so this has been a pretty shitty year for international affairs. How about we all sit down and work everything out, Sup Forums?
Please post your ideas for solution to the following current international crises, preferably compromises: >North Korea >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU >Brexit talks with the EU >the US and its embassy to Israel >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government >Catalonia and Spain
Bonus round: >Kosovo is _____ >Gibraltar is ______ >the Falkands are ______
Jack Gonzalez
>North Korea North Korea should get help in pacifying illegal terrorists who call themselves "south korean goverment"
>Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU All off them should be kicked out of EU.
>Brexit talks with the EU Bongs should suffer maximum damage
>the US and its embassy to Israel USA should use force to make others comply. Jerusalem IS Israel capital
>the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government Mexico should be forced to pay for wall.
>Catalonia and Spain Catalonia should be pacified
Bonus round: Kosovo is Serbia Gibraltar is Serbia the Falkands are Serbia Crimea is Russa
Carter Garcia
>North Korea nuke >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU nuke >Brexit talks with the EU nuke >the US and its embassy to Israel nuke >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government nuke >Catalonia and Spain Catalonia deserves to be independent
Bonus round: >Kosovo is for nuking >Gibraltar is rightful british clay >the Falkands are dont care
John Williams
literally nothing wrong with NK, they don't bother anyone. Prove me wrong.
Benjamin Scott
>North Korea Forcibly pacify. >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU V4 should leave. >Brexit talks with the EU Make EU suffer. >the US and its embassy to Israel Move it to Jerusalem and forcibly pacify Palestinian resistance. Palestine will never be a state. >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government Put the wall up ASAP. >Catalonia and Spain Whatever they decide.
Bonus round: >Kosovo is gay >Gibraltar is gay >the Falkands are gay
Juan Moore
>North Korea a deal is worked out with China. NATO and China swiftly land paratroopers in Pyongyang in coordination with strategic bombing of military targets around the country. The Kim regime is ended and a puppet government tightly controlled by China is installed in return for their cooperation. Korea is not reunited for now, but the region is now stabilized.
>Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Poland loses its voting privileges in the EU for two years. No further action is taken and their acceptance of Ukrainian refugees is acceptee by both parties to be their fair share of the EU refugee quota.
>Brexit talks with the EU Britain receives favorable terms. In exchange, they must take refugees and grant full British citizenship to EU nationals residing there before 2016.
>the US and its embassy to Israel the US relocates its embassy back to Tel Aviv, in return the EU must stop voting against Israel from now on
>the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government Mexico must cooperate with the US over the next few years to aid in recalling every non-US citizen Mexican illegally residing in the US. Mexico must do its part to make sure its citizens are respecting international borders. If those conditions are met there will be no wall and Mexico will recieve US military assistance in fighting the drug cartels, and a very favorable trade deal
>Catalonia and Spain Spain adopts a UK system. Spain is England and Catalonia is Scotland. In return Catalonia's government cannot make any statements in favor of independence for 100 years and all of their top ministers must go to Madrid and publicly swear an oath of loyalty to the king.
Bonus round: Kosovo is Argentina Gibraltar is Canada the Falklands are Cambodia
Gabriel Thomas
bump because this board deserves at least one interesting thread a day
Parker Clark
>Poland/the Visegrad Group Why is the focus always on them? I don't imagine the Baltics, Slovenia, Croatia, Romania... are taking in many refugees.
Wyatt King
Poland is the largest one by far and also has their shit with their supreme courts going on so the EU probably wants to make an example of them.
Ryan Nguyen
>EU must stop voting against Israel from now on
Their committed to it. They agreed to push for the Palestinians as part of the deal that ended the oil embargo of the 1970s, which the Arabs started because of US support for Israel in the Yom Kippur war.
Wyatt Gomez
Haven't there been like three Israeli-Palistinean peace accords too?
