I need some fringe conspiracy theories. gimme the weirdest shit you got Sup Forums

I need some fringe conspiracy theories. gimme the weirdest shit you got Sup Forums

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7/11 was a part-time job

The bear doesnt shit in the woods

Jews love larping as nazis

Sup Forums is full of mostly losers and NEETs that are acting out their wish fulfillment through internet roleplaying as the alpha males they wish they were.

jews are an EMU psyop

Wow that’s such a gripping and profoundly original comment faggot! Tell us some more!

i hate niggers so much!

john f kennedy staged his shooting and in reality is george soros

Trump time machine.

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need a quick rundown. i lost the screencaps of that shit

Political leaders and all political views are all satanic diversions meant to make people forget about the upcoming end of times Armageddon.

Awww. Isn't that sweet.

SAGE

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Hitler was a sionist
Earth landing was staged
Finland is a hoax
Middleeath is real story

((Dinosaurs)) never existed. That user hasn't posted in some time.

bodhi mantra is a Black Hispanic Jew

Everything is Saturn worship.

nordic aliens who are originally from atlantis but now live in the hollow earth (entry in antarctica) secretly rule the world and nasa is trying to prevent people from discovering the giant entry hole in antarctica

thanks. some real interedesting shit

They said fringe conspiracies not the blatantly obvious

Communism is not evil

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anyone have the one of Trudeau being Fidel Castro's son?

don't have it saved and can't find the good one on google images

>bears wipe their asses with rabbits...therefore bears must be smarter than pajeets.

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9/11 Didn't happen, WTC never existed.

There are no such thing as forests. Forests don't exist.

youtube.com/watch?v=n0oQqX0Yugs

>WW1 & 2 didn't actually happen, they were smokescreens for political and demographic engineering and all evidence of the wars are elaborate fakes

>nukes don't exist

Jews don't exist

All doctors hold secret, ulterior motives. This common belief that doctors are the best of society is all intentionally orchestrated by the media. They are tools used by the government to gather extremely intimate knowledge of the population, and diagnose them with false mental disorders to get them on drugs that numb their brains.

I am not schizophrenic, I do not hallucinate, my mind is perfectly sound. Anyone will come to my conclusions if they research what I have.

Take it none of your family fought in the wars. Stupidest theory on here

youtube.com/watch?v=001IXnp0ogc
what the fuck did the rocket hit at thousands of mph that didn't even cause it to tumble or change direction
just fucking stopped dead in its tracks, lost all angular momentum
why was it not obliterated
if it hit a satellite it would have been all over the internet
what the fuck did it hit

> Trump victory predicted more on more than one occasions
More real than you may think.

God is real and knows everything you think and do before you do.

>Project Bluebeam
>Operation Solar Shield
>Chemtrails to conceal sun
>Sun reflector
>Gay Frogs
>Attack on titan nonficiton
>SoyIsSentient
>Cern Portals
>D-Wave ancient ones
>Ufos are demons
>911 directed energy
>CA Fires DEW
>Autism kids are psychic
>Falklands dark goo
>Dark Rain

there you go some of them are unironically nonfiction, have fun !

Illuminati Clones: Was Avril Lavigne Replaced?

>SoyIsSentient

Everything is sentient nigga, atoms are alive. Rocks and trees are sentient. Don't get the soys riled up.

you can hear the reaction wheel gyro stop the rotations in order that the rocket could decouple without damage, it dosent engage until later because it would be a waste of energy for this rocket to use anti spin while accelerating

Buzz Aldrin was the first man on the moon but lets Neil Armstrong take the credit for it, because he's humble and doesn't give a fuck.

Jews din du nuffin.

I keked

They're not larping.

major world events are planned out by astrological forecasts sometimes hundreds of years in advance

>that pic

The star with the construction around it ( KIC8462852 ) is in the constellation of Cygnus.

Niggers are actually human beings

The Jews use their superior intellect and strong social ties to dominate finance, media, academia, and government. They do this to prevent European gentiles from realizing that they are the true master race. The European gentiles are the true master race because they are so nice and trusting despite how they keep expelling the Jews and trying to kill them. If your ideology is that the other side controls everything, but you are still better than them, then you are kidding yourself.

