Who else here is jerking off? 4th straight hour of edging, its going to be an absolute showstopper
Elijah Moore
probably a meat pie maybe two
Gavin Reyes
i just bought a six of Asahi. two down and homemade burritos on the way. thug life cunt.
Jose Kelly
Spagbol
Elijah Wilson
oi same here
Grayson Ramirez
>eating meat go back to china
Hudson Smith
homemade burritos! the secret is cooking the white rice and then frying it up with butter mixed with coriander. i know how to live.
Eli Phillips
are you a fucken poof mate?
James Wilson
>go back to china I might as well stay home.
Grayson Wright
meat eaters will hang
Wyatt Miller
>Muslim man punched in face hey Mohammad, watcha doing?
Elijah Rodriguez
I hope the China men eat you
Isaiah Lopez
Seeing as we'll never get any political power, we got nigs in Melbourne and Adelaide, even though we've had a 'conservative' government for 4-5 years, should we vote Green?
Camden Hernandez
G'day /Auspol/ you hard cunts.
Robert Miller
Softcocks get the rope first faggot. There's actual cctv footage of it. But they do say "we've been targeted throughout the year many times blah blah" which sounds like bullshit.
Christopher Moore
So was he isis inspired or what?
Give, but differentiate between, proofs and thoughts.
Aaron Garcia
That mosque is not attacked or abused. I drive past it almost daily and would notice if they had trash flung at their terrorist training facility.
Nolan Ramirez
yeah watch the footage, they are aware the whole time where the camera is located, it reeks of a false flag
archive.fo/0kWnv the article then goes on to imply it's a hate crime by showing pigs heads etc when the perp is clearly another muslim
screencap this, they'll arrest another muslim if they do anything, ABC is a race baiting piece of shit outfit
Gabriel Fisher
Auspol: life without meth. Tweaking fuckin balls edition. Are Abbos jumping off buildings yet?
Camden Cooper
nah they don't know how to climb steps or use elevators
Gavin Morris
CHECK NINE NEWS SYDNEY TWITTER APPROX 40 MINUTES AGO, SUV OF PEACE ATTACK ITS HAPPENING
i used to take ritalin. a LOT of ritalin. dunno if i had adhd but i was precribed it so i took a lot every 4th day or so instead of like 5 a day the psych told me too. the best part about ritalin are the orgasms; amazing. worst part about about ritalin is only having a semi that is begging to unload. so i'd watch porn, hours and hours of it. heartrate so jacked up and increasing with every stroke, porn tabs opening and closing and a thin film of sweat allover my lean body leg twitching stomach and arm muscles bulging can't hit that peak but i keep it going and hours pass. heart rate affects your eyes and vision and stuff, run on the spot till you feel your gonna pass out and then look at a pic of a woman and your eyes are still jumping with your heartrate and cheekbones on that womans pic flicker up and down and her chin widens and contracts but it all gives the illusion of the pic not being of a woman at all. get the heart pumping hard enough and she don't don't look like a woman at all. now times all that by a million with a tummy full of chemist speed and balls that are raedy to explode and the pornhub suggestions increasing look gender dubious but you need this and cant stop. and then it happens not from the right clip or rhythm but a single isolated memory because you know for a fact it was a chick and you fucking explode so hard your legs cramp and you think youre gonna have a heart attack but it doesn't matter anymore and the one thing that greets you on the other side of this milky paradise is thought that pornhub has been giving me suggestions of traps all along becasue i may have clicked one by accident and now they think im totally into that and then you have to clean yourself up and ask your flatmate to look at the screen and ask him tembling and twitching and covered in sweat pointing to the pornhub suggestions "is that man is it??
No, they would bring more. They are here from the Gillard era imports.
Isaiah James
Sounds like ritalin fried your brain m89.
Brayden Jackson
i think thats his joke mate
Kayden Bailey
yeah it looks staged, the guy who got hit braces for impact
Carson Sanchez
What an inferior cunt! Can't you see Melbourne drives the nation? Anything Melbourne wants, the nation gets. Fags marriage, gender spectrum, nigger rights, femiboxers, (((safe))) schools, Chinks, poos, and of course, the Islamic master race enrichment (((siege))), (((incident))), (((accident))), (((mental health issues))), (((drug addiction))).
