Why does Canada still have an army?

>Has done nothing of note in over 70 years
>Can't even handle peace keeping or counter insurgency operations
>BTFO in Kandahar; low key the reason southern Afghanistan turned into the violent shithole it did
>Only troops worse in NATO maybe Germans
>3rd world tier navy unable to operate outside of Canadian waters (or even cover entirety of Canadian waters) without US logistical support
>Less AA capability than ISIS
>Meme tier air force, zero attack helicopters
>49,500 (23,000 regular force, 17, 000 reserve forces, 5000 rangers, 4,500 civilians)
>Best a Canadian soldier can hope for is to LARP as an American, hense why CANSOF wears US multicam instead of faggot leaf Cuckpat
Snow Mexicans, explain yourselves

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Not sure why we should spend anything on defense when you goys pay for everything anyway. If we get attacked you'll be right there otherwise you'll have China or Russia at your doorstep. US soldiers would die for Canada kek.

Inb4 snipers

So you admit you're a bunch of worthless syrup niggers

We're worth something to you unlike your expendable soldiers lol

IF YOU KILL

WTF IS THAT

IT"S BEAUTIFUL YOU BIGOT, DON"T YOU KNOW DIVERSITY IS THEIR STRENGTH?!?

le Leaf Military

Inb4 "Our army is white"

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Friend of mine joined up and went to Afghanistan for a few weeks. Never saw action or fired a shot, worked on the base making/serving coffee.

Came home and killed himself. PTSD, they said.

YOUR ENEMIES

"If you kill yourself, you win"-Justin Castro

YOUR ENEMIES

Same reason why we have one i guess?
A just in case army.

>Has done nothing of note in over 70 years
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_Affair

Your equivalent of the National Guard could literally annex them, probably without firing a single taco

Lol oh yeah, remember that time they got an entire unit disbanded because they sodomized a Somali teenager with a broom? Pepperage Farms remembers

also, on a serious note OP, you're asking why a country with less then 1/10th of American wealth has a shittier military? You're asking why a country with the world's longest coastline has trouble patrolling it's entirety? I mean don't be ridiculous m8
>less AA capability than ISIS
I wonder if there's actually any truth to this but that's probably because Canada weren't the ones who let ISIS seize thousands upon thousands of American weapons and vehicles. Wasn't it something like 1400 humvees in the end?? I mean really m8 if you're going to start a D&C shill slide thread try a little bit harder.

THEY WIN

Americans have done nothing of note and haven't won a war EVER. HAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY WIN

Try it, fucker. We'll beat you back with hockey sticks and shut off the flow of maple syrup.

Syrup War Machine when?

Maybe if we had retarded jihadists running around the burgers would give us free shit.

>What is hanging Sadam on national television after turning his sons into swiss cheese and barring anybody who ever even worked as a lowly private from ever serving in the new Iraqi army
>What is drawing a dick on Bin Ladens dead body before chucking him into the Indian ocean and colonizing Afghanistan for rayre earth minerals and heroin for 15 years
You easily subverted faggot with a cancer flag

It's not. They are literally a humanitarian service. Their last real OP was in Afghanistan.

They haven't even been peace keepers since 2004 and they got destroyed in Afghanistan, why not just disband them or fully integrate into US forces (as they are too small and underfunded to ever operate independently) like they literally do nothing at this point

correction, if you were the retarded jihadists running around, we'd give you money.

>colonializing afganistan for rayre earth minerals and heroin
You know it costed way more to invade Afghanistan than you'll ever get out of it right?

We are going to Anchluss the fuck out of Canada some day. I am not even kidding.

Might happen, we should annex Canada at this point, they're a meme country now. Canada used to be a military powerhouse and is now a cucked country.

>What is 90% of the worlds Heroin supply
>What is one of the last areas on the planet with rayre earth elements (specifically Khan Neshin carbonite) not owned by China
You're literally retarded if you don't think the pay off massively eclipsed the money spent, please kys and ruin your familys christmas

Why do you keep making this thread every single day? Are you trying to get a rise out of us? Because it's basically the U.S taxpayers that are footing the bill for our national defense and American soldiers getting blown up in the ME for our freedoms so we're not exactly complaining.

We also fuck your wives in Kingston too-t 10th Mountain

Kek, this

Look at the Federal Budget RETARD. The debt went up during that war. If it payed off that debt would have been paid off but it hasn't. I guess you think the 6 trillion on the Iraq war also paid off.

Show your leaf you massive faggot

They haven't done anything in WW2 as well. Neither have amerimutts. WW2 was all Soviet Union.

Soviet Union couldn't control Afghanistan, USA couldn't control Afghanistan, but somehow Canada is supposed to?

ok

Why you didn't annex us already then?
You know you're weak shit and we're better

Canada is too broad -- military bases, particularly airbases, are widely distributed across the country. Difficult to invade and sustain occupation, especially with foreign aid.

