>After more than a decade of research, first male contraceptive GEL that can dramatically reduce sperm count is to be trialled on men
>The method, which involves rubbing the gel onto the arms and shoulders every day, has already been shown to be effective in an initial six-month study
More than 400 couples from the US, UK, Italy, Sweden, Chile, and Kenya will participate in the 4 year study.
And just like thalidomide and black salve I'm sure it will have no unintended consequences whatsoever
Austin Butler
You guys understand that we need to make this mandatory for all males at puberty right?
We make that only way to reproduce to get license to have this gel removed and thus no niggers, spics, and low IQ morons will reproduce.
It also solves the women problem. Sluts can't get knocked up unless they get approval from a licensed male who won't want a used up slut or a coal burner, etc....
Male Birth control is the patriarchy restored.
Jason Wright
>wanting to handicap your sperm
almost as retarded as vasectomy fags
Zachary Howard
I am not sure how I feel about a gel that reduces sperm count. Shit is just screaming unintented side effects. Compared to that, female contraceptive pills operate on a simpler mechanism that seems to be much more easily "reversible" and not as prone to side effects.
Jack Perry
its better to fuck and just not cum, think of it like sport. alcohol helps a l ot
Camden Gray
>men use this >men piss >piss gets recycled for only 99.99% into water >tapwater lowers spermcount even more
brilliant, just absolutely fucking great.
James Cook
>2017 >not having a 6 stage reverse osmosis filter
Anthony Bailey
Like it matters what i do to prevent it, average joe will get fucked up anyway thus destroying the white populace even faster.
Cooper Gutierrez
But what if it's a plot to put testosterone in the water to turn the frogs straight?
Julian Ramirez
autistic bait
Thomas Torres
Merely existing in an industrial civilization will destroy your sperm count
Logan Parker
Im one of the testers
Brayden Richardson
I guarantee you guys this gel contains some form of estrogen.
Grayson Martinez
It's gonna be funny if it has a bunch of screwed up side effects.
Jeremiah Cooper
Can it reduce it to 0? I wanna nut in a girl, but i wont risk it just because it goes down from 50% to 5% chance of pregnancy
David Sullivan
>Chads start using this instead of condoms >turns out contraceptive has lasting damage to sperm count >chads remove themselves from gene pool
Brody Perez
>HIV and STDS show 80% increase, but how?
Kevin Jackson
>coating yourself in a substance that destroys fertility
The leaf knows. This is literal 'children of men' tier. All it requires is the subtle application to undesired populations without their knowledge while targeting it specifically enough to avoid collateral damage.
Zachary Barnes
>messing with sex steroids has no ill effect
Read a study on long term use hormones to control obvulation
Anthony Lee
Doesn't this shit also make a 5th of It's users sterile? Rather have base born children than be a chemical eunuch.
Cooper James
Good stats good stats
Joshua Butler
Is there a way to put this into fried chicken?
Asher Gutierrez
I wonder how it'll affect men health.
Bentley Cook
Betcha this stuff (or a related chemical) finds its way into lotion, toothpaste and sunscreen.
>Whaaaat? We didn't know spermicidehexocockpoison-3 had the same effects as spericidehexocockpoison-4! We were using it as a preservative! Welp. You're all sterile now. Care to pay $$$ to have your fertility restored?
Charles Stewart
He's right fuck. This actually sucks and there's nothing we can do about it
Wyatt Cruz
Where do you live where piss is recycled like that?
Dylan Sullivan
That's the point this is literally just another assualt on our genetics
Nicholas Ross
Thank you for perfectly summing up what this is. Now let's find out how many Jews are working on this project
Adrian Torres
>buy en masse >release in jewish neighbourhoods oopsie
Julian Hernandez
This HAS to be estrogen based
Kayden Campbell
>gel used by rubbing onto the arms and shoulders >add gel to national stock of cocoa butter >crime rate falls to zero in 20 years boys I think we just figured out our nigger problem
Blake Smith
Put it in Jerry curls.
Hudson Williams
I guessed right: >How does the gel work?
>The Los Angeles Biomedical Research Institute mixed two synthetic hormones, progestin and testosterone.
