I just found out that over 80% in my country drink coffee every single day...

I just found out that over 80% in my country drink coffee every single day. Why is the coffeejew stronger than even the tobacojew or alcoholjew, and why is nobody talking about it?

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You're an idiot.

To keep you away from god the holy quran said to stay away from all intoxicants

It isn't unhealthy and is a cheap mood enhancer.

let me guess, you think cracking your knuckles causes arthritis too, right gramps?

i drink at least 4 pots a day. just had my 2nd cup.
black. its the sugar and shit in it that makes it bad

Motherfucker if you have my flag behind the larp. No such thing as coffeejew.

i gave up smoking, weed, drinking and it's all i have left

also mild stimulant and really can help concentration at work

i'm sure its just a jew scam to sell coffee to companies that offer it to employees for free to control their brains lizard people illuminati etc

But apparently that doesnt exclude fucking children, huh?

everybody loves themselves a cuppa!

Fucking hell, its worse than i thought. The coffeejew even controlls Sup Forums.

inb4 thread is filled with TEE HEE I ONLY DRINK IT BLACK NO MILK OR SUGAR FOR ME IM SO FUCKING UNIQUE AND SPECIAL" retards

>I haven't had my morning coffee yet, don't make me kill you
-American women, circa 2017

lol try harder

at least a montage of the jewish heads of global coffee cabal participants or something if you're larping that flag that hard

TEE HEE I ONLY DRINK IT BLACK NO MILK OR SUGAR FOR ME IM SO FUCKING UNIQUE AND SPECIAL

Its not great for your heart but it has tonnes of proven benefits

Also to increase productivity obviously

I would consider one of the least harmfull drugs on the planet, on par with weed, moderation is key

Any coffee here?

Why does it concern you what other people consume? Aslong as it dosnt affect you like passive smoking or maybe drunken drivers who the fuck cares

black coffee is one of the healthiest things you can consume

Sativa weed is better wake up juice than coffee. And they know it.

The sugarjew is talking through you.

Idiot Nazi... Blame the Jews for ALL your life problems...

>Its not great for your heart
I've read the opposite

Why the hell would you get that mad and defensive about a fucking drink made from beans? I don't fail for your tricks shill. Coffee actually made people become mad and angry when they get no coffee, and people start getting mad if you don't like coffee.

Actually it's your addiction that gives you the need to smoke a blunt before you're able to start your day.

Who needs coffee in the world where bergamot tea exists?

GOD BLESS ISRAEL, THE OUTPOST OF WESTERN CIVILIZASTION INT EH MIDDLE EASTH!

Oh look at this, the found of starbucks is a jew. Who would have thought?

>dude weed lmao

That's a lie in multiple ways.

Caffeine's a drug.

Russia hacked my coffee jew. Now it controls my life.

Well obviously because it's damn fine, and objectively boosts productivity besides.

Nothing wrong with coffee. Probably my favorite part of the day is sitting in my workshop before everyone wakes up, chilling with some hot coffee and watching lectures or jamming on some music.

Are you Mormon? It's coffee, who gives a shit? Just wait until you learn about sugar.

i never drink coffe, i'm wide awake in about 30 minutes if not immediatly. tobbaco though, fucking chimney.

>Starbucks
>Coffee
Might as well start calling Fanta lemonade.

Strawman central...

I never said that... I don't support Jews or Nazis... I don't have to choose one...

>duuude I'm not addicted
>radical duuude
>weed is just the first thing in my mind when I wake up
>yeeeeah duuude radical
>yeah bruh radical weed bruh

Is coffee the true liquid jew? It's that, booze or petrol.

Because 80% of my country is addicted to the coffeejew.

Caffeine raises cortisol levels.
Cortisol lowers test levels.

Don't be one of those guys that drinks a pot of coffee in the morning. A little is ok, imo.

Hi, Finland.

Caffeine is a stimulant drug and is extremely addictive. If you drink coffee every day, you are basically a degenerate crackhead. If you need energy, get more sleep and exercise.

I need it in the mornings. Tea in the afternoon is better though.

Not eating enough sugar raises cortisol.

What's wrong with coffee, shitsposter?

there is 0 scientific evidence that caffeine has long term damaging effects - yes its addictive, but the withdrawal symptoms are mild & short lived

>>>

Shortlived yes, mild, fuck no. Quitting adderall was easier than quitting coffee.

Somewhat true, although its nothing compared to (((sugar))) addiction and is actually useful in moderation (1 cup a day, not in the morning)

Guessing you don't like coffee? Stop spending your money on trap porn.