The President of the United States is a Russian plant

That's not even a conspiracy user

Stephen Hawking is essentially a vegetable, he is sustained by an AI system that he developed himself but it has been taken over by corrupt world powers to regurgitate pseudoscience and indoctrinate people.

The lottery is a honeypot to catch time travelers.

>thinking he was ever sick in the first place

Blue pilled.

The guy probably picked up a jogging habit as a joke

everything you interact with is god in disguise. how you perceive of it always says more about you than it does about reality.

i like to focus on the way god expresses itself through sound and color. it can lead to psychosis if you're not careful, but it's fascinating to explore.

It's not the same though are you simple friend

They want to improve AI's and create these new deep space gateways to reach a massive black hole and get through it. That is why the astral charts are being loaded into AI's since once you reach hyperspace you literally don't belong in space time, but the AI's can still calculate and perform outside of time and space thus knowing when to pull over the ship, but the craziest part is they have already done this before and discovered that moving in space is moving in time and that time is a loop so they reached the past thus explaining all the paradoxes in human history and evolution.

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There's no such thing as space.

Space is an Illuminati conspiracy invented to keep the common man from discovering their secret Jew sky palaces.

No Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan or Ohio. And they have Virginia going red.

Not very impressive.

It's flat

This too, nor nukes. Giants were real though

You can’t sage a comment, nigger.

The Jews hold no power or control over the world, it's actually the New Zealand Abos in charge

Is this user for real? Poor fella.

The Earth is round and the US actually went to the moon.

You don’t know how the electoral college works. Most of those predicted Simpson states weren’t swing states.

expiration dates in the grocery store are heavily exaggerated so that you'll toss out the product and buy a new one
don't listen to them, most products you can still eat for weeks, months even, after the "expiration" or consume by" date.

Let’s not get crazy

The Bogdanoffs are only the henchmen of their master, Lubos Motl. Lubos is working around the clock to reveal the secrets of M(atrix) theory to mankind, and uses the Bogs to stop his enemies Peter Woit and Lee (((Smolin))) from attacking the solar system sized collider he has constructed to empirically test string theory.

>superior intellect
>not master race
Makes sense, user....

Fuck off shill, globeheads need to jump off the edge

linux is hardly communism, nothing is being redistributed along the lines of ideology

Donald Trump isn’t a massive Jew.

Not all doctors, but most.
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>animeposting
>t. luminescent espionage negro

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>WHAT DO WE KNOW? "Golf rumors rundown Okay so at the PGA tournament 2009, a politico journalist apparently attended some after party and discovered occult shit happening in basement, not just your normal larping satanist wannabes but some truly sick shit. She posted a story about it, which was immediately taken down, presumably after the powers at be threatened her. There was more chatter than they were comfortable with in online golf forums (which are now deleted) and a few days after the Tiger Woods sex scandal was posted by National Enquirer. Tiger Woods ruined his image to bury this story, there was more info on it on some onion site but I can't seem to find it. All surface web traces of it have been wiped outside of threads like this. Goes deeper than most know."

Fuck off CNN

Serbians are behind WW1, WW2, COLD WAR, 9/11 and ISIS and Jews a decoy.

He's just a jew, just a jew puppet.

Sup Forums isrun by AI. Every post you see is not a real human but an elaborate robot conversation to keep you distracted.

Goes beyond Sup Forums as well, there are maybe 4% of actual human beings posting online

usa is completely controlled, doesnt matter who wins the outcome is the same. the jews at the top study the psychology of human groups, they knew trump was gonna win and they started getting all the hollywood actors to talk aginst them so stupid americans negrified 56% mongrels would think they (jews) were scared.
trump doesnt have a will of his own and neither has had any president since at least wilson, they are controlled by the jew (or jews themselves) and very much like an advertisement campaign, they just say what "people" (if u can consider goblinos to be humans) want to hear.
now everyone is complaining trump is a jewish kike, huhh what did they expect? shows how little they know about the situation we are in. anyone who is a little bit independent and anti jew would get killed before being mainstream, they control all the media and such, they would never let that slip, this is why political solutions are useless like Varg said.....
and yet its happening again, yesterday i saw some american jewphile mutts on here saying that paul neghen (or w/e his surname is) is anti jewish and will certainly make america great etc, i guess theres no arguing with mutts, they deserve what they get

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>can I get a quick rundown?