>Just 23 per cent of men had a low sperm count when treated just with testosterone. But the team found it is effective as a contraception when combined with a progestin called Nesterone.
Progestins are synthetic progestogens, medications that have effects similar to those of progesterone.
Jeremiah Jones
I'll just keep having sex only with women that I wouldn't mind having kids with instead of anything with a pulse like a fucking no standards nigger.
Gavin Cook
Estrogen wouldn’t shut down your testicles, moron. Stuff like this has already been known and used in the steroid community for a while.
Parker Morgan
topkek, but sad because it's true.
This is also why I'm not against abortion.
James Collins
Jesus fucking Christ there is literally a one time reversible gel that can be injected and left alone for 10 years with no adverse effects but this is the jewery we get?
Kayden Stewart
a city
slickers unironically drink "treated" sewage
Thomas Walker
goddamnit. in about 4 years i'll be on the hook for making a baby anyways. Afterwards I can just get a vasectomy. I totally missed the boat.
Easton Ramirez
yet Vaslagel still has yet to be approved. I wonder why.
Owen Nelson
>involves rubbing the gel onto the arms and shoulders every day
or you could just not nut inside her.
Elijah Davis
>condoms feel like shit >pulling out is scary >sex always followed by dread and fear of pregnancy, guilty feeling >already have two kids, wife says she wont abort if we have a third >"fuck that shit" >get snipped, put some sperm on ice just in case >sex now has never been better. no guilt, no fear
Getting a vasectomy is the best goddamn thing I ever did. Now I'm not held hostage by some woman with "baby fever". My only regret is not doing it sooner. Men, take control of your lives!
Jeremiah Anderson
Sounds good to me, give it to the niggers maybe put some menthol in it.
Andrew Richardson
NOOOO GOY, stick your benis in every hole you see! There are no stds, kids are for losers, think of all the things you could buy with that money, all the parties you could go to! You can believe me, I'm your greatest ally!
Sebastian Hill
I know because i'm a scientist and a human body expert and I read the preliminary studies plus the studies after years of exposure?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Unless you know what the fuck you're promoting, through first hand experience involving the product why even type? You lend credence to the idiotic american stereotype
Brody Flores
Give us a quick rundown on the side effects
Jace Johnson
>You will never be able to spread your seed in a woman again without scooping it out of a Ben and Jerry's tub and fingering it into her. Why even live?
Ryder Thomas
My gf had her tubes tied after her second child with her ex husband. I love her but I want to make babies of my own. What do Sup Forums?
Benjamin Ramirez
>Getting a vasectomy have yourself sterilized goy! It's great!
Juan Jones
We got it covered.
Hudson Hill
oops forgot pic
Gavin Flores
Already got all that degeneracy out of my system when I was young and stupid. Wasn't worth it.
Brayden Wood
This better be bait
If not you're an irredeemable cuck and should kys at the soonest convenience
Jaxon Nelson
Meanwhile Herpes still incurable...
Jaxon King
You sir are fucking retarded, one of the consequences of hormone therapy in Traps is that they lose the ability to reproduce.
>Excess estrogen can cause adverse effects like weight gain, low libido and sexual dysfunction in men. When estrogen levels go above a certain limit, the body tends to shut down production of testosterone. >When estrogen levels go above a certain limit, the body tends to shut down production of testosterone. >shut down production of testosterone. ihealthdirectory.com/estrogen-men/
Julian Davis
>marrying a used up whore with leftovers from another marriage You did that to yourself you stupid fuck.
William Campbell
Get a new gf. That one's broken.
Juan Gray
>Where do you live where piss is recycled like that? Everywhere.
t. Engineer
Parker Roberts
>niggas use massive amounts of lotion for their dry elbows > Sup Forums gets jobs at lotion factories around the nation > starts putting this into the vats of lotion before packaging
seems like a problem solva you just have to be creative
Noah Rodriguez
Dump her, find a fertile hottie who wants to start a family.
>they havent had this for decades dumping it in the water and foods and shit
Samuel Williams
yes goys be promiscuous, have fun, don't worry.
Eli Garcia
Get her to reverse it
Matthew Young
Every male in your linage strove and fought to reproduce. you need to drop her and find a woman to have children with otherwise you just piss on your entire lineage. That said, if you don't that's just fine too. More room for mine. *unless you're a nigger of course but who am I kidding? why would you bother if you don't plan on paying child support.
