"So THIS is the great Kazuma? I was honestly hoping for a lot more from somebody with so much bluster in their words, but all we have here is some elementary schooler's dick! Would a girl even notice if you put something like that in her? And it's phimotic too? You really are a child aren't you, Kazuma?"
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Hunter Perry
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Jaxon Hall
dick humiliation is a top-tier sub-fetish
Henry Miller
/r9k/ general?
Christopher Hernandez
>Aqua slapping your flaccid dick around
Isaiah Hernandez
Implying someone as retarded as her can tell difference in size.
Xavier Ortiz
Some people prefer their self-insert idealized, some prefer it closer to reality.
And let's be honest, dick size and number of harem anime watched are inversely proportional.
Gavin Reyes
>a hearty kusususususu rings out into the night followed by angry footsteps and a door slam
Leo Price
>implying I'd ever be flaccid around Aqua
Josiah Sullivan
>tfw 16 cm
>too small to amaze her
>too big to be humiliated by her
Why live?
Jaxon Hall
She has scary eyes