Brit/pol/ - Stay-at-home edition

>Jeremy Corbyn: We'll probably gain power next year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42411689

>Terror raids: Four arrests as army bomb disposal called in
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-42410084

>HMS Queen Elizabeth: Leak found on new aircraft carrier
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42406138

>Facebook grilled on Britain First page by MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42412354

>Brexit: Theresa May says she 'will not be derailed'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42382391

>Britons now back Remain over Leave by TEN POINTS in biggest lead since before referendum
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5186797/Britons-Remain-Leave-10-points.html

>Cabinet Ministers clash after Philip Hammond says 'no real Brexit will happen until 2021' and is accused of 'delaying' the divorce by two years
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187211/Ministers-clash-Hammond-says-no-Brexit-till-2012.html

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Finally, a game Pubes can win.

Brexit will be a success

so I distinctly remember bringing in a £35k pa minimum earnings for non-Europeans just before the referendum.
Then why will we not use this law with Europeans after March 19th 2019 ?
Are we seriously not going to attempt to unclog some of the worst aspects of this society, and actually give these eurodrunks and gypo's a free ticket?
Because it seems to me that the welfare needs of the British residing in Europe will have paid in full, by the British, no questions asked.
We need to see some fairness

Hulloooo

Twitter is full of cucks and retards.

twitter.com/__gower/status/943925810255335425?s=17

Balance of opinion on whether the UK should leave the EU within each group is the the Remain percentage minus the Leave percentage. The chart plots this balance of opinion against the balance of opinion on whether each group benefits from the EU.

Strong association between the two variables (r = .93, p < 0.001). Groups that the public believes benefit more from the EU tend to be more pro-Remain. This is perhaps not surprising, however. It could simply be that members of the public evaluate how much each group benefits from the EU by reviewing instances they can recall of each group arguing for or against the EU. In other words, they assume that groups (e.g., big business) who tend to write letters to newspapers or appear on television arguing in favour of the EU must benefit more from the EU.

LMAO when he hit the last barrier

tfw you’ve already knackered your balls on the first referendum but you can see the second referendum coming up fast

For Metternich benders

Well guess it's time to finish food shop. Just remembered I was once an alien in a nativity play at school.

Who /Shepherd/ here?

Mmm brekkie.

Reminder

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Don't be sad. It'll work out.

Reported for off-topic content.

Reported for announcing a report.

>When Europe attempts BBQ

that looks like shit

Likewise.

youtube.com/watch?v=xRDEtmWPlRY

>When US attempts a roast dinner

>Americans posting in Brit/pol/

fuck this webm never gets old

Next you'll post a photo of a negro sprinkling salt into water.

It won’t

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Post something I haven't seen ten thousand times over, you're harshing my .webm collection.

Is Kristenposting coming back?

I figured you'd quip back out of sheer spite, I wanted to post more .webm

I hope so

I’m just waiting for pictures of her arsehole desu

>when you’ve been with your girlfriend for nearly 6 years but feel like you’re falling for an Eastern European girl from work
Fuck sake.

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i had this Lithuanian gf a few years ago and she seemed all lubby dubby one moment and wanting to bite my head off the next moment

Women tend to do that, it’s why they weren’t trusted with the vote

That's Lithuanian for you.

Interesting

She’s Bulgarian mate. I really like her, probably unrequited but it doesn’t help when you have loads of people saying “I think she likes you mate”. It’s just, I haven’t felt this way in years. I fucking wait for her and see her every morning and take every opportunity I can to have conversations and stuff, we eat together, she always offers me her dinner and shit. The weirdest one for me is she looks at me when she talks to other people. I don’t know what to do to be honest. Probably nothing. She’s got a boyfriend too though. She’s not been here long.

She's in a relationship and so are you. So do nothing you unfaithful prick.

Probably fucking killed them to give that one extra point to unweighted.

I’m not like that, calm down. I’m just saying I don’t know why these feeling are bubbling up.

Doesn't matter, just ignore them and they'll go away. Show your girlfriend extra love.

What do y'all think of my doggos?

I work with her everyday, I can’t just switch off from feelings that come to the surface every time I see her.

Cute as all heck. They part collie?

All.about.that.visa

Sad looks happier than Max who's only half charged.

So? Just try to limit your contact with her.

Did you have a dressing gown and tea towel?

Got permanent stay already mate and has a boyfriend who is Bulgarian.

I guess. I Don’t know. Maybe I’m not happy with everything else. Maybe I neee to change something.

Gross, you checking out my doggo's doodle?

Yeeeee

Fell for the uber is cheaper meme lads.

Thought so, could see it in the facial structure. Collies are master race dogs. Although they are servely autistic.

>funding pakis
All of Uber and most taxi services are paki run. Don’t use them if it can be avoided.

Go to bed Judd Hirsch.

>More people want the old light bulbs back than smoking in pubs
SubstanceCucks BTFO

Absolutely autistic, but thats OK.

