Sum up your life in one Sup Forums related image

Sum up your life in one Sup Forums related image

Thanks for ruining a sunny day, asshole.

Except I'm not a cute girl. ;_;

no prob

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At least I won't have to deal with asshole samurai husband that cucks me everyday. Asshole samurai boyfriend that only uses me to breed as many heirs as possible.

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I'll be your friend

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Zawa zawa

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Not like this user

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>cute loli realizes life is one big existential crisis and incredible high speed.jpg

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At least you were happy for a while.
Also

>when sees your dick and you're a shower

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>when sees your dick and you're a shower
What did he mean by this?

Shower as in the opposite of grower.

>itty bitty starting size
>massive girth and mass after

Are you a shower or a grower?

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Maybe someday.

Till then, I'll just keep faking happiness in the hopes it'll one day becomes genuine.

Oh thx for explaining it

>tfw grower but have a small pee pee anyway

oh well, at least I can enjoy the hannah x barbera dick humiliation threesome doujins

Eat pussy or butthole and you will make up for your inadequacy a thousand-fold.

Do both and become and unstoppable slutting machine.

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that's nasty

Nice blog.

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Doesn't matter, eating ass gets you far.

>2inch soft
>17cm hard (just a tiny bit under 7inch)

Too bad I don't have much girth.

;_;

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Some days I stare at the Projects and see anime staring back.

shit, the thing about the phone, i've gotten ptsd over that shit too

I hate answering the phone and don't even look at my email anymore from stress

Two can play this game

>when you lose your erection

At the risk of blogging:

I leave my phone on silent and have disconnected all social media from it because I not only get sick of getting asked if I know people I freak at the sound of a phone ringing. I'm luckily good on money, but I hate dealing with people and "reality" more than I need to.

I do leave it face up and rarely miss calls from friends or family.

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Your life is being a retarded streamfag?

Are you implying that a streamfag can be anything other than retarded?

Because they cannot..

>a bloo bloo I'm alone, I'm retarded
Why don't you try to be a bit more original?

No

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