Why do vampires always have brain problems?

Why do vampires always have brain problems?

They're always a little batty

Toxoplasmosis from sucking the blood of cat people

You and I are enemies now.

heh... You sure you want to make an enemy of me...

something about brain damage caused by poor blood circulation

Because their brain is already dead.

Self-destructive tendencies.

Vitamin D deficiency.

Carlos!

Their brains are slightly decayed like their bodies. They are dead you know.

...

This is good

Looking rather like a Granblue Fantasy collab there.

This game looks like shit

It's a japanese mobile game, what are you expecting?

as it turns out, eating certain parts of the human body is extremely detrimental to your health. The brain and marrow are include along with thigh meat i think.

>thigh meat
Fuck

Saikyou desu shi!

Poor Nagaraja, their health is in danger.

Only dumpires have brain problems.
Most actual vampires don't.

>weeb hearthstone
I wonder why.

Dio's dumb was entirely pride-based. If he had actually prepared to fight the jojos instead of sitting around all day looking moody he wouldn't have gotten wrecked on three separate occasions.

The first characters I think of when I hear vampire are Dio, Remilia and Shinobu. None of those have brain problems.

>game has cards
>must hearthstone!

It's surprisingly better than you'd imagine.
It's a slightly better Heathstone with cute anime girls and shit.
being free is a perk too.

>hubris: the character, fake eurotrash and "lol i'll just tell my flunkie to eat the girl he likes that won't backfire at all"

I'll admit you are right about DIO.

Protip for Dio:
1) wait until JoJo and co go to sleep.
2) ZA WARUDO!!!!
3) Kill them all.
4) PROFIT (WRYYYYYY)

But NO ONE CAN BEAT DIO! NEVER EVER!

Have you ever played any of those?
They're too similar.

No weapons, heroes can't attack, lower health making OTK easier, no hero power, special mechanics for each class, enhance effect.
Most importantly, cute girls.