Why are lolis so dangerous?

Why are lolis so dangerous?

They know what boys like, they know what guys want.

why are his lolis so smug? Even a mom just birthing a baby looks smug

They can't pick the albums that I love, but I still fall for them because of their (perceived) innocence.

They steal your heart! You better stay away if you know whats good for you.

How low can you go, Sup Forums?

JD - Joshi daigakusei - College girl
JK - Joshi kousei - High school girl
JC - Joshi chuugakusei - Middle school girl
JS - Joshi shougakusei - Elementary school girl
JY - Joshi youchienji - Kindergarten girl
JH - Joshi hoikuenji - Nursery school girl
JN - Joshi nyuuji - Infant girl
JT - Joshi taiji - Fetus girl
JJ - Joshi juseiran - Fertilized egg girl

I can masturbate to anything if it is drawn sexy enough.

>grill inside a van

thats dangerous

Upper JS, even in 2D I can't go full pedo.

I always come in these hoping for quality discussion. Yet, it always ends up as a bunch of disconnected, slow one-liners.

touch shota butt

Loli threads or loli kidnapper threads?

YAMERO
THIS IS A PLACE FOR QUALITY DISCUSSION

Both. Neither seems to produce clever greentexts or conversation lately
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I'm inclined to agree, they seem to have become rather slow and disconnected recently. I'm wondering if it's because people have left or if Mods have been banning lots of people.

It's not them so much as the laws regarding them.

My theory is that it's frequently a place to test out bots, because of the inhumanly useless posts.

We must do something with these dangerous nipponesse predators

Are you even human? Do you even have a mind to fill with racing thoughts of terror that keeps you on the edge, lying awake at night, fearing that the clanging and shifting sounds of metal you hear under aren't just the sounds of a cat stuck in the pipes? That they're actually the sounds of a loli, searching for a weak spot in the floorboards to break into your house? To fear without reason is human. You show none of that.

Gas based extermination techniques have proven ineffective.

how do you get past the security buzzer

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Why does she wear the mask?

You earn their trust. Lolis only show their buzzer when they feel scared or threatened.

How does one earn a loli's trust?

It depends on the loli. However, lolis are generally cautious around adults trying to get close to them, so you would need some reason to be interacting with the loli so you can spend time with them and earn their trust.

They wield powerful weaponry

what's a good way to approach a loli

In general, you shouldn't. It's much better to get the lolis to come to you.

I don't know if you guys care or not, but Haga Yui has an illustration book out now.

>Ketchup with that meat instead of A1

You had me, and then you blew it

Do NOT approach the lolis

Cause they can use their cuteness to shackle every man which can lead to global domination.
Men will be too busy with headpats and caring for their imoutos and daughterus.
Lolis will bring world peace but through manipulation.

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Where? I need this in my life.

You can order off cdjapan probably. I'll be getting mine when I'm in Japan in a week. I've waited years for Haga Yui to release an illustration book.

There is nothing more dangerous than a loli who knows she's a loli.

It's all futile, they're like the unstoppable cosmic horror that will prey on you no matter how you resist it.

>symbols have been compromised
That's some creepy-ass fridge horror shit right there.

They evoke deviance.

For the love of all that is holy, are you scanning it? I don't want it ending up like Shijimi-jiru 3, out for a fucking year with no online presence.

JN is just fine for me.

Give this man a god damn medal.

Someone with your mindset will get far in life

I don't know, user. Masturbating to literally everything seems like a good way to waste time and not get anything productive done.

Yep, pretty much. If you're like me, you'd end up with more nukige than you'd ever need in a lifetime.

JY is literally perfect.

Implying an elementary school girl isn't pedo level

Girls start puberty around 10, user.

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JD/JK

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>tfw you can't mating press after you wreck her in the pogeymans.

Who the fuck gives a shit about money in that world?

At least someone's thinking.

artist?

Higenamuchi

Even though most of SCP is fanfiction-tier, sometimes you find good stuff.

Tell me about the loli, why does she wear the hardhat?

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REEEEEE FUCK OFF GAIJIN

Fuck off, retard.

Lolis don't wear hardhats.

>stopping at the fertalized egg
True patricians prefer the androgynous sperm cells. They are basically the ultimate tomboy.

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What an unbiased and representative sample you have there.

truly patrician taste right here

I know you're just baiting me into posting sexy preschoolers but I'm not going to bite.

What was that originally?

No, I'm saying that pre-schoolers aren't representative of all lolis, with the point being that 's statement is still wrong. The coddect post would have been "Tell me about the pre-schooler, why does she wear the hardhat?" or to post a pre-schooler in his original post, thus making his statment about that loli rather than lolis in general.

I always fuck everything up

A kind of ARG/fanfiction called SCP.

Jesus fucking christ, just kill yourself dude.

The classic rock bait isn't going to work on me, but damn I could go for watching some karate kid especially with a cute girl

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Then why are you posting that sadistic alcoholic?

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I'm sorry user, i just love pedantry. I guess you could say I'm a real Pedaphile

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>spot lonely loli at local park I frequent
>hey, haven't seen you around before
>just moved here a week ago
>would you like to be friends?
>sure,
>thankgodimalolicon.jpg
>week goes by after becoming friends
>think we're not total strangers anymore
>headpat her
>disgust.jpg
>blink
>laying flat on playground
>realize I just got my ass kicked by her
>never see her again
Beware of lolis with black belts.

Disgusting. Go to the gym you fat bastard

Why are lolis allowed to wear clothes?

Same here. And still it's not enough

JT is awwwright

JS.

so they don't have as much control over onii-chans

Never trust small things. A small spider is scarier than a big one.

That and the law is always on their side.

>There really was no rock
10/10

Sometimes I remember that half of the sperms in my testicles have X chromosomes and I get horny

So I decided to check out reddit, and this is what happened. I'm not sure what to think of the results.

Does straight loli exist? Not just porn about lolis, but basically Straight Shota for girls.
So what I mean is, loli fucks attractive older guy, point of the doujin/porn is to find the older man attractive, the loli is there for self-insert or to make it more enjoyable.
/ss/ is huge but I've never once seen /sl/

>find a dog thing in the bushes
>it starts complaining about how i don't come with clever one liners
>i bap it
>it runs away

there happy?

There are a couple loli artists who draw attractive guys, but I have no idea how old hags feel about them.

I'm not talking attractive guys, I'm talking the doujin is solely focused on the guy sexually. The loli has sexy panels just because she's there.

theres actually 2 grills

>Lolicon
>Franziska is my waifu
>This happens
Fuck the anime is so bad but muh dick

Then I have no idea. I think old hags are, on the whole, too vain for that to have any kind of considerable appeal.

Women don't have as much fetishes as men do

I think the real question is why does she sit like that?

Maybe her butt hurts.

So she's comparatively taller, making it easier to do her homework.