Christmas Pickle

Please tell me none of you mutt Americans actually hang a fucking pickle from your Christmas tree because you think Germans do it?

Well duh. Muslims dont celebrate Christmas.

i have about 12 christmas pickles handed down by my grandmother

Why would anyone care what Germany does?

I pity people who never inherited a proper set of Christmas Pickles. Anything made after the 70s is just cheap Chinese garbage. Anything made after the 90s is cheap plastic Chinese garbage.

I didnt know Muslims celebrated christmas

pickle rick xD

Lets not get into a demographic war Mutts you won't win

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Please don’t tell me that anyone thinks dumbass white guilt germans opinions matter about anything

Where is the opinion? It's a fact that you retards think you're so Germanic by hanging a pickle from a tree hahahaha

tfw too iq for wubba lubba pickle meme

Longing to attach to the (now extinct) world of European tradition is utterly noble.

So, did your ancestors use them? I don't give a shit what current Germans do. About the only things separating modern Americans from modern Germans are rye bread versus Wonder Bread, sausages versus hamburgers, and horrific pornography from even more horrific pornography.

Fuck no. I don’t watch rick and fucking morty. Also there’s a nice little board for non-political threads like your’s called and you should go there.

i turned myself into a pickle hans
pickle muuuuuutt

Americans don't do this you conceited shithead.

yes you do and you think that it make you german haha

You got me, I've got five pickles hanging right now.

Ask the heebs

No, it was invented by a radio station in the 80's.

That's not a question, user. Please tell me Germans understand question marks.

t. 25% German Amerimutt suddenly concerned about German genetic contribution

bullshit. My christmas pickles are from the late 50's/early 60's.

To be fair you need to have a high iq to understand hanging a pickle on a Christmas tree.

Literally no one does this, Gerry. Now go get back to watching your wife fuck her muzzie boyfriend.

American marketers invented it in the 1880's as a marketing ploy to get people to buy shit quality imported German glass
>It backfired on the Germans and Americans went with higher quality glass pieces from France instead

Why the fuck are you DC-ing up in here?
Literally only call an american 56% when he actually deserves it you smug piece of shit.
Drop the proxy you fucking jew.

do my fellow burgers actually do this?

I turned myself into an ornament Morty. I'm Yule Riiiiiiick

I got one at a Dollar Tree store a few months ago and fashioned it to be like Pickle Rick.

No, it's just a kraut trying to be funny.

why would anyone even copy a germutt?

my parents actually hanged few "pickles" on a Christmas tree every year, dunno why
t. siberian

We too have maybe one or two pickles from our great grandmother, there was more, but most of them broke before I was born. They are ugly tho.

I didn't need these feels today. Made me feel a little closer to the Germans on my mother's side who were basically all dead before I hit 6 years old. Now I just feel fucking stupid.

Never heard of a "Christmas Pickle" in my life. It must be a new German tradition brought by their new arrivals.

"The Christmas Pickle is a tradition mostly practiced in sub-saharan Africa and some middle east regions that practice Christianity"

Im Christmas pickle rick morty

fpbp

Don't worry about us faggot

>70% German here
Wat?