What would've happened if he actually punched her?

What would've happened if he actually punched her?

It a haruhi suzumiya references in the new chapter of watamote. Tomoko told her to fuck off.

jesus christ

I need this translated now

End of world

It would be extremely painful

she would have kicked his ass

for Kyon

She's only a teenage girl user, I think Kyon could easily beat her up.

She would have actually learned to stop being a bitch.

She's God user, pretty sure she could take Kyon.

i would've been so happy

Where is your god haruhi now. And tomoko is one of the smartest kids in school.

blah blah blah fuck you kuroki for getting the top grades in school I'll beat you next time

I could have figured that out even if I didn't know any japanese though, apply yourself

format C:

World 3 working on it right now.

>hakai

Honestly I was genuinely surprised she got over that whole event so quickly.

Guarantee she knows some kind of martial arts.

this
i thought kyons reckoning was coming

Fairly certain she just realized she was being a turbo bitch and she needed to chill.

This nigga... you don't punch a Tsundere, you try to accommodate till she goes is past her phase and goes full dere dere mode. Haruhi is misunderstood.

nothing
haruhi isn't god

Bitch might've actually learned her place for once, she's an even shittier goddess than Aqua.

I can smell your semen glazed breath from my screen.

That and he's the one person that puts up with her shit that's friends with her on a level higher than just being a useful tool then immediately dropping him when she gets bored.

When that person can't take your shit anymore and is a hairsbreadth away from decking you in the face like some gangster, even she is forced to have some damn sense for once.

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>Oh no, she's bullying my moeblob with no personality, even though we are the ones who let she act however she pleases.
Kyon is the definition of a beta faggot, instead of actually arguing with her, trying to put her in her place with words or teaching her why she shouldn't be doing that, he resorts to violence and risks fucking everything up just because retarded Mikuro was being bullied. On top of that, he actually does everything she tells him just to complain later

"Not even my own father hit me!"

Her face would become punched.

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Nothing good. Kyon's a hypocrite and tried to whiteknight in the worst possible moment, Haruhi went full bitch mode to spite him. What actually happened was the best possible outcome

It's pretty obvious. She would start to wish she lived in another world and the entire universe would be rewritten just like 3 years before.

My dream would have come true.

DELETE NOW

underrated post

It's Kyon who's God, not Haruhi.

Sasaki said so, so it must be true.

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After dealing with kids I know exactly how to deal with Haruhi. Too bad Lyon doesn't and that's why he's worst guy.

>mfw Koizumi literally teleports behind Kyon

>Nothin personnel kid

There's a difference between being tsun tsun and being a manipulative, abusive cunt

Delete this now and never post it again

Give him a medal for fighting feminism.

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Fact: Haruhi is neither.
She's just a kid who literally never had any friends until high school, and didn't know how to be social.

Haruhi isn't a tsundere, but her behavior is only possible because she has enablers. Mikuro, Koizumi, Nagato, Kyon and everyone who goes along with with what she says have no right to complain about her manipulative, bossy actions.

Basically, you have no right to complain about abuse if you actually help the abuser.

>Kyon is the definition of a beta faggot
I think you mistyped Koizumi.

>feminism
I wonder if Haruhi is even a feminist at all?

She seems to understand pretty well how social relationships work though, it's just that she prefers to act the way she does in the brigade because she finds it fun.

>She seems to understand pretty well how social relationships work though
UH what? Did you not watch Live Alive?

Even if she wasn't, he would still be fighting feminism by challenging the notion that females can never be hit.

did you even watch the show?

Kyon is passive aggressive and actually does everything Haruhi tells him to, except that he complains while doing it, which is pretty beta by itself. At least Koizumi is self-conscious, so I respect him more.
Haruhi probably doesn't give a shit about feminism.

Fug, someone beat me to it.

Not dealing well with one aspect of social interaction is very different from not understanding how most social interactions work. Haruhi doesn't know how to receive thanks because she's used to have people always doing everything for her, which only happens because she's charismatic and actually knows how to handle people.

I did, and I think you are the one who didn't pay close enough attention to Haruhi's initial state at the beginning of the series.

Obviously she's not like that anymore though, if you'd read the novels, but she was essentially an alien to everyone until high school.

Feeling detached from people /=/ don't know how to be social.