In fact, all paki run businesses and services should be boycotted

I still don’t know why this isn’t a national campaign

I hope the death penalty comes back

I do too, but you know the types that deserve it won't ever get it, it'll only be used on us.

Sadly, not very likely. It had a lot of public support when it was abolished, but that's been declining for years. No stomach for it.

Bulgarians have big tits lad

Kinda leaves all food shopping to be done at the jewpermarkets. Barring the butchers. Bacon up the halal section boys.

Hahahhahaha anyone with goybook, have a look at the trending story of the passport being changed back to blue. The absolute assravaged screaming coming from the comments made me smile. Literally like caricatures “BREXIT IS RACIST OH MY GOD WHO CARES HOW PATHETIC THEY CARE SO MUCH OH MY GOD WHO CARES.” I love winning.

Who founded the National Campaign for the Abolition of Capital Punishment and introduced the abolition of murder act 1965?

Pol is always right

White male lethally injected for rude Facebook posts.

She’s not got massive tits but she’s a nice little hard body which is weird for me I’m a bit of a chubby chaser if I’m being honest. Fuck sake, this isn’t normal for me, why her?!

>I've never read such a load of old rubbish... It doesn't matter if the National Health Service finally collapses.
I like this one, because the word 'finally' means he's aware that it's been in its death throes for a good while, now, so it couldn't possibly be primarily Brexit's fault if it DOES collapse now.

Just noticed my id, guess I'm a muzzie now. Was nice knowing you infidels.

One way for her to stop her liking you is to to become a pro-russian and pro-putin

I actually in a way hope it does.
“We need millions more people from Africa and Pakistan to keep the nhs running!”
They always neglect to mention that the reason the nhs is failing is because the demands for service are so high because of this mass immigration. I hate leftists so much.

Her grandfather married a Russian who she loves. It won’t work, I’ve already established she hates Turks and gyppos. I like her more every time she tells me more about her. It’s doing my head in, lad.

They could poll "Should indigenous British people become a minority in Britain?" for all the good it does. Popular will is irrelevant. We didn't want to join the EU, we didn't want immigration from non-white cultures, we didn't want WWII.

We wanted Mosley.

tbf, it's not just mass immigration. Part of it is that with a rise in accessible health care people just live longer, particularly the chronically ill who would, in the past, have died off fairly soon, but now just go on receiving treatment from the NHS. That and the unwillingness of the NHS to distinguish between the deserving and undeserving (see: people whose lifestyles knowingly cause/aggravate their illness).
A system that always guarantees to cover the entire cost of treatment was doomed from the start. Nationalised hospitals, run by managerial types instead of physicians, were doomed from the start. NHS out. French system in.

And anime

SHOWN DA GOWN

Well, she sounds like a keeper.

Wrong.

Seriously, lad, talk to her about it. If she reciprocates, you're both in the same boat.

But I’ve been with my girlfriend for 6 years. Lord help me.

We’re both in a relationship mate, I can’t. I feel like shit for feeling this way.

The NHS is failing because socialised healthcare deincentivises healthy living and is financially unsustainable. I'd love to blame immigrants but the NHS as it currently exists would struggle even with flat population growth

Best way is keep the conversation short and job related. She might end up being a gold digger

>We’re both in a relationship mate
That's why I say you're both in the same boat. You're adults, you can find an adult solution.

I was oversimplifying lads but high immigration and increase in demand hasn’t helped. It’s also terribly run. I had to wait about 5 hours post operation for them to give me a bag of pills when I was each to leave when it should have taken like 10 minutes. Also, I caught wind in their of how many cock ups they’ve had. I had ankle surgery and they coloured in the leg the had to operate on with a felt tip pen because “someone had surgery for amputation before and the wrong leg had been amputated” I mean, fr fuck sake, this was coming from the surgeon himself. This on top of the fact my mum works for the nhs in dementia care and one of their employers got off scot free even though it was proved she had killed a few people through negligence when giving medicine. Fucking hell.

Maybe I should just praise that Turkish cunt erdogan and be done with it.

>corporal punishment in schools
fuck that
if any teacher laid a hand on my kid i'd beat the shit out of them

What’s the solution then? Have you seen the state of our schools?

1. Watch gif.
2. Screenshot when the EU should have stopped expanding.
3. Post results

Next one is up.

Opinions on the return of the blue passport?

Personally I think they should have gone with a better colour than blue. I know the old ones used to be blue but this was an opportunity for the UK to have a meaningful colour like pink. May sound a bit poofy at first but consider the British Empire is pink on maps so this would be a statement about how we are reclaiming our position in the world as a superpower alongside USA and China, now we are free from having to prop up the EU. A pink passport would have lesser countries like Germany, France and Russia rightfully quaking in their boots.

Tripartite education. Send the bods to grammars, which will become beacons of intellectualism. Send the skilled kids to technicals to turn them into the best tradesmen in the world. Send the rest to comprehensives to pump out semi-literate office workers.

Not really a fan of that. Nor this, which was the design that almost was selected.

The blue passport looks too much like the American.