Andrew Young
Fuck off cunt.
Asher Martin
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Austin Flores
I saw that on the news. Late 50s guy with chink wife got nailed by a 78 year old guy having a spaz in the car park.
I'd probably rather die by terrorists than by some stupid old fart.
I've seen them make a complete mess of islands of concrete after they slam on the accelerator when they spaz out in an attempt to stop.
Robert Wilson
Nah just lay down in the road mate
Grayson Turner
Half joking. The idea is Greens get in, fuck the economy, can't afford to bring in all these shitskins anymore.
Nathaniel Stewart
xD got us good there leaf xD hahahah have an upboat
Jeremiah Foster
anybody spending christmas alone?
Jonathan Hughes
Nope but ive got to spend it with an iranian refugee because my aunty thought it would be a good idea to invite him, what wars are even going on in iran?
Wyatt Adams
Just you.
Ryan Sullivan
Daily reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia
Carson Stewart
apparently theres gonna be a fight between aussies and africans down at the st kilda beach on boxing day, some black kid i went to school with put it on his snapchat (im from bris) so it must have gone viral.
Asher Thomas
Fuck you no idea, the iranian i know is rich af and said that they're run by a dictatorship or something
Jayden Parker
No it's not it's gen x and y refusing to counter the boomers and being useful idiots for them.
Boomers are poorly educated and are as ignorant as fuck. They've got a reasonable excuse. They still haven't really had to live outside of 1990 Australia. Not properly.
Nolan Ramirez
i will get some calls, but probably. It's kind of nice n peaceful.
Ryder Sanchez
Well that won't happen. Especially now that you put it on auspol. These threads are monitored
John Ross
monitored by who?
Wyatt Robinson
ASIO
Cooper Gonzalez
yeah alright mate i think asio has better things to do.
Levi Brown
remember the thread with the retired cop talking about politicians and missing kids and people getting offed for looking into it ? then they are asking in here for him........ and info
Aaron Harris
ASIO literally visited one of the auspol discords if I remember correctly. Someone has some screenshot or someshit.
Regardless, FBI monitors Sup Forums so it's not a stretch at all to think asio does too
Caleb Adams
how did you know it was asio or the fbi doing it though?
Justin Allen
thats what i was talking about, they were onto that in a heartbeat
Ian Brown
OY VEYYYYYY
>Worshipper punched at Marion Mosque
>“He then turned the conversation to politics, talking about Jerusalem and the United States.
And as for the asio thing there was screenshots and shit. Infinity chan know about it more than me
Michael Ward
Hmm ok, what were they saying on the discord?
Nicholas Carter
I am.
William Wilson
No idea. I don't wanna be part of that shit. If they managed to get a visit from asio it can't have been good.
Tyler Roberts
I feel so fucking depressed, i was on a road trip going down to Victoria to see ny family and on the way i drove past what i thought was a car accident but it was a dead family pet dog lying dead on the road with the family really upset
Feels bad
Jeremiah Baker
yeah that sucks
once I was driving with my girlfriend and a mother duck with a trail of ducklings following behind was crossing the road
time seemed to slow down as the car in front mowed straight through them
we drove though a cloud of feathers, some got stuck on our winfshield
girlfriend was screaming hysterically for what seemed like ages in that slow motion span of time
but she swallowed my load later that evening so it kind of worked out ok
Charles Peterson
Canberra user here. You are kidding yourself if you don't think ASIO is monitoring Sup Forums.
Which caught our defense agencies with their pants down.
Cooper James
im not doubting him but i just find it hard to believe, Australias intelligence agencys dont have the time or recources to be monitoring stupid boards like this which is basically all but shitposting.