>chinese footjob suicide forests

Soy is sentient.

The pancreas is not a vital human organ. It's an extraterrestrial parasitic life form that is given refuge in our bodies by the government in exchange for the esoteric knowledge provided by their hive-mind.

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Putin rules America.

the alt right is a jewish psyop

notice how the alt right "leaders" are mostly jews

they literally control everything since usury

The alt right is a pysop that's not fringe at all

Lottery exists to catch time travelers

but specifically jewish

which many will disagree with

The sphinx is older then we think. Older than Egyptian civilization.

I have a theory about Israel that I've not seen anywhere. Perhaps anons have though. It stems from an observation about the origins of Israel's name, or at least an esoteric interpretation of the name in Jewry:
>"Is" is the Egyptian goddess Isis
>"ra" is the Egyptisn god Ra
>"el" is El (as seen with the feminist arm-tatted hero Eleven aka El in Stranger Things)
My theory is that Jews are "resurrecting" these polytheist Old Gods as subversive movements to destabilize and crumble the West.
ISIS = not just the decentralized terrorist org, alone, which we know is partly a creation of Mossad, whose name according to a Jewish expert on Israeli intel, is Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. But by "resurrecting" Isis via ISIS (and Danesh doesn't even refer to itself as ISIS, most curious, given how the name is used on Jewish MSM), it essentially means the perennial threat of Religion of Cuck™ic terror in general, which is propagated and exploited by Jews to draw the West into a last war (and illegal immigration) that creates Greater Israel
Ra = the sun god, and Jews are "summoning" El through the "global warming" movement, which is used to create more taxes on Western industry, and to create more restrictions on whites' automony through energy use and transport, under the reasoning such usage causes the Earth to grow warm, see Agenda 21 and Agenda 2030.
El = as paid homage to in Stranger Things, is being summoned via the feminist movements and the power transfer to women via all these sex scandals in the news, which create further obstacles for white males to procreate with loyal white females, and more checks upon white businesses, and obstacles for white men to become leaders in media and influential entertainment

1/2: conclusion next

ISRAEL SUMMONING ISIS, RA, & EL IN THE FORM OF GEO-POLITICAL MOVEMENTS
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Combined, Isis, Ra, and El, via these subversive recent movements, form a prophecy for Israel to become the leading center of the globe as Greater Israel, with the relocated embassy to Jerusalem a harbinger that the endgame is near. The sex scandals involving Jews throwing other Jewish under the bus, is another harbinger. The "summoning" of elder gods via subversive Jewish social movements involving Terror, Environment, and Socio-Politics/Gender, seems a credible, esoteric method fitting with Jewish intellect, ritual, and strategy. This is why I share my theory, it has a ring of truth.

This theory began to form after the Vegas massacre outside the Luxor Hotel on Oct. 1. The Luxor, a giant black pyramid with illuminated capstone, seemed an intentional sight for the slaughter, where hundreds of Christians were victimized in a "Harvest Festival," the day after Yom Kippur, the day of Jewish atonement involving the slaughter of animals (Kapparot). This attack, imo, was to blamed on ISIS, see Rita Katz, the Zionist owner of SITE Intel, blaming ISIS for it, with social media propaganda, hours after it occurred. It seemed profound to me, a cohencidence, that a terror group given an Egyptian goddess' name, would take credit for slaughtering Christians outside a gross capitalistic perverted pyramid in a Jewish run city, overseen by Zionist Sheldon Adelson, whom "John" named for such an attack on Sept 11 here. It caused me to step back and think more abstractly of how Israelis might view this as "prophecy." It had shades to 9/11 being a convenient prophecy for neocons and Israelis for aliyah.

