Why is short hair so superior?

Why is short hair so superior?

It isn't.

It just is

It' not

Don't know, it just is

It's not, though.

It actually is.

It really, really isn't.

It totally is, though.

It isn't. Medium like snake's is the shortest I'll tolerate.

I hate this winter look. It's from netorare arc.

It really is

this I can agree on. you have good taste.

Who's this cute boy?

Short hair is for the truly enlightened

Long hair is the most feminine. Short hair fags are closet homosexuals.

Short > Long > Medium

>There's people that like short hair, flat chest and the girl being a futa/having "a feminine penis"
>but they aren't gay
Yeah sure, whatever

Because you're a closet homosexual

Depends on the girl, I thought short hair wasn't anything special on Crab, but it looked nice on Monkey and Cat
Shinobu/Kissshot could do both becasue she is the best girl

People like short haired, flat futas? That is just a trap at that point

That was the point of the post, they're gay

Because character development

Short hair promotes facial features better.

Since its so common for anime characters to have comical hairstyles that defy gravity the more realistic short hairstyles make the character seem more believable.

That's a ponytail, are you stupid?

It's not a very long ponytail.

for you

It's not short hair, clearly you have never seen short hair.

It's clearly the best

Better with short hair: Cat, Araragi

Better with long hair: Crab, Bee, Snake

Perfect either way: Monkey, Bat, Bird, Math

Still needs a haircut to judge: Snail, Doll

You forgot one

ok,
cute girl haircut > normal boy haircut

good list
all monkey is best monkey

You forgot short haired nadeko from nademonogatari

Short hair is patrician.

Why do short haired girls crave the Fish D?

Short hair just gets in the way less during sex.
I mean, even if you tie it back, a vigorous fucking will knock it lose and then its just getting in your mouth, and your partner's mouth, and all sweaty and sticky.
Gross.

Looks like she want's to hold fish benis

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I didn't make that image, and someone might have updated with koyomi design as well.

And I also didn't forget, it's why her long hair is so undoubtedly better.

pic related is the only girl who looked better with short hair than with long hair

Cat went from great, to pretty good, to absolutely awful.

Crab went from perfect to more perfect.

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Only girl who benefited from short hair was Hanekawa.

This.

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