/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BE NICE OR ELSE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump departs WH en route to Walter Reed Hosp 12/21/17
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>VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/21/17
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>VP Pence makes surprise trip to Afghanistan 12/21/17
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>AG Sessions @Flight 103 memorial 12/21/17
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>UN Amb Haley BTFO of UN 12/21/17
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>KAC on F&F 12/21/17
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>VA Sec Shulkin end of year message 12/21/17
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>HUD Sec end of year message 12/21/17
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>House Spkr Ryan hosts GOP Enrollment Ceremony on Tax Bill 12/21/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather, Dep Asst Sec Lenderking on Yemen) 12/21/17
youtu.be/ukruxmzWr9k
>StateDep Press Brief Pres Envoy McGurk update on defeating isis 12/21/17
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>WH Video: POTUS Stmt @Tax Reform passage 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence/GOP Tax Bill Passage Celebration 12/20/17
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MAGA

MAGA!!

Happy holidays

She is a real nazi

*sanctions your zoo*

So is Ellison Barber alt-right? I feel like she is on Sup Forums

HAHAHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=-uHmhk8F1gw

>You better not run you better not hide
>You gotta go back I just called ICE!

Donald Trump is sending you back! Donald Trump is sending you back!

Is there a term for the opposite of "redemption arc"?

>notice how nothing comes from shitty countries like Mexico, Canada or shitty continents like Africa

>Has some of the biggest proven oil reserves in the world
>Can't feed zoos
The absolute state of Latin America.

Im finally going homu from my trip
I hope i can catch christmas edition of morning joe

Merry christmas everyone

I'd say "the fall of ann coulter" but she's so lightweight she'd just flutter down like a leaf

WHAT ARE THE NEW TAX RATES
WHAT IS THE CHANGE RELATIVE TO THE PREVIOUS RATES
GIVE ME HARD EVIDENCE TO BTFO PEOPLE SAYING MIDDLE CLASS IS GETTING AN INCREASE

T minus 16 minutes and counting

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Source?
Also, Donald Trump is blue eyed.
Blonde blue eyed, 6'3.
Literal Aryan.

>Socialism hasn't been tried before

Merry Christmas, flipjoe. There should be more Christmas Joes.

Downfall arc?

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I've seen this shitposted for months but honestly could you imagine being that braindead

>The policy is favored by the White House, and has been approved by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

>The debate comes as the administration faces an influx of people crossing the southern United States border illegally. As soon as President Trump took office, the number of people caught crossing the border dropped sharply, a sign that far fewer people were even trying. Only 11,677 apprehensions were recorded in April, the lowest number in a least 17 years, according to Customs and Border Protection.

>Rape and kidnappings for ransom are common en route to the United States, and a report from the United Nations International Organization of Migration documented 232 cases from January through July of people who died trying to cross rugged terrain or rivers, or in unsafe conditions inside trains or buses, even before they got to the border.


Stay tuned for Part 2 of my post. It’s a tearjerker.

"spinster"

a long long time ago
my lawyer told me not to disavow
how that young girl used to make me smile
but i know if my wife was axed
she'd come down, make me climax
bill maybe wasn't, the only stud?

but may, well it, makes me quiver
with every blow that i delivered
she fell down on that "desk" edge
the bust of lincoln showed no "etch"

the coroner took her, from the scene
he saw no reason, to intervene
i went about a quiiiiet divorce
that's why, I have, no remorse

oh myyyy myyyy this here intern of mine
her name was lori, i was horny, but she wasn't my bride
she was fine, but she wasn't no mine
so to keep her yap shit she this day she will die!

Why do globalist Jews hate Israel so much?

>they hired a hentai artist
Wait, seriously?

LAS VEGAS POLICE DETECTIVE IS MISSING IN ACTION!

NOTHING TO SEE HERE GOY!

ITS OK, GO TO SLEEP. SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP

Every single federal rate went down and the standard deduction DOUBLED. The only way they're paying more is due to caps on mortgage and SALT deductions, aka their own damn fault.

>that feeling you get every time you're reading an executive order and you see
>I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America,

>16 hours CNN marathon

The bill preserves seven tax brackets, but changes the rates that apply to: 10%, 12%, 22%, 24%, 32%, 35% and 37%. Today's rates are 10%, 15%, 25%, 28%, 33%, 35% and 39.6% There are other changes as well to the child credit etc.

>After four days of being held in custody together, Mr. Fuentes was transferred to a detention facility more than 1,000 miles away, in San Diego, Calif., while their son was held in a facility for children in Laredo, Tex.

>For six days afterward, Ms. Acevedo said, she, her husband and their lawyers could not confirm where Mateo was. They were terrified. “Can you imagine?” she said in Spanish in a telephone interview from Mexico, where she remains with the couple’s other son, Andrée, who is 4. “It’s inhuman to take a baby from its parents.”