Kayden Watson
>Daily reminder to make triple gay look what they made you do Quick rundown on the situation. >Australia's state owned far-left radio station does a yearly poll of "best songs" of last year. >Is the largest music poll in the world. >Always ends up getting some left-wing piece of shit to #1. >This year they moved the date from Australia day because they hate White Australians. >In 2015 the station banned /our/girl TayTay from being voted into the list. >This year it is our intention to get Look What You Made Me Do to #1.
So how can you help? >Voting is open to anyone in the world. Step 1. Go here: >abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/17/how-to-vote/ Step 2. Make a bunch of burner email accounts, to find out how to do that go here. >digitaltrends.com/computing/best-sites-for-creating-a-disposable-email-address/ Step 3. Sign them all up to the ABC website to make an account which will let you vote. Step 4. Once you're singed in you have to write in the track by clicking on the "plus" sign to "add track". >Look What You Made Me Do >Taylor Swift Step 5. Submit vote. >DO NOT vote for anyone else. >DO vote as many times as possible with as many accounts as possible. Step 5. You will need a fake mobile phone number, you can generate as many as you need here. >fakenumber.org/australia/
Aiden Martin
You forget user, back in the day there were intelligence leaks on here.
Robert Cooper
I doubt they monitor it actively but passively and anything with flag words is send on to be check by a human or other algorithm
>In an embarrassing security breach, a 21-year-old Department of Defence graduate allegedly managed to download a secret Defence Intelligence Organisation assessment, burn it to a disc, take it home and post it to anonymous image-sharing forum Sup Forums while praising Julian Assange as his hero.
I remember that. I had a hearty kek because someone posted something legit and it got called fake and gay
Ayden Fisher
stealing that shit tonight
Elijah Parker
holy shit how much shekel do you get shilling for a mainstream artist?
Brayden Watson
>>Look What You Made Me Do >>Taylor Swift Holy shit i am on board with this
Alexander Robinson
If it was some mainstream countdown I would undoubtedly shill some underground natsoc cunt. But this is ABC. >Banned taylor swift >Cummed themselves over beyonce and kanye They deserve it.
Ryder Davis
Auspol doesn't have anywhere near enough power to push Taylor to the top, I doubt even Sup Forums could do it. It will likely be someone like Kendrick Lamar.
Joseph Evans
Anything that comes out of abc's mouth you can be sure that it reflects the opinions of Australias establishment.
Aaron Morales
Did today already and tried some things that honest to god made my dick bigger and harder than ever before. It's like there was hidden length and girth under there
Jaxon Phillips
I've voted 150 times already. If everyone did the same?
Michael Rodriguez
That poll takes hundreds of thousands of votes.
John Garcia
would you like to know why it's a waste of time doing that?
you have to pay attention to their show, while they shit on aussie tradition
the people posting likely work for JJJ
so they can get fucked, and you can get fucked for having no pride in aussie culture
Jonathan Ross
Do aussies like scots? I was thinking about moving there
Christian Jones
if we post it, and everyone joins in we could sway it, pol is pretty large.
Nathaniel Taylor
So if you read aus/pol/ or post or browse in general, aren't we all fucked then? Especially if we visit other boards such as /gif/? A lot of folks would disqualify for a political placement I would think. I wonder if I was to start an industrial company, if I would get fucked.
Camden Ward
I can't speak for erryone but all whites welcome. It's chinks, poos, muds, and nogs we hate
Ayden Edwards
I post it once a day, and then again in aus/pol/. Don't want to spam up the board like the blacked faggots do. Triple gay is going to play nothing but abbo shit. Make them have to announce someone they absolutely hate as best song.
Joshua Wood
I'll marry you if you pay me $50,000
Sebastian Powell
I'm on board for it so start a new thread. Just be warned that the Sydney Morning Herald is also trying to influence the Ozzest 100 on MMM. >Award-winning rapper Briggs has called Triple M "redneck scum" and accused the station of pandering to "white nationalists and racists". >The rapper has encouraged people to vote for his hit single January 26 in a bid to have it aired during the Ozzest 100 and educate Australians about why the date is hurtful to the nation's first peoples.
