Catalonia / Spain Thread

87% of votes counted, prepare your collective anuses

SPAIN ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH

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delicious tears

how the fuck did the unionists actually expect to win this, like why would they believe that doing all this shit was going to win them votes

87% tallied, separatists get 70 seats, absolute majority is 68

SPAIN ETERNALLY BTFO

PP is absolutely irrelevant in Catalonia, doesn't get its own parliamentary group and has to go into the mixed group with the far-left CUP hippies

PP ETERNALLY BTFO

Catalonia will, once again, have a separatist government.

UNIONISTS ETERNALLY BTFO

YOU MADE YOUR BED ON OCTOBER 1ST SPAINKEKS, NOW LIE IN IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>be fighting a losing war for hundreds of years
>a peasant's lot will free us
nice try jose. But you have a king

Why are you happy? You're the one who is losing here. And I mean you, as a person. You're being had. Do you even understand how any of this works? This isn't a soccer match, son.

lmao looks like Cs is going to seal another PP seat.

>soccer
FOY

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This is a Mongolian image board where people speak in American. Don't blame me.

>You're the one who is losing here
I sure am as long as Catalonia is part of this trainwreck you call a "country"

Thank you for another economic crisis. Both Catalonia and Spain are going to shit now because of a bunch of naive lunatics.

"we know that the Catalans are a very different race from the Spanish one"

"The Catalan is hard-working, loves individual freedom, is an idealist, and I would even say an adventurer"

"The materialists, in Catalonia, must be the Jews, and these surely will be the antinationalists"

"We, National Socialists, understand enslaved peoples/nations that feel nationalism and want to free themselves from their chains"

if only certain regions of spain were more economically competitive and didnt rely on Catalonia to send them gibs

Plan for Iberia lads?

Yes, I'm sure your commie utopia would be a lot better. Of course.

>mfw witnessing the angry hand of god descending from the clouds and crushing castille into the sea

MANOLOS BTFO
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We need to get of the walfare state, and all those problems will be gone.

>get of the welfare state
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Fucking jews, there is nothing more jewish that trying to destroy Spain. Catalans are literally jews commiefornia tier and I'm not surprised seeing anglos a portucucks supporting cucktalans. I can't wait to see more trucks and vans of tolerance run through that shithole called Barcelona.

>Things will be taken to yet ANOTHER votation to extend the drama and entertain the braindead sheeps longer
Gee, who could had seen this development coming? Please, both sides, kill yourselves and stop demanding attention, kay?

Lol at the salty Spanish cucks. Stay mad pedro

Beatings will continue until morale improves

We're going to have 4 more years of constant butthurt and screeching and real problems like most cities being well above 1/3 foreigners alone not counting nationalised ones will be ignored once again
I have no words to express how happy I am.

Stoked as fuck. I hope they succeed, setting a precedent for separatist groups.

Question: what the fuck is that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!

Hohoho

>Catalans are literally jews
Then why would you want them to be part of Spain?

This country's politics are literally based on making regions fight and hate eachother while the politicians get as much money as they can and further destory the country and everybody plays along. The future is very bright indeed.

And you are from? Nowhere

Rosellò i Cerdanya es Catalunya

The legacy of french homosexuality

You lost 6 pro-indi seats. That means you lose! New Spanish constitutional law!

I don't want them, I just hope to exterminate them

Im so fucking sick of this shit,unironically absolute monarchy WHEN

Does your King have any powers left?

The only leader of Spain

>elect a seperatist government
>seperatist government attempts to seperate
>spanish government say no and chases the seperatist government out
>holds a new election
>elect a seperatist government

is democracy meant to be this funny?

it was actually only 2, from 72 to 70
and that's with most of the govern exiled or in jail

This is what happens when you don't give the mental separatists a binding choice

If we hadn't given the SNP a referendum this would be us right now

No need to explain anymore. I found the culprits. They left their name on the crime scene.

>and that's with most of the govern exiled or in jail
The constitutionalist won and that was with a 155 intervention that most Catalans don't like

you see i can do the same argument

>The constitutionalist won
57 is not bigger than 70, not even with podemos they can

who has 70?

>155 intervention that most Catalans don't like.
Not him, but with that you are still saying that the people who believe that the exiled government is the rightful one are the majority. And considering they are in prision for trying to secede unilaterally you are saying that the majority of Catalans are pro unilateral independence.
Also

PdeCat+ERC+CUP

Shut up.

