers disguised as "Refugees" and EU Army Soldiers take control of the French Army and French Nukes, to launch a Jihad against Europe.

mark my words, everything i said will become reality. just wait.

>couldn't hack it in STEM

Only an ignorant brainlet like you would think that there is no overlap between philosophy and math.

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>Globalist puppet
>running on "radical centrist" platform
>Hyped up as hard as possible by (((media)))
>doesn't bother with parliamentary procedure because (((media))) lets him get away with ruling by executive fiat just like Obama.
>Basically told everyone he wanted to govern like neo-royalty
>literally spent G20 summit trying to be cuckboy to Daddy Trump.

Gave Trump one hell of a handshake too I might add.

basically this. the Baguettes have no idea in what shit they dragged themselves into in May 2017 when they elected this Rothschild jew puppet. FUCK THEM! they made their bed now lay in it!

i saw that Meme before. thanks for posting it. Macron is a Kosher Macaron, because he is Merkel and Soros puppet.

idk, seems pretty solid, once the /x/ material starts coming out directed at a person, I start to be skeptical of the people attacking him.
Obama was bad but we didn't need to make up lizard stories and all this hyperbolic redderick, obamas actions spoke for themselves. and so did his extremist upbringing, macron seems to be attracting a super natural hitsquad sort of like how the leftfags attack trump

like the submissive and obedient Pyppet he is. Frenchies only know how to surrender! i look forward for the day when Germany reconquers it's rightful soil currently under French illegal occupation since 1945 called Elsass-Lothringen and liberates France from itself once again!

youtu.be/LmdMjNwPPRM

there is no such thing as a radical centrist ,this is newsspeak

That scarf is like a black belt for eating ass

>Pyppet

PUPPET. that's what Macaroni is!

>>Popularity at 57%
>>Basically elected king
Putin kekked hard

Macaroni did say he will reign like a Roman God. he really is that delusional! meanwhile Mama Merkel is the REAL Boss of France while Macaroni is just a ceremonial Puppet.

what do you think of my prediction?

>I'm so glad my (((msm))) baby is being successful
Kys kys and kys

sorry Baguette, but you and all other Baguettes have no one to blame but yourselves. you should have voted for Le Pen! too bad it's all too late. like or hate her, Marine was your last chance. now it's GAME OVER for France.

see:

okay, i'll just Bump this Thread out of mercy for the Frenchies. remember Frenchies, learn Arabic, you will need it once your Muslim population gets over 50% of the population in France.

thanks for bumping my thread 56% man

Paris is fucked, because they need the manual labor like bridesmaids need shots of Vodka. Every shitty terminal, cashier, taxi job is protected by numerous unions. If they can't find enough Francs and Pierres, they take what they can get. And they have 3 million of them in the country for ages.

>ou should have voted for Le Pen
Todo what. Even the faker Kurz in Austria, who is already in cohoots with the far right there is just talking about "optimizing the welfare state".

The only country who is ultra aggro against any poor (and creating a slave state) is hungary.
budapestbeacon.com/work-or-starve-hungary-to-phase-out-unemployment-assistance-by-2018/

All the west polit heads do is talk hard game. When the shit hits the fan, and oranges have to be farmed while it rains, Alejandro and Diego has to do so, because John and Walter are just useless on opioids.

J U P I T E R

u know dude i think this guy was a lesser bad compared to pro islam candidate like melenchon or the socialist
first i was really again that guy but in fact i prefer this guy to the socialist or FI candidate not perfect but not the worst

>Paris is fucked, because they need the manual labor like bridesmaids need shots of Vodka.

French bridesmaid now wear Burkas, and no Vodka, because Islam bans Alcohol. (because France is a Muslim shithole now)

>Every shitty terminal, cashier, taxi job is protected by numerous unions.

all the Frenchies left working as slaves for the Muslim majority in France.

>If they can't find enough Francs and Pierres, they take what they can get.

and that is Ahmeds and Mohammeds

>And they have 3 million of them in the country for ages.

3 Million Maghrebian Muslims? i think the number is higher than that.

even a Civic Nationalist like Le Pen could have turned the tables in favour of France. like it or not, France commited suicide when they elected (((Macron))).

that's more like 7% or 8% muslims in france so that's 5 million. the bad projection is 50% muslims in 2050

but as far as i know thats the same problem in most country of europe like the UK

more like D A R K S E I D

France is now like Apokolips.

(yes, i know Jacob Kurtzberg aka Jack Kirby was jewish, but this is the only analogy i could come up with)

Ouais c'est ca que j'essai dvous dire souvent, v's'ete fife en criss

Loved by rich old ladies, more like it

Le Pen was the only candidate worth voting. the French chose the Granny Banger instead. they chose to be stupid, so fuck them! >that's more like 7% or 8% muslims in france

yeah, maybe back in 2002 when Marine's Dad lost to (((Chirac))).

>the bad projection is 50% muslims in 2050

50% Mudslime by 2022 when the next Elections happen, and France has its first Caliph. see: >but as far as i know thats the same problem in most country of europe like the UK

Britain is fucked too. Brexit or not, they already got a Paki in charge of London(istan). now Britain, France, and Sweden are competing at who is more Muslim. next time when the Panzers are rolling the few Whites left will welcome the Germans as liberators.

>is married to a mummy
He's got good taste, that's why.

Macron is actually pretty alpha and has good policies all round, Sup Forums only decided they wanted a shrill socialist bitch to win because she said something bad about muslims, the key to their heart.

But yes his choice of wife confirms to me beyond all doubt that he is a homosexual

exept germans are pro muslims now. you forget that merkel did opened the pandora box...

and for marine LP if you lived ere you should know she had no change because she is too soft and to much close to the left on economic aspec. her surname is malika lepen now in here

agree with you dude on both apects ^^
thats a funny thing an homosexual is the best president we got since the 90's

didnt really have a good feeling with him but he is better by far from the 3 previous president (chirac, sarkozy and hollande)

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any video of him playing the piano?