Tucker Carlson Is Tweeting 100 “Racist things”

Last I checked, he’s up to tweet #79. Each Tweet cites anything from milk to Pepe and he’s linking retarded news stories to back each item. It’s hilarious.

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Wel are you gonna start buttering your bread or do yoh ljme it stale?

Some examples

Moar

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YOU CAN'T KEK THE TUCK

Is he /ourguy/?

Just check his Twitter to see for yourself, lel.

At least to a point. He had a neocon on and dunked him for like 10 mins while they guy complained

Tucker Carlson is gay for pay

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Post more plox that's pretty good

'Racist' and 'racism' are meaningless words, just juvenile labels.
>Tucker is a pussy faget

no lie
this makes me love tucker carlson. this alone. he knew what he was doing. his thing is he walks riiiiiiiight up to the line and steps back, as to allow the viewers to bridge the gap.

imagine being at this level and doing this. tucker is the best thing going in this format. he's not going to do a show about how hitler did nothing wrong and how blacks should get on a boat

but he is making it ok TANGENTIALLY on the strongest platform going
there is normie-appeal and there is NORMIE-APPEAL
tucker carlson is absolutely a beast

lmao this is great

Fuck my sides.

CAN'T KEK THE TUCK

This is pure gold

>A fucking leaf
>Doesn't understand satire

No shit retard, that's exactly what Tucker is targeting here.

Dense faggot

Honestly I think he is. When he protests "I mean, I'm not racist" or similar, there's always this undercurrent of ragey sarcasm and absolute disingenuousness. Tucker is genuinely excellent.

He is absolutely low-key /ourguy/. He even covered IOTBW, and he believes Vegas is an FBI cover-up.

LMFAOOOO

this is great

Reminder to archive these links for when they inevitably are retconned

Also leftists are pissed, check his replies.

>ITT: Retards get triggered by headlines written by literal nobodies, but give the president of the united states a pass when he says an American judge cant do his job because he is of Mexican descent

I agree completely. I’m not going to sit here and go, “Hurrrrr, /our guy/“ but holy shit. He is tweeting, as we speak, a list of all of the retarded news stories people come here to post and complain or lul about. All in one place on a normie platform.

I'm ded guise

More please.

Yep, exactly, barely concealed power level and a lot of rage, glossed over by a splendid sense of humor and great hair.

He was born on the left coast and describes himself as "a refugee from California" kek.

>10. White flight
>11. Reversing white flight

Fantastic. This is what turned me about 6-7 years ago. I realized that no matter what you do non-whites are going to resent and criticize you, then that opened a huge rabbit hole in figuring out (((who))) was behind all of this.

Anyway, that's the most important point people need to realize. You cannot win with these people. You will destroy your dignity capitulating to these people and have nothing to show for it.

We didn't pass when he said "he's a Mexican", Mexicans are disgusting mutt abominations

Stewart and Colbert are satire. Cuck Carlson is stupidity. Conservative burgers don’t know the difference because there are no funny consertvative comedians, much less satirists. And becuase they’re stupid.

Okay. I’ll screenie everything and post in a bit. For posterity. Lol.

he is
when you account for the size of his audience, he is going to be the guy that makes it happen
what i mean is there will soon be a white party and a mud party. the long-term plan for the democrat party was the import nonstop muds and offer them free shit

whites in this country are still too strong. this is our house.

what did he mean by this?

Keep swinging leaf, you're bound to hit one eventually.

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>Call on meeeeeeeeee

>Not an American of Mexican descent
Sounds right to me. Mexicans don't belong here.

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based

>You cannot win with these people. You will destroy your dignity capitulating to these people and have nothing to show for it.
EXACTLY

I'm not the same goy I used to be.

You know that isn't what Trump meant, you know full well that he knew that judge was a literal traitor just like many Clinton-tier criminal whites are, but your bullshit did convince a few retards.

Based

Name a funny conservative comedian/satirist, burger. Protip: you can’t.

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We can't name many, because most of them are deeply cloaked so that they can keep their jobs. And whose fault is that, hmmmm???

But I'll start: Tim Allen. Dennis Miller. Roseanne Barr.

I love this fucking man.

That's because you aren't allowed to make jokes as a conservative.
Ron White is probably the closest thing we've got.

But it's of course OK to denounce the Brock Turner judge for his skin color influencing his sentencing decision.

that judge was an advocate of "la raza" (was on the front page of his website ffs) which is a group which helps illegal immigrants

if a judge is helping illegal people instead of charging them, he is not a good judge

Most comedians have a high degree of self-loathing which is why they are good at comedy. I prefer to have my comedians making funnies than running my country, thank you.

>prove my irrelevant point or you're stoopid and I win

Fuck yourself faggot

>White Chefs who make burritos

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sup Forums

absolute madman

Checked

>conservative
>devoting life to comedy career
pick one

Anybody know what #19 was?

Tucker doing more us in a few tweets than those faggots Spencer and Peinovich will do in their lifetimes.

>triggered
Lol no one's triggered. A lot if these are things Sup Forums has tried to push. Sup Forums tried hard to get milk branded as racist.

1-15. I’m phone posting, eh.

HE'S BEEN STUCK ON 88 FOR 17 MINUTES
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>he says an American judge cant do his job because he is of Mexican descent
sounds about right

/ourguy/

Breaking News: Tucker kills himself via 3 bullets to the back of the head, tragic.

WTF is happening in that picture?

The flashbacks. Fuck you.
And thank you.
Was the world really that much better then?

Any salt in the comments?

>nonwhite justice
idunno m8

Thanks user. Doing the Lord's work.

This is fucking great

Anthony Cumia

Go Tucker go!!

And “the okay sign,” hahahaha

>Stewart and Colbert are satire
Colbert jumping on a bed screaming pee pee poo poo is satire in the current year

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How can one man be so based?

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The diceman
Show starts at 9:50.
Enjoy!

>88
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

holy shit, is this real?

hahaha, i fucking love tucker

I'm sure niggers making spaghetti is a-ok with leftists though

hohoho

I can say for a fact my life was better.

>white flight
>reverse white flight

What are they going to do about Tucker ? He has a shred of common sense and a half shred of humour. When is going to give himself 2 airplanes to the back of the head ?

The fucking madman

Excellent Happening!

>no funny consertvative comedians
>much less satirists

he's okay

he's a good troll at the very least but cant always listen to his opinionated logic

our guy

What's the over/under on Twitter suspending his account today?

says the burger who says they are 11% of every nation in europe

All of real Canada hates eastern Canada

Wow you guys can't even figure out 'ITT' ? Looks like its time to go back to posting 'boomer' in every single schill reply

you really can't cuck the tuck, this is brilliant

>t. urban retard

Fugg

Read what you posted out loud.

Does it make sense to you?

I have to hand it to Dick. People started sending in fan work with him having a weird tiny face, and what does Dick do? He owns it and makes it his fucking symbol.
While Maddox was sperging out over "cuck", Dick did the best display of rolling with the punches I've ever seen.