So what happens now?

more people in prison and more election until people vote right or an actual collapse of the cunt

BAHAHAHAHAHA fucking manolos when will they learn.

Btw reminder that if JxCat+ERC+CUP didn't get 100% of the vote is because of filthy manolo gibmigrants. Xarnego genocide when?

Who knows man, time will tell.

Separatists try to form a coalition with the CUP, fail, and nothing changes

o i see the eternal tripartito counts as one in Catalonia i see i see.

he was arguing that because is leaders where out, one in frozen land and the other inside a comfy cell that they had it harder to win this elections but in reality the contrary is the case.
As you can see PP was close to losing every single representation so don't come here to tell us that you had the harder times.
Same happened with Susana Díaz after she decapitated his own leader and even knowing that no one likes those types of backstabbings she tried it.

we should get rid of Manolo ghettos in big cities, they're a problem

Real history is that Llívia was considered a villa and not a village and the treaty dictated that only villages had to be ceded to France.

hello

they count as one just like C's+PSOE+PP
I know that CUP will get negociations tough but they are still in the same boat

>fail
define fail, as long as they go for the independence again they will get CUP with them

Should take port pirates next.
>Making Spain Great {Caliphate} again.

Even Manolos themselves know that the cinturó roig is a blackhole of unemployment, poverty and many social problems as well as being a stronghold of sociocommunism.
I want them gone because I'm catalan and hate those colonists but even if I was a Manolo I'd want to bomb that place because it is a mess.

>less seats for independence then 2015
bravo Jordis

MORE

A turboglobalist. Yep, the only leader.

>Dialeg
>not a single vote

Who is this person?

This. Every political party is in the garlic.

Leaving Spain is always a good decision

>Xarnego genocide when?

gas the xarn-

When are you going to figure out what the real problem is?

>anime pose

Nothing personel kid
*teleports behind you and steals all your gold in the form of tax money*

your mother is a prostitute

tripartitos where and are shit, they only breed instability and shorter terms
Jordi Pujol was president several terms without the requiered 70 but the independentists created a environment where no one can govern without having the numbers, to much hate for a fucking meme.

That image doesn't even make sense

You have no balls

They're not. Tripartite allows for moderate changes to take place.
C's is literally the Jews, PSOE/PP the establishment and Podemos filthy commies.
But together they fight one another instead of fucking you in the ass.
Look at CUP. It was thanks to them that Artur Mad got BTFO. Don't forget that.

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short term is the only need right now, after the republic is actually bornt there should be constitutive elections
this is suppose to be a transition parlament

>I always hated you guys
>hey why do you guys want to leave?

>C's fresh party from 2006 are the jews
>CIU the elites that control and push menes sinze catalonia has elections are not the jews
hey man what ever floats your boat

Exactly. A fresh party that grew so fast having all the spotlight, that gets invited to the Bilderberg Club and whose slogans are "nationalism is cancer", "borders should not exist in the XXI century" and "Europe must be a federal country". Not kike at all...

dude you guys are so funny and a walking contradictions. So do your beloved tripartitos you dumy

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Short terms are bad and breed radicals, they wont benefit you or your friends when the time comes, no one know who it will be.

1930
July 1932
November 1932
March 1933
November 1933
wonder who this guy was

CiU got btfo by the independence issue.
ERC has had no known cases of corruption for decades and when someone really fucked up he got the boot.
CUP are Libtard cancer, but they are anti EU cuckening and I would vote for Hillary Clinton if that meant bitchslapping EU a few times.

>CiU got btfo by the independence issue.
:^)
>renames their party, Catalans forget the 3%

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How do I fund Catalonian separatists?

They are very well funded my man, they can mobilize millions of euros in days, wonder who is behind this,,,

So what? Are they planning to be independent for 5 seconds, this time?

Use bitcoin

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Gibbsme, your help for our struggle is very much appreciated

We did the same thing, gained and lost independence like 10 times before everyone got sick of dealing with us and let us be

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dumb br monkey go home

>dumb br monkey go home

Galiza para Portugal, Catalunha para Espanha, Navarra Livre!

whatever

We just want to keep the land, the globalists there can die