KONOSUBA THREAD

My boy Kazuma is the best

>infiltrates the king's mansion
>goes full solid snake with Chris(Big Boss)
>singlehandly knocks out 80+ of the royal guard and some adventures after they were talking shit about him during the banquet party as solid snake
>and escapes undiscovered with best girl Chris
>Also he takes down a demon general with a fucking RAILGUN (wait, that was megumin's little sister that kill stealed him)
>Gets to flirt with a loli princess and has her fall in love with him and switches bodies with her

Kazuma is definately the best MC out of all MC's so far in anime, does anyone else agree?

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I agree wholeheartedly that Chris is best girl. Shame she's off-limits.

Kazuma's pretty good but I dunno if he's the best MC ever. He might be the best Isekai protag, though I think Itami from GATE might have him beat. (Itami was also by far the best thing about his series.)

Buttblasted burgers might disagree with you over your assessment about Itami. Only they are allowed to feel proud of their country.

Do you honestly think they wil animate volume 5-6, that's ike another 5 seasons?

I'm a burger and don't get what the fuss with GATE was all about. I recently read all of the translated novels and was expecting all kinds of nationalistic bullshit, but it was fine.

The ryokan scene that everybody complains about was pretty clearly shown to be the combination of bad intel, bad luck, and Rory being OP as fuck, and had very little to do with the Japanese forces at all. The American president is shown to be a petty asshole, but so what, it's fucking fiction.

I could honestly watch Konosuba for that long if they kept it going.

Wipe these memes from the face of the earth

JOIN THE AXIS CULT! WE HAVE THE BEST EVERYTHING

he is indeed /ourguy/

Also, adding to this, I'll forgive GATE a lot just because I was so damn happy to have a fun isekai where the MC was an actual adult with experience and skills instead of a teenage fuckup. It's really nice having an MC I can actually identify with and a series that's made for people my age but still has a lot of the elements I've loved since I was a teenager.

I think GATE gets a lot of shit from people who think it's supposed to be a gung ho militaristic series and don't get that most of it is just window dressing for a tongue in cheek genre sendup. (Seriously, how do people think it's a serious show when there are whole scenes devoted to soldiers obsessing over catgirl maids and female knights smuggling yaoi doujins?)

Same here. I'd be ecstatic if we got two new seasons a year or something and they animated the whole LN series to its eventual end.

The axis cult is particularly anti-evil which means it definitely doesn't approve of employing succubus dream services. That means it's shit.

Darkness turned into a complete fucking cunt in volume 7

Who the fuck would make fun of kazuma after he falls off a 2nd window breaks his leg and gets bruised up with glassed embedded into him?

Then she even laughs about it internally when she thinks back to that moment, Kazuma just wanted to save her.

This cunt needs to lose a tooth or 2 permanently, no wonder anons would say that darkness is worst girl, it's true because she's a complete 100% grade cunt.

Probably cause it's straight retarded and unbelievable. INB4 retard saying it's fiction. You gotta have believability, America kidnapping the girls for no reason when we're allied with Japan is retarded. Having 3 of the best powers go in a mission with shit intelligence and get reked by the Japs is also fucking retarded. It's national bs pandering done by the far right in Japan to recruit kids into the JSDF.

>unbelievable
>believability
but portals to fantasy realms are totally believable

Knew one of you idiots would show up. Learn some shit about good writing before you get back to me. Believability is important in writing. If I create a fantasy world where the good guys always win, it's fucking boring. It leaves no stakes and destroys any sort of tension in the work. Stay mad faggot, Gate is a trash anime that was written by some JSDF nerd to pander to Japanese nationalists. It's pure wish fulfilment.

>that doujin where Chris keeps breaking into the mansion to steal back all her panties but Kazuma keeps catching and molesting her
Diamonds.

no you're an asshurt amerifat who can't handle your shitshow country being shown as anything but perfect, don't pretend you care about writing at all you stupid newfag

Boss Chris is the best gril as well. But yeah. Kazutrash just looks at all the other "MCs" that all have cheat items and abilities immediately thinks they're trash. Then he never bothers to think about them again.

Hardly faggot. And no I'm not mad about America, I'm mad that America, Russia, and China are all portrayed as incompetent as compared to the glorious Nippon troops of JSDF. Get fucking real man. Really bro, the Spec ops forces of three major powers are woefully incompetent as compared to the JSDF? Remind me what wars and combat experience has the JSDF picked up on in their vast military history? Die in a fire weeb. Your anime waifu simulator was pure trash.