A spokeswoman for ICE, said that the two were separated “out of concern for the child’s safety and security” because Mr. Fuentes did not have sufficient documentation to prove that he was, in fact, Mateo’s father. “ICE has requested assistance from the El Salvadoran consulate to determine the family relationship,” she said.

>Ms. Acevedo said she saw Mateo for the first time since their separation last week, through a five-minute video call arranged by the facility where he is being held. Mateo cried the whole time, she said, adding, “It’s a form of torture.”

>She said that if her husband had known that he would be separated from their son, they would not have tried to cross the border.

>That reaction is precisely what the creators of the policy are hoping for, according to the officials, who also said the administration was considering new policies on unaccompanied minors.

>The government already has begun to use anti-smuggling laws to prosecute parents or other relatives of the children if they themselves are in the United States illegally. A new policy under consideration would beef up background checks of adults who show up to claim the children after they are apprehended.

>Another proposal involves random spot checks of the homes where the children are taken, which would most likely result in even more immigration arrests, as those homes often contain other illegals.

APOLOGIZE

> And on Wednesday, the president met with Kelly, political director Bill Stepien, communications director Hope Hicks, former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and Brad Parscale, Trump’s digital director in the 2016 campaign, to discuss the political landscape. Lewandowski forcefully raised concerns about the party’s efforts, according to one attendee and another person briefed on the meeting.

politico.com/story/2017/12/21/2018-midterms-republicans-trump-warning-312404

One of those 6 people in the meeting is leaking details to press. How fucked up is that?

FBI Las Vegas investigation by the numbers

—400 specialists brought in

—1500 leads followed locally, 500 worldwide

—400 people interviewed about the gunman

—40 terabytes of data collected

—22,000 hours of video collected

—250,000 images collected

—14 days to comb through the 15-acre festival site

—13 days to collect evidence inside Mandalay Bay

—12 federal search warrants filed

—500 grand jury subpoenas issued

0 hours of casino surveillance footage relased

0 motives

My little trap can't be this cute

Giraffes are my favorite animals.

Death is almost too good for a Socialist. Almost.

Are you sure its tearjerker? Because this is hilarious and amazing.

Considering our President is a WWF hall of famer? Hell turn

Literally shalom sandnigger

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They're not sending their best.

I'm sorry we didn't do this sooner. Topkek.

They manufacture cool cars and trucks, just not their own design

I really need to White why Whites in traditionally are so old on average???

>*Heel
Goddamnit autocorrect

>Hell turn
Isn't it Heel turn?

I had chick-fil-a for the first time today.

What gives you that idea? Another user recently posted a picture of her and her soyfriend... bad taste!

Google saitom.

>Why White Americans in traditionally blue states are so old on average
My bad

Phone posting while on the shitter is a bad idea

*checks my paycheck*
*taxes increased*
What did Trump mean by this?

I just want to catch him in bed with a goblin.

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Did you try the chick fil a sauce?

7th silver I found.

>check xenoblade 2
>nintendo switch
nooooo

No, I just got 12 nuggets and waffle fries.
Very good.

>(((open societies)))

Looks like Soros owns the Economist

What did you eat? I always get the spicy deluxe or grilled club with honey bbq

Buffalo sauce best sauce

Real italian marble? Nice!

Shill your IDF whores somewhere else kike shit. So tired of seeing these sluts year after year.

This guy important? I don't think I have ever heard of this guy before.

Thanks for saddling us with unsustainable debt, GOP!

t. Millennials

I just had it for the first time not to long ago, it was fairly close so I feel stupid for not trying it out sooner.

Ingratiating goblins
>Succubus goblin

It's literally run by the Rothschilds.

Exclusivity is a eternal cancer of a gaming industry.

neat. is it worth anything?

Wasting goodwill / political capital (on cronyism)?
Are you talking about Trump and Rubashkin?

old US coins are so fucking cool looking...

>"will resign as planned in the future and did everything that was asked of him"
>QUICK FIND A PICTURE OF HIM LOOKING EMBARRASSED AND GUILTY, PHOTOSHOP THAT SHIT IF YOU HAVE TO

And stay out.

Oh believe me, I know. I always have to add some kind of spice to fast food chicken.

>Penn, who first met Chávez in Venezuela in 2007 and attended a candlelit vigil for the stricken firebrand in Bolivia in December, bemoaned the politician's lack of credibility in North America. "Today the people of the United States lost a friend it never knew it had. And poor people around the world lost a champion," he said in a statement to the Hollywood Reporter. "I lost a friend I was blessed to have. My thoughts are with the family of President Chávez and the people of Venezuela." Penn added: "Venezuela and its revolution will endure under the proven leadership of vice president [Nicolas] Maduro."

