ONII-CHAN!

ONII-CHAN!

BUY ME NINTENDO SWITCHU~!

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Here, just wait a year and a half and buy it yourself

Umaru thread!

Fuck you I can't even buy one for myself

BUT I NEED IT ONII-CHAN. I NEED IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

But didn't you just get the PS4 Pro?

You need to learn some fucking respect you selfish potato

I want to beat the shit out of that annoying nugget.

Sure, I can buy you the switch, but I'll need something in return. :^]

You think he saw her pantsu when she was kicking her legs or did he just look away like a good brother?

Would someone kindly translate this kenji

How can anyone actually like this selfish bitch?

dozogoyukkuri

>それにニンテドウスウィッチョンも発売するしお金を使えないし…
>意見が全員一致！！

ありがとう

Ah I see the Umaru council has made a unanimous decision to get the switch

"Umaru that shit costs like 300 dollars atleast wait until it has enough good games"

UMARU WILL DO ANYTHING FOR GEIMU, user-KUN!

COCKROACH

>tfw forced to get a Switch eventually for Fire Emblem
Fuck you Nintendo.

>tfw no Fire Emblem anime yet
Fuck you Japan

I'll only spoil her

God damn it, time for the xenomorph plan.

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There is an OVA.

Is it worth buying it?

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GAMU~ GAMU~!!!

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Switch owner here. If you really are a hardcore Zelda fan then yes. But really if I were you I would wait until a steady line up of games are released. BOTW is truly excellent in my opinion but if you really want it that bad and are actually impatient, for now the Wii U version is the better option.

Basically just wait on it

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What's with anons shilling the Switch on Sup Forums?

>POMF =3

even after the stars fade out thats still less than 0.0001% of the universe's life span, umaru is a NOBODY

UMARU IS GOD YOU FUCKBOY

CHEESE DICK PIECE OF SHIT BALL

t. nigg
t. autismo

are there any doujins of Kirie DJing Umaru's clit like a circle pad?

PC MASTER RACE ONIICHANNN

Ah, welcome hero, Link is your name was it?
Sounds familiar to some nigger who lived 100 years ago, go and kill some machines wont you? Oh and take this weapon, it will break after two hits though so you have to find a million more, who also break after two hits, have fun with that!

Well hero, you finally managed to get some weapons and are ready for a fight yeah? Why dont you test your might against the foes over yonder, dont worry about anything, our well optimized console should handle it with ease!
Well, these 10 fps sure are nice arent they?

The Switch was a mistake.

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Reminder that an FPS is not a geimu

Isn't the switch version prettier than the weeyuuu version? Due to stronger hardware.

But Umaru is a PCuck.

>Sup Forums seepage

no fucking thanks

Truth

PCuck perhaps but also an Umarubro

>buying an overpriced meme console to play censored games that don't even let you pat your waifu's head

It actually runs worse

bump

It is for handheld mode, I am honestly not sure whether TV mode or the Wii U version has a more stable fps.

Like I said you can wait till more releases come and decide for yourself

>INB4 being called a shill for nintendo

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What? No.
Tell me this isn't true, Fire Emblem works just fine as a handheld game. What could they possibly need console hardware for in Fire Emblem?
They'll lose half their sales of the game if they make a switch exclusive FE.

>tfw you promise to get serious if onii-chan buys you a Switch

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The Switch is their new handheld.

umaru doma is a harmonious synthesis of the letzte mensch and the übermensch.

>implying Umaru wouldn't spend all night shitposting on various image boards how the Switch is DOA

>wanting shit console
youtube.com/watch?v=madYU5fZTpI&t=8s

Ok people in this thread need to decide

are we shitposting with the Nug or with the Switch now?

If it doesn't involve Umaru, mods are gonna delete the thread.

fpbp

reddit /r/ iamverysmart

What sort of degenerates watch this piece of filth?

me

me too

me three

umaru can't have this shit taste

New Fire Emblem game coming in 2018 is Switch exclusive.

I want to fuck this hamster onahole.

DELETE THIS

Stop making these threads or I will dump the doujin!!

You wouldn't dare faggot

I will dare if you post the same thread tomorrow. STOP POSTING THIS HAMSTER OR ELSE!!!!!

>switch
What has happened to nintendo wii? I still have my ten years old PS3 and I'm happy. Why do Sup Forumsirgins have to be such materialistic consumerists?

Why do you care?

>best girl

The question is not whether we post more Hamster tomorrow, the question is how are you going to stop us

I will sexualize the hasmter

It makes me sad that I might not be able to play new games. If Nintendo makes new console then other companies will soon follow and nobody will make new titles for PS3.

>PS3
>2017

Nigga you might wanna invest in getting a new console or some kinda PC capable of gaming soon, because I'll be honest other than a select few Jap titles, not much is coming out on PS3 any time soon.
Consoles don't stay ahead forever.
Eventually you need to upgrade.

it's switcchi
get it right gaijin-kun.

he see them daily, but he doesn't care, he isn't an incest fag

What if he doesn't make a new thread, but the same thread is still up tomorrow?

Not now, only Zelda and a few others are out at the moment.

How is it?

Don't reply to tripfags.

don't worry, you still have Persona 5 and Guilty Gear Relevator 2

Is she coming out of a big green butt?

This game when?

>even after my joke I will continue the joke to an uncomfortable place
Hello autism!

HOLY SHIT I would waste all my money on this game

Always post The Hamster of Tomorrow

bump

You goddamn adorable potato.

SHUT UP

No, buy me switchu

many of us don't have sisters iRL and therefore don't know how annoying she would be iRL.

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