Be me

>be me
>slip my way into an anchor position after O’Reilly gets dropped
>become the new face of fox news
>push intentionally divisive news stories
>use statistics with no correlation to target liberals and minorities
>invite useless idiots with no argument skills onto show
>bombard them with questions they have no capacity to answer so my argument seems more logical
>praised as a brilliant debater
what a legend, he played an entire generation of inbreds

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>>invite useless idiots with no argument skills onto show
Who would you suggest he invite?

Speaking of which, Tucker is on. This is now a watch thread.

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You can't cuck the tuck

>implying anyone under 70 watches him

stay tucked faggot

Be OP, sad, bitter, lonely and delusional

I watch him and I’m 29.

CHECKMATE GAYTHEIST!

(((OP))) is massively ass-hurt.

>invites mostly university professors on
>asks then questions pertaining to their field
>still look like retards

>t. Kurt Eichenwald

I don't watch but it's hilarious how mad tucker makes libtards

cry moar, faggot

>Why are non-citizens committing so much crime?
>Why wouldn't we just build a wall

youtu.be/7QPS92E3gOg

is this a tucker salt thread? youtube.com/watch?v=Bnoqhr40d7E

Don't FUCK with the TUCK!

Le Tucker Fishface

The best thing on fox, lads

fucking lol

Seriously, why the fuck do we let illegal immigrants live in our prisons?

>divisive

"Divisive" = "Disagrees with establishment narrative"

>>invite useless idiots with no argument skills onto show
>>bombard them with questions they have no capacity to answer so my argument seems more logical
>>praised as a brilliant debater

So literally exactly what Jon Stewart and all the cancerous propagandists he unleashed upon the world have been doing for over 15 years?

>be university professor
>get blown out by some guy asking you basic questions
>get butthurt

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Not an argument

Illegal immigrants stealing our niggers' beds.

watching him on fox right now m8

and im 18

because if we deport them they just come back with more drugs and guns

Why is he pretending we didn't already know that illegals are criminals?

That neck has to be photoshopped.

So then we make them disappear?

who else gonna break them rocks and stamp those licence plates?

>Who would you suggest he invite?
THIS!
As if there are any libtards who have actual arguments or are in any way useful to society.

it's not

Because the culture lost it's teeth. The damage was done. We are attempting a clean up here.

Oh man. I have a 300 word essay on how the Holocaust was a ecologically beneficial, due in 1488 minutes and I haven't started. How fucked am I?

>They're not sending their best
>SOME i assume are good people
Trump is right, every single time

he is still reeling from getting murder by Jon Stewart on Crossfire

youtube.com/watch?v=ru_Wn2tHNxM

Nah. The shoop is longer.

Kek, watching Tucker's show for the first time. Feds just published criminal conviction statistics for non-citizens, and they're brutal, many times more likely to murder/rape/steal than citizens. Tucker's assraping the lefty.

Drumpf and Sessions must have forced the establishment bureaucrats to publish this data. It's going to get some play.

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That's Sean Hannity you're thinking of. Tucker is more free of Boomer influence

Bingo. Libs buttmad because when faced with logic they look like idiots.

Yes, and then he joined FOX.

Tucker is the socially acceptable face of white supremacy.

Stick around, my dude. We'll help you with your essay.

>invite useless idiots with no argument skills onto show
Who the fuck else is he going to argue with

Lol. Tentacle lover.
Tucksy is High Energy and exposes insanity by simply showing up.

Good. They must know.

>exposing people with shit beliefs and no argumentative skills
This is one of the benefits of open debate.

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God damn, that's mesmerizing.

>>be me
>>slip my way into an anchor position after last guy fucks up royally
>>become the new face of my network
>>push intentionally divisive news stories
>>use statistics with no correlation to target liberals and minorities
>>invite useless idiots with no argument skills onto show
>>bombard them with questions they have no capacity to answer so my argument seems more logical
>>praised as a brilliant debater
>what a legend, he played an entire generation of inbreds

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Cmon Sup Forums don't fall for the tumblr fatty raid.

Cucker Carlson is a neocon Jew puppet.

Are we sure Andrew McCabe still has the deputy job at the FBI? Mega says he's been fired.

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Are you sure he's not a Putin puppet?

OP utterly BTFO. How will he ever recover?

Are you sure he's not a pedo?

He has good taste in associates

He exposes the growing Insanity of leftism.
The people he brings in, crazy as they are, usually hold beliefs in line with average leftists.

Yeah, pretty sure. Pedos have a distinctive look in their face.

No. He is currently pushing the "bomb Iran" agenda.

>be off by one for a sick quad get

faggot

he got EXPOSED by that guy from the Cato institute.

More racist trees

>Divisive

We should be divided! You can't find common ground with people who advocate for your own genocide and the destruction of your civilization. Screw this notion we have to play nice or be unified for the sake of unity. Theyre just mad because they used the "comon guys lets compromise" tactic to continually erode at us over and over again when we really had no reason to give ground other than their emotional pandering

the (((Cato))) (((Institute)))

A giant wall with machine gun towers placed ever 50yds would save thousands of women a year from being raped. It'd also cut illegal immigration down to zero

Wrong picture

>7771
>off by one
american education

Tucker admitted that he gives the people he brings on the questions hes gonna ask beforehand, and they still look like retards. Thats not Tuck's fault

I actually agree with Tucker on almost everything but I still agree with you. He purposely only brings the absolute worst on his show, downright retards.

That bald Clinton shill he always brings on has admitted on a couple of occasions that he's absolutely full of shit.

Racist trees

>use statistics with no correlation

>bring college profs and journalists who make divisive comments in their field.
>ask them things that everyone wants to criticize them for
>they cant defend themselves or their false confidence.
>college profs and journalists cant answer simple questions about statements they make and they teach our kids their bullshit
if they are downright retards then thank god tucker is exposing them for being retards since they influence our generation

>take retarded position
>get invited to be Tucked in
>can't effectively defend indefensible positions
>this is somehow the hosts fault
>not the idiot guests with the stupid opinions
OK kid.

Makes sense, someone that bald can't possibly be that stupid.

Hmm, mustve borrowed tactics from MSNBC

>push intentionally divisive news stories
>use statistics with no correlation to target liberals and minorities
>invite useless idiots with no argument skills onto show
>bombard them with questions they have no capacity to answer so my argument seems more logical
>praised as a brilliant debater

its not his fault the modern liberal is a mouth-breathing troglodyte, you faggots drank your own kool-aid for 40 years and now you can't debate or not come off as unhinged if your lives depended on it.

I know right? That's when I stopped reading and knew he was a fucking retard.


Go to college OP, and get atleast a 4 year degree that isn't in art or gender, cause you're a fucking retard.

>racist trees
I have a mental picture of treants walking around looking for niggers to hang from their branches.

I listen to comedians regurgitate a script to friendly audience, I am enlightened.

I've been watching him since I was 29.

Tucker is worth a listen

Remember OP, you're a faggot.

Christ, Kurt. How many times are you gonna get tucked in before you finally got to sleep?

Tucker 2024

My 14 yo daughter watches him everyday. You cant cuck the Tuck she says.

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t. Jon Stewart

Please. I’ve been watching Tucker Carlson since I was in middle school and he was on Crossfire. I’m pretty sure I’m older now than he was when he started.

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I mostly agree except he's had the figure heads of the issues he's debated over on often, not just some random fuck heads most the time.

He's the favorite among generation Z