>Oliver Stone, who celebrated Chávez's presidency and the successes of left wing politicians across South America in his 2009 documentary South of the Border, said the Venezuelan leader would be remembered fondly by historians as a champion of the poor. "I mourn a great hero to the majority of his people and those who struggle throughout the world for a place," he said in a statement. "Hated by the entrenched classes, Hugo Chávez will live forever in history. My friend, rest finally in a peace long earned."

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Stops you from giving billions in nigger gibbs

Am I the only one on /ptg/ who refuses to hug my mom and other family member because it's so fucking cheesy and awkward? Hugging is immensely sexual and the only reason a male hugs a female is because they want to feel their titties pushed up against them. That's why in high school girls never want to hug anyone but all the dudes want to hug them.

Didn't see anything that screamed hentai, but the art looked really good.

Unless I'm looking at a different saitom.

Why did your dumb UN representative vote against the US?

Dunno. Just get that vibe. Wish I could elaborate.

Some look old as fuck. One of the ones I found looks like someone spilled ink on it.
I’m guessing $1-2 but silver these days is cheap.

who cares
it's the UN

How can debt be real when the money isn't? Checkmate, Democrats. Also Obama blew $10 trillion. It's our turn to show how it's done.

SALT is when state taxes get deducted from the amount you get taxed on federally right? So the only situation when people are worse off from that now are if your state taxes are high enough to go over the cap? How many states are there that have that situation?

Trump First President To Protect Electric Grid From EMP, Cyberattack, Solar Flare

>Nation’s first Congressional EMP Commission

>The threat of an EMP attack, either naturally from a solar flare or delivered in the type of atmospheric nuclear explosion promised by North Korea and Iran, became a much greater concern due to North Korea’s successful recent missile launches.

>“The inclusion of EMP in the new National Security Strategy comes just in time. Mr. President, thank you for your leadership!”

washingtonexaminer.com/trump-first-president-to-protect-electric-grid-from-emp-cyberattacks/article/2644025

Only Togo and Niggeragua sided with the Jews dumbass.

really activates the almonds

checked

Checked. Where's the pic of Mommy reading next to Santa?

>trump vodka
>israel
how deep does the rabbit hole go?

Deeply disturbing. U have sauce on those figures?

>tfw no mommy gf

>The plaintiffs said in the lawsuit that if returned to Somalia, they fear death and persecution at the hands of the Islamist militant group al-Shabaab, which has spread terror throughout the country and killed more than 500 people with a massive truck bomb in October.

>The US has in recent decades avoided deporting people to Somalia because of its instability – only 31 people were removed to Somalia in fiscal years 2012 and 2013.

>Despite the escalating conflict with al-Shabaab, the US has dramatically increased deportations there since late 2016. In fiscal year 2016, 198 Somalis were deported, rising to 521 in 2017.

>Judge Gayles, of Florida’s southern district court, also ordered the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Ice to provide “adequate medical treatment” to passengers who may have suffered injuries during the journey and provide them with reasonable access to an attorney.

>His order expires at 11.59pm on 2 January, but could be extended.

Racist drumpflets BTFO. Say it with me: DIVERSITY is our STRENGTH.

*sips tea*

The switch is worth it. It's a good system and Nintendo managed to get third party support back.

Enjoy

reviewjournal.com/crime/shootings/fbi-chief-says-report-on-las-vegas-shooting-expected-by-anniversary/

>“It’s hard here being alone,” the former electrician said as he wiped away tears and tried to sell small cups of black coffee to passersby. “But in Venezuela there was nothing for us anymore. They stole our hope.”

>“It’s hard here being alone,” the former electrician said as he wiped away tears and tried to sell small cups of black coffee to passersby. “But in Venezuela there was nothing for us anymore. They stole our hope.”

>According to a new report from the International Organization for Migration (IOM), there were more than 629,000 Venezuelans living in nine major South American countries in 2017 — up from just 85,000 in 2015.

>According to the United Nations High Commission for Refugees, from 2014 to 2017 more than 100,000 Venezuelans sought asylum protection in foreign countries — half of those applications were filed this year.

>“People are leaving Venezuela for all sorts of reasons,” said UNHCR spokeswoman Regina de la Portilla. “Some are fleeing armed groups, others because they’re being persecuted for their political vision, and others because of the lack of medicine, food and other basic necessities.”

>Venezuela is being eviscerated by four-digit inflation and a shrinking economy. Food and medicine shortages sweep through the country. Despite sitting on the world’s largest oil reserves, many are going hungry.

>Jesus Montesinos, 42, said he once had an enviable job running a theater in northern Venezuela. But as the bolívar currency became worthless, and food became hard to find, he dropped from 308 pounds to 132 pounds.

>“The social, economic and cultural conflicts are killing the country,” he said. “And the government doesn’t want to acknowledge that it’s part of the problem.”

>“We’re not here because we want to be — we had to escape,” he said. “We’re fleeing from the quiet death of hunger.”

miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article190769629.html