Camden Myers
>North Korea Now seem to have a sufficient nuclear deterrent as to make the US fuck off, preferably from East Asia all together, and let China handle that side of the Pacific. >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Cut their aid, let's see how many anti-democratic reforms the Polish govt will have support for without the funding for their social welfare programmes. >Brexit talks with the EU The UK must be made an example of, not so hard as to break their state all together, but enough to deter others from following them, £40 billion will probably do. The NI border should remain as is >the US and its embassy to Israel America has to admit that their weird fascination with Israel ihas gone to far. Capital remains Tel Aviv and Israel goes back to its 1947 borders, because stealing land where people are already living, without their consent is not something you do (looking your way, Russia). >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government Retarded idea, but if the US want to they should be allowed. Their is no reason what so ever that Mexico should have to pay for it though >Catalonia and Spain Greater autonomy for Catalonia within the Spanish state, now that a good indication of the general mood has been given by yesterday's election, the EU should not hesitate to take a more active role in the negotiations
Fuck your bonus round
Brayden Wood
>looking your way, Russia
Jaxson Sullivan
>North Korea Unironically nuke them, people there arent worth saving, too brainwashed. >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Let them do their thing >Brexit talks with the EU Brits leave already >the US and its embassy to Israel Jerusalem should be a free city >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government Build it >Catalonia and Spain Fakelonia is Spain
Bonus round: >Kosovo is Serbia >Gibraltar is Spain >the Falkands are British
Adrian Anderson
>North Korea Nuke and split 3 ways, by lottery >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Reduce gibs, ignore and continue >Brexit talks with the EU Go solo and take the economic hit, the people wanted an empire anyway >the US and its embassy to Israel Does not change anything, we thank US for offering to tank terrorists for us >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government Just do it, not like it actually works >Catalonia and Spain Ignore and continue. They. Are. Not. Armed.
Bonus round: >Kosovo is independent >Gibraltar is british >the Falkands are british
Leo Price
this is the only correct answer
Angel Adams
why arent you a part of china yet? fucking british boot-licker
Thomas Richardson
Nuke canada?
Matthew Reyes
>North Korea the safety of Japan is priority, we must secure the future of 2D waifus >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Fuck off or kick us out >Brexit talks with the EU just let them go >the US and its embassy to Israel "from the river of Egypt to the river of Euphrates" - I don't know what is hard to understand in this sentence >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government whatever >Catalonia and Spain Let them go and you will see them in 20 years asking if they can come back. Force them to stay and you will deal with civil war
Kosovo je Serbija and Gibraltar je Anglija, just like Malvinas.
Daniel Morris
>North Korea don't care >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU kick them off from the EU, no more gibs for them >Brexit talks with the EU Max damages for the UK, they must lear that shitvoting leads to disaster >the US and its embassy to Israel don't care, I only think USA is sucking its masters' cocks as always >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government don't give a double shit with caramel
Josiah Wright
>>North Korea Remove Kim, but make it look like an accident. Like he falls into the vat when inspecting chocolate factory or something. >>Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU We've got this, don't worry about that. Worst case we bend the knee, best case EU gets a respectable border policy. >>Brexit talks with the EU They're proceeding as well as could be expected. Let them run their course. If brits get second thoughts, they're free to re-referendum themselves. >>the US and its embassy to Israel Jerusalem should be recognized as capital of Israel desu. If Arabs want to not have their goodwill trampled, they should be showing some in the first place instead stabbing and blowing up. >>the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government The Wall is bullshit, but if US want it, it should build it with its own money instead of impotent posturing. >>Catalonia and Spain Leave the matter to Spain, maybe apply some pressure to allow a legit referendum like Brits did with Scotland.
>Bonus round: >>Kosovo is Srbija >>Gibraltar is British >>the Falkands are British
Jason Hughes
This is a fucking stupid thread and none of your gay ass ideas will make any difference.