JSDF grunts are better soldiers then the Spec Ops of major powers. LMAO straight trash man. Like I said, JSDF nerd pandering to ultra right faggots.

>being mad about some chinese cartoon's portrayal of the army
Cool your autism, user.

>JSDF
Japs would get railed by China if it wasnt for US

>a fantasy world
>an america where they didn't train their troops as well
normal non-amerifats and the more intelligent class of amerifats can easily discern which is actually more believable you redneck fuck, take your retarded patriotism blinders off

If you're going to base your writing on real life powers, do it right. Especially when a big part of the story is aimed at appealing to military faggots.

user cannot read. Apparently, China and Russia are now considered part of America.

>Implying JSDF isnt better than US troops in anime or real life
Lmao, amerifats dont even train well and die to road bombs by the dozen every day. JDSF on other hand takes quality over quantity unlike americans by using domestic equipment thats not ment for mass production

Lmao, weak chink is too scared to reply to my comment. You mad America whipped Japan in WW2? Stay mad Tojo. Out of the 4 powers showcased in the manga, Japan is the weakest out of Russia, Japan, America, and China.

>japan
>Weaker than Russia
Muricafat

Russia has smaller GDP than fucking italy

They have nukes faggot. Stay mad. They also recently invaded a country and annexed a big portion of it. Angering the international community.

Hey guys, I made some custom start buttons for classic shell, what do you guys think?

good bait but the point I was making was the dumb redneck faggot has a fucked concept of what is believable or not, it doesn't matter who's actually better in reality because in an anime slight differences in a country's combat ability are way easier to accept than a fucking fantasy world for non-retards

I for the life of me couldn't find character busts and had to spend most of my time making them.

I would be interested in the icons, but I am curious about making a Konosuba Windows Theme.

>Muh nukes
Nobody gives a fuck about nukes. Every 1st world country could have nukes if they wanted to but nukes arent fucking worth it when amerifats already give us the umbrella .

>Ukraine
Woah. Kicking peasants off their land doesnt count faggot. Russia cant do shit to a peer opponent or someone with peer allies without getting fucked from all of her holes.

That's useless but cute

Except it's not retard. This is basically present day world but a magical portal appeared. Also, doesn't help that the JSDF has plot armor up the ass, and everybody not JSDF is portrayed as corrupt, incompetent, assholes. Even their own politicians. Boy, I wonder who this is pandering too with the whole JSDF is the true Japanese.

I have yet to delve into ricing windows 10, and I have never used the default theme editor for windows. I was trying to look into it earlier today for a custom start bar but I am too tech illiterate to figure it out.

>Nobody gives a shit about nukes
>Literally the main justification we used to invade Iraq.

Stay retarded weeb.

Useless like megumin after an explosion

"Kazuma dayo."

The default isn't all that bad, so nobody does it anymore, unless they're some tryhard fag in /wg/ trying to pretend they're an elite h4x0r.

Also Russia just influenced our country's election and has been spying on us for decades. But yeah, poor Russia is a minor power. Let's just ignore how we have been making moves to isolate them.

That said, a PROPER theme would replace mouse icons (ew) and sound files. Who bothers with .wav files these days?

Nice argument faggot

>Nukes being justification to invade Iraq
Do you even read faggotron? Iraq wasnt a 1st world country, even back then people knew that they didnt have jack which means the real motivation for invasion was something else

Everyone has spies, Brits fuck over the french, french fuck over the germans etc. Its all standard procedure among nations.

>My elections!
No certified proof that there was anything decisive has been found.

pretty cute, you did a good job on the pics

>This is basically present day world but a magical portal appeared.
close, it's basically present day world but a magical portal appeared also america is even more of a shitshow than it really is and didn't train it's troops as well. like I said before of those two the second part is a far more likelier scenario to have actually happened in reality so is more believable to non-amerifats and intelligent amerifats

Whatever real motivations you think the US had, doesn't change the fact that the casus belli we used was them having nukes. That's how we justified the war to the public and foreign countries at the start of the war. If you weren't a dumb chink, you'd realize that.

>Spec ops
>Not trained well for any of the major powers
>JSDF grunts are better then them

Your story is trash weeb.

Just kill yourself maybe you'll get a choice to go over to the hillary timeline.

Yet nobody gave a fuck about India, Pakis, NK, Israel making nukes etc. Using nukes as a casus belli only works if the place is already a fucking shithole and without any real allies.

Fucking Norway could start a nuclear program and get away with it.