>Implying we don't already get everything we need from you without firing a shot
>Not knowing that when your FLQ were acting up in Quebec, 10th Mountain from Ft Drum in New York were prepping to blitz Ottawa because your military was projected as too incompetent to handle a civil war and protect your government
>Inb4 autistic 1812 reee
The Idaho National Guard could split your country in two without deploying all available units

Soviet Union was far from it's heydays when it intervened in Afghanistan. I'm sure the Great Patriotic War Soviet armies would have no problem raping their way to controlling mudslimes.

>>Not knowing that when your FLQ were acting up in Quebec, 10th Mountain from Ft Drum in New York were prepping to blitz Ottawa because your military was projected as too incompetent to handle a civil war and protect your government
USA wouldn't have done shit, they would get shot as soon they enter, more Canadians are armed than you can think and yes, you lst 1812, suck it

To add, the Trans-Canada highway allows for rapid troop movements and makeshift airstrips making isolation of particular regions and occupation even more difficult -- it serves the same purpose as the American interstate highway system.

I am sorry for the incompetence of my country.

Looks like you'll just have to annex us and destroy our government officials like Justin Trudeau. It's so sad, Canada will miss him and his hair

You silly burgers aren't annexing anything considering most of this land belongs to this baby eater.

>1812 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR SYRUP

All these amerifats angry that our military has way better training lolxd

while your wives are getting railed by Tyrone back home, what a deal.... If you fuck your enemy's wife, he wins.

Also these bases tend to be extremely isolated making any sustained siege (and capture) very difficult.

What the fuck?

Gorilla Expressions Could Point to the Origins of Human Laughter. ... Gorillas use the open mouth, no teeth smile during playtime to show that they have no intention of biting. (Scientists call this the "play face.")

>Implying any Canadians in large numbers in ONTARIO and QUEBEC have guns (Not Alberta
Nice try cuck
>That was England and we had like a 10th of the population you autistic faggot

cause they piggyback on urs for free, dimwit.
and they can have free healthcare, low cost quality education instead
you're sucking canada's frosty balls and you don't even know it, sweetie.

You still lost moron

except both castro and trudeau showed teeth.

>Better training
According to who? I have literally never heard anybody but a Canadian say that
>14 Billion dollar budget
Yes, if by "better trained" you mean less combat experience, worse gear, less schools, and significantly more POGS (WOGS for beaver kikes)

Saying you won the war of 1812 is like saying Belgium won WWII

And yet you couldn't invade if you tried. Your weakened burger genetics allow you to not even squash your own niggers rioting. You haven't fought anyone of any actual consequence besides YOUR OWN PEOPLE.
Your military is bloated and weighed down by expensive tech that bankrupts your country. The last and final nail in your coffin is that you fight for the jews. Too weak mentally to even understand, you throw yourselves into gunfire not for your own but for the Israelis that sit and sneer in your House.
Keep fighting for your kike masters but take your vitriol elsewhere and realize you can't even take down 3rd world countries let alone Canada.
That's just how big a faggot you are. The biggest faggot.

Because they intend to pull their weight if push comes to shove. Unlike all those fags over in europastan who are happy to let big daddy USA do the job for them.

They also probably don't want to be annexed.

>Her durr jooooos
Implying your country is any less kiked than ours
>Implying that you don't fund every war we enter
Leafs literally have no self awareness

>lives in ontario
>all my neighbors own guns

Yeah you fucked up.

Please tell me why Canadian troops were even in Afghanistan. Nothing to do with the U.S. right?

>the shitskin thinks how much he helps israel is a point of pride

Jeez, even your Sup Forums users are fucking retarded.

Because your faggot PM Steven Harper literally begged for Kandahar in 2005, wanted to use it to show off how modern and capable the Canadian army was...by 2008 you were for the most part pushed back onto large bases and LARPing while holding zero ground outside of your fobs...to put into perspective, the much more experienced and better equipped British army went into Helmand with 9,000 and gladly handed off responsiblity. Canada went into significantly more populated and strategic Kandahar with less than 3,000 and thumbed their noses at 2nd MEB in 2009 yet held onto AO till 2011

He thinks Toronto is Ontario but it's not even Canadian it's like 60% immigrants. It's pretty much like saying NYC is the same as NY State.

Because it protects israeli geopolitical interests.

>less AA capacity than ISIS
Now hold on there bud, we still have the ADATS sitting in the CFB Suffield barns alongside our mothballed M109 artillery.
That and ISIS has not jet fighters, we do (yes they're old as fuck) and we will be getting new ones someday.. probably after Little Potato is done being PM.