Adrian Evans
I guarantee you that it makes you into a soyboy
Brayden Richardson
Guess it's just matter of time before news reports kids eating a tube of the jell
Joshua Long
But aren't the numales that this is targeting already permavirgins?
Dominic Watson
Nothing wrong with black salve if you know how to apply it and the cancer isn't fucking everywhere. The salve will cut off circulation to the cancer. If it's all over your body you're going to suffer with or without it.
Jaxon Perry
this but unironically
Camden Allen
Scary
Logan Wilson
>pulling out is scary >losing your manhood is dandy fucking kill yourself you shrimp dicklet faggot
Isaac Green
>ywn have a rub on sex change gel :'(
James Parker
> Use gel to reduce sperm count > take shower > gel in water supply > frogs are gay AND impotent > and so are you > meanwhile, condoms are not being used. Frequent use of antibiotics makes diseases grow stronger. Super Siphilis and Omega AIDS start to spread At least we can expect to see more creampies in porn
Lincoln Hernandez
GOVERNMENT BETTER PAY FOR MY SPERMICIDE AND IT BETTER NOT GIVE ME CANCER
Connor Morgan
...
Jeremiah Torres
Please remember to invest in crypto.
Otherwise what will you tell your android-children when they ask "Daddy, what did YOU do in the Beta Uprising?"
Ryan Bell
>permavirgins worrying about contraceptives kek
Easton Nguyen
>Still allow women to be sluts >Patriarchy restored Can't have both.
>The method, which involves rubbing the gel onto the arms and shoulders every day Oh yeah, perfect. A daily sperm poison is sure to have no long term effects goyim,
Jeremiah Sanders
>>The method, which involves rubbing the gel onto the arms and shoulders every day, has already been shown to be effective in an initial six-month study they should turn it into a deoderant, let it absorb under the arms.
Isaiah Morales
Antibiotics... HIV
Jose Ramirez
>whoring yourself out to nightclub furniture instead of producing children with your caregiving wife
Easton Johnson
>All it requires is the subtle application to undesired populations without their knowledge Chemtrails
Ethan Carter
>oldfag >never wore a condom >ever >and I mean ever holy shit I can't imagine growing up worrying about getting HIV from casual sex. when I was a kid herpes was the big scare cause you couldn't get a shot to make it go away and only fags got AIDS. what a shitty fucking life you guys have had. Shit I was single again for a brief time in teh early 2000s and I still rawdogged it every time.
Tyler Nelson
That's for the third trimester only thus far, which is counterintuitively the easiest part. I can't wait, we could ensure our species' survival with child colonies on other worlds. Send out cryo zygotes and sone clanking replicator, have the replicator terraform the new world, and then grow the zygotes in artificial wombs and pray no lord of the flies tier shit goes down.
Aaron Baker
Soy gel?
Nicholas Cooper
>The method, which involves rubbing the gel onto the arms and shoulders but the dick is down between the legs????
Jayden Cooper
MEN DO NOT USE THIS - YOUR SPERM IS A ENDANGERED RESORCE
Caleb Jackson
The only """men""" who will use this are white guilted soyboys
Noah Powell
So? Point is to produce no sperm, why would I touch my Dick? #Abstinancebestcontraceptive
Kayden Wood
Depending on how expensive it is, third worlders won't be able to buy it. That said, they're likely too high time preference to even bother even if they have the cash.
This is almost solely going to affect the upper socioeconomic stratas: primarily whites.
Levi Harris
So this is what the chem trails are made of I thought the rain felt more oily
Alexander Long
And then more niggers from the 3rd world get brought in because muh decreasing 1st world population. I wonder who's behind this product? Just kidding, we all know.
Jose Allen
This. My girlfriend already has a kid. I don't have to worry about alimony. Enjoy wet milf pussy everyday, without baby fever crap. If I get bored I just go away. When I die it's oblivion, who cares if I leave descendants or not? I certainly won't. If you disagree with this perfect logic you just fell for the oldest Sup Forums prank. Also, enjoy your onions and your cold showers, retards.