I believe that this post is probably bait. Is it the aura of self-righteousness? Perhaps it’s the hyperbolic nature of a couple of the sentences. It’s difficult to pinpoint exactly what is said that brings up suspicions of cowardly disingenuousness. There is probably a number of things in this post one could call inaccurate. I’ll posit here that the mentality of the person behind the post is that of a childish, irresponsible middle-aged man that could be described as feeling inadequate in comparison to his peers. The events in the global realm of politics that have recently transpired might well be causing feelings of not just hatred, but of rage. We are probably talking about a very low quality and below average psyche here. Rather than focus on self improvement, this individual feels and desires to tear down other people, belief systems, and ideologies out of a purely spiteful emotional origin. Any reconciliation or attempted venture to educate this poster will be done in vain. In the end, there are things said, I believe, that can actually help to educate and inform us about the cold and brutal tendencies of our fellow forum users. However, I am skeptical about the scope and quality of too much of what was said on a purely ethical framework.

none of those refute my arguments

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Me too, leafbro. Feels good to live good.

Just eat onions to compensate

I know that its bad for your bones, smth smth with caffeine flushing out calcium, cant recall it from memory now.
I was never a strong consumer but recently went decaf to test if its the caffeine that keeps me drinking. Nope, its the light bitterly taste and aroma that does it for me.

Googled "healthy coffe alternatives" and found out that you can roast your shit at home for cheap.
sustainablebabysteps.com/coffee-alternatives.html
Will try soon roasting sunflower seeds and stop paying for the coffe jewery, hopefully.

Coffee is a safe stimulant that enables one to work more.

>comes on an Estonian coffee brewing website
>complains about the ''coffee jew''
Get out.

coffejew will give you extra sensorial powers, stamina and a longer lifespan.

>I haven't had my morning coffee yet

I fucking hate this dogshit retarded meme. God damn it! It was pushed into the heads by hollykike movies and shows.
I know exactly one girl that said this personally. I mocked her for a good while with puns about this and soon she stopped. Also told her that she is brainwashed by the movies to say shit like that. She kinda understood. So, its never too late to redpill.

Mild? Caffeine withdrawals are excruciating.

>little bit of headache is excruciating

Did you ever consider that coffee drinkers are often also drama queens?

Welp, i avoided that sugary, overpriced dogshit by default, now i even feel better about it. Thank you for the info.

>healthy coffe alternatives
you wat?
sci-news.com/medicine/coffee-consumption-health-05461.html

>t. coffeejew

Explains why Starbucks doesn't have to pay any taxes.

I'm already on my fourth cup. Shit is cash.

Coffee gives me a burst of energy and I get shit done in the AM then I can chill and coast in the hot desert afternoons where I live. I also like iced coffee during the summer. Who fucking cares? According to Sup Forums every one of life's indulgences is degenerate. But I say, if it's not hurting anyone and you aren't a faggot about it, it's okay. So drink the coffeejew

I dont think that coffe is unhealthy, i just want to pay less for similar fun.
Will do my research on roasting and see how to correctly, so that cancerogenous stuff wont be produced in the process or at least less than in coffe production.

These studies go back and forth from "coffe is healthy" to "coffe is bad because..." I doubt them in some ways and think that moderation is key and the benefits are exaggarated because there are huge profits in the coffe business. And i am not autistic enough to go through all the studies to filter out the independent ones and then to look for hidden connections between the independent ones and some industry representatives, financing them with donations...etc.

(((Star)))bucks. Literally a Jewish business whose profits go back to Israel, hence the name.

>t. coffeejewer

they last like 24 hrs max

And goats ofc

>arguments
You were just acting like a child. If you serisouls believe the “radical dude bro” stoner stereotype you are an idiot.

COFFEE. Two e’s

Coffee is the liquidsandnigger. Liquidjew is tea or liquor.

You make coffee in sandnigger style.

Liquidsandnigger in moka pot.

Turkish liquidsandnigger with finely ground liquidsandnigger grounds in it.

Coffee is literally from Yemen.

>coffeejew
>not caffeinejew

I do drink it black though...not to be cool...just something about hot sweet liquids doesn't sit well with me. ill put milk in tea and maybe a little honey but that is it.

Dude every chick in the offices I have worked with have all said this multiple times. It's the world's lamest running joke. They don't get sleep and are hung over roasties, so every Monday morning they fail at meetings but it's coffee's fault!

What's with the meme flag pekka?

Because God made coffee beans and I like God juice.

>JEW JEW JEW JEW FUCKING KIKES
>do I fit in now guys?
kys you're self

>Thee to four cups a day
>healthy
wtf I try not to have one cup a day too many times in a row

>my country
Does Nazi Germany still exist?

Same thing happened to me. I found some broken vodka bottles outisde my house and found someone had stolen all my minute maid and replaced it with this.

get off our board kike