After "Isis," "Ra," and "El" fulfill their missions, Israel will be a hegemon, and then comes the Anti-Christ, from old gods comes the new end boss of Global Jewry. Feedback appresh.

Humans north of subsaharan africa were genetically altered slaves for a nordic alien race.
Even though they were aliens they were still nordics. Thus they started giving rights to them and fugging them. Only the lower class nordics would not abort.
Degeneracy ran rampant.
The Elites packed up their shit blew up atlantis and never looked back.

Vaccines have absolutely ZERO nanotech RFID imaging probes in them ... rendering DARPA lasers from airborne platforms ineffective.

Humans are BILLIONS of years old and are NOT NATIVE to Earth. Here is merely SOME evidence (though DEFINITELY not ALL of the evidence) suggesting not only a human presence on Earth BILLIONS of years ago, but also suggesting complex human civilisations on Earth BILLIONS of years ago:

* A human skull fragment from Hungary dated between 250,000 and 450,000 years ago
* A human footprint with accompanying paleoliths (stones deliberately chipped into a recognisable tool type), bone tools, hearths and shelters, discovered in France and dated 300,000 to 400,000 years
* Paleoliths in Spain, a partial human skeleton and paleoliths in France; two English skeletons, one with associated paleoliths, ALL at least 300,000 years old
* Skull fragments and paleoliths in Kenya and advanced paleoliths, of modern human manufacture, in the Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania, dated between 400,000 and 700,000 years
* Neoliths (the most advanced stone tools and utensils) in China of a type that indicate full human capacity, dated to 600,000 years
* Hearths, charcoal, human femurs and broken animal bones, all denoting modern humanity, in Java, dated to 830,000 years
* An anatomically modern human skull discovered in Argentina and dated between 1 million and 1.5 million years years (eoliths -chipped pebbles, thought to be the earliest known tools- at Monte Hermoso, also in Argentina, are believed to be between 1 and 2.5 million years old).
* A human tooth from Java yielding a date between 1 and 1.9 million years years
* Incised bones, dated between 1.2 and 2.5 million years, have been found in Italy
* Discoveries of paleoliths, cut and charred bones at Xihoudu in China and eoliths from Diring Yurlakh in Siberia dated to 1.8 million years
* Eoliths in India, paleoliths in England, Belgium, Italy and Argentina, flint blades in Italy, hearths in Argentina, a carved shell, pierced teeth and even two human jaws all bearing a minimum date of 2 million years (end of part 1)

(start of part 2) Curiously enough, several of the very earliest artifact discoveries display a truly extraordinary level of sophistication. In Idaho, for example, a 2-million-year-old clay figurine was unearthed in 1912. But even this discovery does not mark an outer limit. Bones, vertebrae and even complete skeletons have been found in Italy, Argentina and Kenya. Their minimum datings range from 3 million to 4 million years. A human skull, a partial human skeleton and a collection of neoliths discovered in California have been dated in excess of 5 million years. A human skeleton discovered at Midi in France, paleoliths found in Portugal, Burma and Argentina, a carved bone and flint flakes from Turkey all have a minimum age of 5 million years.
How far back can human history be pushed with discoveries like these? The answer seems to be a great deal further than orthodox science currently allows. As if the foregoing discoveries were not enough, we need to take account of:
* Paleoliths from France dated between 7 and 9 million years
* An eolith from India with a minimum dating of 9 million years
* Incised bones from France, Argentina and Kenya no less than 12 million years old
* More paleolith discoveries from France, dated at least 20 million years ago
* Neoliths from California in excess of 23 million years
* Three different kinds of paleoliths from Belgium with a minimum dating of 26 million years
* An anatomically modern human skeleton, neoliths and carved stones found at the Table Mountain, California and dated at least 33 million years ago
But even 33 million years is not the upper limit. A human skeleton found in Switzerland is estimated to be between 38 and 45 million years old. France has yielded up eoliths, paleoliths, cut wood and a chalk ball, the minimum ages of which range from 45 to 50 million years.
There's still more.