Nicholas Harris
gibraltar is rightful spanish clay and malvinas belong to argentina
Connor Howard
(You)
Austin Turner
because they are close to these countries? Britain has conquered Falklands, just like they took Gibraltar. They will keep it until the next war.
Benjamin Sanchez
good, then let the next war begin. they lost their empire they should lose those territories as well, otherwise it only makes international relations more complicated. they're out of the EU now which makes them even less relevant than they were before so we should get rid of any remains of their influence on european territory
Aiden Perry
very reasonable post
Angel Mitchell
>North Korea Better not take any military action. Let them collapse on their own.
>V4 No issue.
>Brexit UK tries to both have and eat from their cake. EU bureaucracy is already a terrible mess, and UK will just make it even worse.
>US Embassy Jerusalem is both historical and "de facto" capital. US (and everyone else) should have their embassy there.
>Mexican border If Mexico can't (or won't) control their border - the US will have to. Only common sense.
>Catalonia EU for years have been moralfags when it came to separatism in foreign countries. But when it happens in EU the double standards are clearly showing. Catalonia, Scotland, Corsica, Basques and Bavaria should be independent just so they can taste their own medicine.
>Kosovo Is Serbia >Gibralrtar Is UK. Right of might. >Falklands Is UK. Right of might.
Henry Gonzalez
>Goes against world opinion ad demands recognition of Jerusalem >reasonable
Landon Thompson
>EU for years have been moralfags when it came to separatism in foreign countries. But when it happens in EU the double standards are clearly showing. Catalonia, Scotland, Corsica, Basques and Bavaria should be independent just so they can taste their own medicine. Not biased at all:^)
Eli Richardson
the world is full of filthy antisemitic goyim whose opinions don't matter
Jaxon Wood
>North Korea leave them be, they'll soon run out of steam when no one cares about their autistic screeching >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU if they do not comply with the basic tenets of EU, kick them out >Brexit talks with the EU free trade agreement like EU has with Canada >the US and its embassy to Israel US acknowledges Palestinian statehood and moves its palestinian embassy to East Jerusalem for maximum lols >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government build it and let the next administration tear it down creating tons of jobs in a neverending keynesian cycle >Catalonia and Spain Catalonia is part of Spain
Jacob Brooks
Funny coming from Russia.
Adrian Cooper
>North Korea Leave them alone. North Korea wants to be an isolationist nation so let them do that. They're not stupid enough to start a war unless they're forced to do so. >Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Poland is in the right on this one. No EU country should be forced to take anymore refugees than they want to. >Brexit talks with the EU Let them leave without any trouble. >the US and its embassy to Israel The US have always been good goyims, nothing special here. Of course they should be stopped, but I doubt that's happening. >the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government No opinion, don't care >Catalonia and Spain Catalonia is a joke and there's no reason to give them independence
Asher Cruz
Eurasian Confederation is the only solution.
Carson Nguyen
>North Korea Let them be but make sure to wipe them off the map if they try something.
>Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Fuck the EU.
>Brexit talks with the EU The only thing that the UK should be giving the Eu is the finger.
>the US and its embassy to Israel Give them nukes and let's watch them kill each other.
>the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government Build it and make it electric.
>Catalonia and Spain Catalonia is Spain.
Bonus round: >Kosovo is Maltese >Gibraltar is Maltese >the Falkands are Maltese
We need land.
Nicholas Morales
Nuke the USA and most of those problems are fixed
Robert Anderson
>North Korea More sanctions or do nothing. The only aggressor is USA.
>Poland/the Visegrad Group and the EU Poland loses vote or takes rapefugees.
>Brexit talks with the EU Total trade embargo and u-boats around britain. Wait for them to die from hunger or rejoin EU.
>the US and its embassy to Israel Two state solution is the only solution. USA is alone with this jew ass licking.
>the border wall and the US standoff with the Mexican government They can build walls on their territory but cant force mexico pay.
>Catalonia and SpainBonus round: Catalonia becomes independent but stays in EU.
