Konosuba

"So THIS is the great Kazuma? I was honestly hoping for a lot more from somebody with so much bluster in their words, but all we have here is some elementary schooler's dick! Would a girl even notice if you put something like that in her? And it's phimotic too? You really are a child aren't you, Kazuma?"

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dick humiliation is a top-tier sub-fetish

/r9k/ general?

>Aqua slapping your flaccid dick around

Implying someone as retarded as her can tell difference in size.

Some people prefer their self-insert idealized, some prefer it closer to reality.
And let's be honest, dick size and number of harem anime watched are inversely proportional.

>a hearty kusususususu rings out into the night followed by angry footsteps and a door slam

>implying I'd ever be flaccid around Aqua

>tfw 16 cm
>too small to amaze her
>too big to be humiliated by her

Why live?

She has scary eyes

>that "heh"
Was she impressed or ridiculing him?

>chris and eris have the same VA

Why is Deen so lazy? Did they throw all their budget on animation or what

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user...

They even have the same hair ffs.

>See this on your bed.

What do you do?

Ask her if she wants to join the Axis cult.

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Genuflect

Turn 360° and walk away.

pure unfiltered autism

Pic related

Check if she's wearing panties.

Yea seriously, using a female VA for a cross-dressing boy is pretty degenerate too.

What were the responses to that post like?

but then you'd be facing the same direction retard

I sleep on the floor though. Does that mean she's just laying on the floor?

Seriously, how are they gonna make a figure of Aqua if she's haitenai?

dicklet spotted and stuff like that

Create Hercules

How is that autism?
Penis insecurity is a plague that affects almost all men.

more like aquaman

>he's being serious

Ask my wife what she's doing in bed this early.

:^)

Casually slip my dick in her anus

What this scene even in the original source material, because he is blaming the author here. Yes I'm a filthy secondary.

don't post emoticons on Sup Forums.

Dry out the sheets

I think the towel stays on in LN.

Ask her where best girl is

Nice one user

Same

isnt that just a normal reaction of girl accidentally seeing your dick?

>And it's phimotic too?
Is that a problem?

dunno, no girl has seen my dick before

Of a slut

Forgetting something?

>accidentally

>when you're breaking her holy hymen

>tfw no real name for the fetish and you meekly search up various tags like "bullying," "flaccid," "shotacon" etc

Gross

I think you're supposed to pleasure a girl not put them in pain like that

No he just runs out completely naked.

Physical pain while a girl is losing her viriginity is normal user.

Though I guess you wouldn't know.

Please tell more sensei

And instead of smirking she says
>“………… Hey Kazuma, having confidence is a good thing, but I think being too cocky is not good.”

I'm not a search engine you faggot.

It's rather arousing.

This scene was the first time I thought Aqua was cute.

Not with that attitude

t. virgin
Hymen is a meme.

Why do people keep calling Vanir an asshole? he seems like a nice guy all around.

>Doesnt dwelve into scummy business practices while it would be pragmatic
>Helps his friends out
>Witty, but not emotionally abusive
>Doesnt do evil even if hes a demon

Sure he has some flaws about he doesnt seem that bad

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Its never too late to make the right choices in life.

People who have read the source material, do Kazuma and the gang get the 300 million eris?

If you manage to lose 300 million Eris then its your problem, not the other partys

What?

I mean in the last few episodes, Vanir, offered Kazuma 300 million eris or 1 million eris a month for the IP to the Kotatsu but Kazuma hasn't made a decision yet.

I thought you implied Vanir cheats them out of it user

I have no idea is what I'm asking and whether the LN readers know.

He gets it offscreen in the preview for vol 6. Vanir doesn't tell direct lies, what kind of devil do you think he is?

"Will this really fit inside" looks more like the reaction

>direct lies
user.

What? He witholds information and words things in ways likely to be misunderstood all the time.

I thought you implied he used indirect lies.

What else would you call spending 5 chapters or whatever building up poor Luna while using all those romantic words and stuff other than that?

small_dick_humiliation is what I see on gelbooru

So did he get hard or not?

maybe he already was hard?

Can I crossboard too oniichan?

Whats your mmr?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'm just 11,5
DAMN IT ALLLLLLL

You get a special treat.

>1916x1080
>1916
Such odd dimensions.

I warned it was special.

Don't worry I'm 11 inches too

Maybe megumin will be more up your alley

I wish I had a gf.

5184 but I haven't queued for ranked in two years.
Comeback mechanics are cancer.

>40 minute games should be decided in the first 8

MOBA fags fit right into axis

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>trying to remake a video game into a spectator sport
No anonymous, you are the cancer.
I just want to play.

Sorry to spoil all the fun for you but you cannot judge the size of a penis in it's flaccid state.

t. gay

>i play mobas, i'm not the cancer of modern videogames

axis int penalty is real

To be fair though he isn't wrong
esports is fucking cancer

I don't really see why it would besides them looking less appealing maybe (which doesn't really matter much).

In games like Age of Empires, 6 hour games can be decided in the first minute if your boar spawns in the trees or in the first 20 if you get tower rushed but manage to beat them off. This is why knowing when to resign is basic manners in strategy games, so when the game has been decided you don't try to drag it out.

Except in mobas you get penalized for leaving so instead you get to suffer.

Why aren't Megumin and Kazuma a couple even if they've confessed to each other ? They were many moments in vol 10 and spin-off when they were alone without Kazuma spilling spaghetti. Why are Japanese authors so shit at romance ?

Because they're Japanese.

romance sells less than the build up to it

see: Tomo-chan

evil is a relative term, dude eat from the trolling, if it was from murderape he would do it big big big time no problem or esitation at all

vanir also only help if he get something of better value in return, so is not really true helping
the only reason for not scummy business(he can almost see the future) is that he already tried and failed by divine providence or something, so he need to "work for real"