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>because she's charismatic and actually knows how to handle people
I'm not even talking about just any random person, I'm talking about FRIENDS.
My justification as to why she treats Mikuru the way she does in this scene, is because she had literally no basis for friendship at that point.
Compare that scene to one later in the novel when Yuki is sick, it's a complete change! Because, hello character development.

You guys forgot that Kyon is literally god and Haruhi is his impulses and desires put into his ideal girl.

She would have fucked him right there on the floor displaying alpha superiority.

How does a robot get sick?

But everyone else was in the room.

The problem is Haruhi did wrong shit and Kyon didn't handle it properly while the 3 others had their hands tied. Kyon should've stopped that sooner and Haruhi shouldn't have done that in the first place, so instead we get a small drama that makes everyone uncomfortable but thankfully got solved pretty fast when everyone swallowed their prides and restarted on a more reasonable basis.

But it's not until Live Alive that you can see how Haruhi changes after that.

She is an alien, she drank our water.

I mean if I told you, it'd be a spoiler.

blizzards and big houses

Season 3 when? ;_;

Dude you can already see it in Sigh 5 when she says she'll help.

Also Live Alive is literally right after this arc

Yes to both. Live Alive is there to clearly show the difference in her actions, but some people can miss it if they watched the broadcast order

Well in broadcast order Sigh never even happens.

KYONED

I still don't understand what would compel someone to draw this image.

i understand why someone would draw it but putting in so many details is weird man

Even in fanart he still refuses to show his true name.

Knowing how to talk to people and having the skill and experience talking to people are two different things. Haruhi knows the mechanics to get people to do what she wants, but lacks the skill to build any sort of relationship past "do shit for me" (until character development kicks in, anyhow).
Kyon isn't passive-aggressive, he's tsun for Haruhi. Best explanation for his 'unreliable narrator' streak.
Someone's into Yuki being cucked. To be fair, I think it's hot.

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>ywn deliver a haymaker to Haruhi, knocking her down a peg or two and basking in catharsis as you've make her realize she can't toy with people so easily

She already realized that Sup Forumsnon.

Haruhi rhymes with lovely!

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Story would actually got more interesting.

She still deseres that punch

Honestly, based on the way she acted, Haruhi needs a punch to the face or something.

Sauce?

I'd bast her turkey.

She deserved a slap or two but a full force punch would have been too much. Keep in mind the situation inflated for stupid reasons.

Well I was referring to in general. Not just her at that moment.

How much does the anime adapt from the LNs and does the anime have a good ending? I only ever saw the first season years and years ago.

Haruhi deserves to lose all her teeth.

That's so fucked up

What'd she do wrong in general? That and her down time in Melancholy were her worst moments. Other than that she's just a genki girl that can be a bit rude at times but is ultimately good natured.

The anime adapts about 4.5 LNs and the ending (movie) is one of the best parts. There are 11 LNs in total.

She did deserve the punch. But it was obvious to anyone there that Kyon was about to punch her. I think the realization Haruhi had that she was acting so out of line that Kyon would dare to punch her but was stopped had way more impact on her then actually being punched. If she had been punched, her rage would cloud her judgment and make her feel justified about feeling sore about it; but because he never did hit her, Haruhi felt more shame than indignity about her behavior, which eventually contributed to her becoming a more thoughtful person overall.

Would you get in the robot?

Does she have the parts?

Alternate Haruhi seems to be a much better person. I kinda feel bad about her universe being dismantled when her life had just turned more interesting.

Also long hair looks so much better on her.

Retard Kyon

>implying Haruhi has any understanding of the concept of shame

You're all right. Haruhi could go God's Wrath on his ass but likely she won't. She knows some form of martial arts but she's far from an expert so she's immediately at disadvantage in a front face fight against a physically stronger opponent like Kyon and Haruhi herself at one point backed herself and the other girls from a heated arguments between guys saying that they would get injured if they try to interfere between two guys fighting seriously.

To sum up Haruhi has the tools to kick Kyon's ass into oblivion buy is not councious of that fact and her grounded mentality tells her she can only take in guys by seizing advantage with surprise, opportunity, favorable circumstances, etc...

She knows a pretty schoolgirl is fucked up if she tries to fight a guy seriously.

I like that about Haruhi, she's audacious but not stupid.