Great you should make an aroused Darkness.

you accept a god damn fantasy world easier than you do a government making mistakes, you're fucking blinded you idiot

>Pakistan, NK, Israel, India
Literally wat. India and Pakistan hate each other, they serve as a counter argument to your argument about no one giving a fuck about countries making nukes. And NK and Israel? The MIddle East bro? Every country condemning NK? Do you even news bro?

That was the plan, its just making busts for the characters when you have no idea how to work photoshop is a godamn pain in the ass

Stay mad weeb. People of superior taste and intellect view your crappy anime as an Ultra right waifu pandering simulator.

> dust is best mc
> worried about his friend
> goes to check things out
> finds out that a noble is trying to seduce her and take lewd photos
> get mad
> sneak inside the the nobles room
> finds lingirie
> wears it
> asks kazuma to take his photos to scar the noble man
> they laugh their asses off after taking picz
> noble and rin finds them in the room
> rin leaves with kazuma
> turns out the noble is gay
> dust gets raped by the noble

Dust is best grill

I see.

>Condemning NK
Oh yes the strongly worded letter, it has no real value or impact.

>Muh indians and pakis are a counter argument
Like I said, nobody really gives a fuck about nukes. Giving a fuck implies nations will actually DO something about it instead hurling meaningless words

Calling someone a weeb on a board for weebs? Is that even an insult?

>Aw yis a konosuba thread
>nothing but autists bitching about another anime.
Megumin is digusted by you faggots.

Hey I did Konosuba things...

Along with sanctions faggot.

What do you think faggot?

Much better

You make me proud

She is literally worst girl. So who cares what she thinks.

Fucking wizards

>Sanctions
Norkies have been secluded for ages user, its a slap on the wrist given food aid still goes in.

Nork nukes arent really that high on the list, everyone is just worried about potential refugee implosion when the state finally hits the fan

Friendly reminder that loving Wiz is not necrophilia.

>She actually sees your dick

I wasn't here when it aired. So i wanted to post it now.

I like how people are still mad about some spec ops being rekt by campers and gothic lolita

Holy retard batman. No one cares about a country who recently shelled their neighbour getting nukes? Are you retarded?

how so?

Whats with the strawmanning user or are you legitimately stupid? Yes, people dont consider nukes as important as possible refugee problem

>Never died.
>Call her a lich.

???

The fuck she ain't.

She is dead.

Long live Axis. Believe and you'll receive.

He has a point though. If it doesn't make sense within the LN itself it's bad writing. Three major powers being incompetent in intelligence and combat falls under that category. That doesn't make the entire thing shit, but it's a fair point nonetheless.

Vanir sure is based, preventing his friend from encountering financial ruin by using his own power.

What a nice chap

Because she's soft and fresh and has none of the qualities typical undead have.
She's only somewhat cold to the touch, but that's easily fixed with warming magic.

He's bullying her a bit too much while doing so, and enjoying it a bit too much too.

She's bound to forget to recast Gentle Repose when it wears out sooner or later.

It's permanent in her case. A woman who can be eternally 20 would make sure to stay eternally 20.
No decay or rot or anything. Just clean and wonderful softness.

cuteCUTE

She's the perfect pillow.

Well yes but remember she will warm up from your body heat if you hold her tight. And you can't really just turn her over to rest your face on the cool side.

Yeah bro, no one cares about countries getting nukes. That's why there hasn't been diplomacy to limit and get rid of countries nuke arsenals. Oh wait their have. Oh well, I'm sure no one cars about Iran getting nukes and there hasn't been assassinations on their scientists because of it. Oh wait that happened also.

I want to find out if a lich can reproduce!

I like to cuddle. Sounds like the perfect summer fling.

That was discussed. She can. She just needs to put some effort into learning magic that allows her to do so since she needs a bit of assistance as her body isn't conventionally alive.

but why not just marry her, level up doing some dungeons together and become a lich too so you can run the shop, exchange phylacteries and have fun for eternity? you could clear some dungeons to sell the loot to adventurers, not like 2lich party can't get almost everything done by themselves.

I'm NG. Besides, she's kind of a retard.

I'm sure she and Vanir can figure it out. They can't naturally die, so they should have plenty of time.

A kind ditz. That's part of what's so lovable about her.
Every girl in konosuba is more or less retarded.

No, you don't understand.

I'm going to try an experiment. With my penis.

a single very-diplomatic person coming to power at some point in GATE history could have resulted in lowered tensions and less focus on military spending and training. the odds of something like that happening is far greater than the appearance of a fantasy world through a portal, so something like that happening should be more believable

Only if you marry her. You are not allowed otherwise.

This show really makes you think hard about the things people wear.
>boob belt