Lol, you can't even legally defend your homes from your own more or less an army
dailycaller.com/2017/08/01/canadian-home-invasion-victim-punished-for-self-defense/

ZOMGS U HAD SECKS WITH SOME RETARDED JEW GRUNT's HIDEOUS WIFE YOURE TEH FUCKIN MAN

Anyone who willingly joins the military in this day and age, no matter the country, to serve the interests of fucking kikes children deserve the bullets the shitskins send at them. Lol

That would be true if burgers were even white to begin with.

Dude just buy some cobras, how the fuck are you going to support your 3 regiments if all you have are aging jets...it literally baffles me that a modern day NATO member would slash its military so far as to get rid of every armed rotatory craft, thats beyond libtarded

>Herrr durrr dying for da jewz
What a convenient excuse for you to not join the miliary and remain a fat neckbeard
Fuck off Kyle Chang, at least our niggers segregate themselves and aren't buying our country like your slant eyed over loards

Maybe because not everyone's life revolves around being Israels go to fuckpuppet. Try thinking like a white man for 30 seconds.

Yeah, they've segregated themselves to your entire country. Enjoy hell Booker T Heinowitz.

>Herr durr jews
>Herr durr not white
What is 170 million white Americans
What is 34 million le 62% face concentrated around 3 areas
>Leafs have zero self awareness

>every single person ever who has ambitions and goals beyond being a foot soldier for ZOG is a neckbeard

>Beliving (((CBC)))
Your white birth rates are Sweden tier, race mixing is not socially looked down upon in Cucknada like it is in the US (litterally only poorfags or ugly fags do it)

>Friend of mine joined up and went to Afghanistan for a few weeks. Never saw action or fired a shot, worked on the base making/serving coffee.
>Came home and killed himself. PTSD, they said.

pic related: the 170 million """white""" americans surrounded by shitskins

>Everybody who did something with their lives and had the balls to fight in the wars is really doing it for jews because im an edgy 22 year old NEET

Please don't defend us. Canadian military is a meme team that exists to enable money laundering and promote bureaucracy. Most men join and discover quickly that they're going to be living on sub-Costco wages in some Godforsaken frozen shithole, but some realise that there's a life beyond in administration. That's literally why every female signs up. Once you get to Ottawa you're going to be comfortably making 6 figures with a government pension for signing paperwork. It's a sham force that can't be expected to fulfil any combat role, but that isn't the point of Canada in the first place.

Have you seen what the "wives" in Kingston look like?

Do you not realize that Toronto Montreal and Vancouver are literally the only areas of significance where your people are, and are just as nigger and chink infested

>he had the balls to fight for israel

So you wear your shitskin badge with pride huh? Even with Trump you faggots still capitulate. Pathetic.

Don't forget this part when you talk about Canadian "peace keeping missions".

They were stationed in a part of Croatia near Zadar during 1992-1993.

What did they do?

As soon as Croats made a counter offensive to the Serb-held territory the moronic Canadians started to pellet our soldiers with their tank.

Serbs raid a Croatian village?

Nothing.

Over 20 years later and Croatia is still formally at war with Canada and our emigrants made a big show to get that turd Tredau elected.

Revenge is best served cold.

Not Canada, fuck off

That's an American lol

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2801146/former-navy-seal-kristin-beck-retired-female-speaks-conference-transgender-soldiers-discuss-u-s-military-s-ban.html

I'm not gonna lie your response actually really pissed me off, the fact that you're likely white and actually think joining your military is doing anything for the world besides overthrowing righteous rulers and getting everything set up for a fiefdom centuries in the making. You goddamn stupid fucking goyim. I'm a Nazi and I'm posting pic related unironicaly because of how fucking retarded you are you goddamn fucking kike tool. Kill yourself then me for my embarrassment.

No kidding, they share a border with your godforsaken third world shithole. Hope you lost some buddies fighting for Satan.

t. Flint water enthusiast

>youtube.com/watch?v=z6PvNuPgF7A

Our CH-146 Griffons can be up-armored and armed.
However I do agree that the Canadian Army would love to see a few RCAF attack helicopter squadrons form.

Also, we keep killing our military projects because your government pressures ours to do so. See:
•Canadian Class SSNs (you don't need those Canada, the USN will do it)
•LAV-MMEV (you don't need that Canada, and we're not buying it)
•AVRO Arrow (jet interceptors are obsolete Canada, here buy our Boeing made BOMARCs.. oops those don't work, better buy our old as fuck F-101 Voodoos Canada that you rejected before starting your Arrow program).

Every time we try to improve, you (as in the US Federal government) dinks keep blocking shit. Your Feds don't want an armed Canada.

ex-Yugoslavs deserved the punishment for being socialist faggots, but dont worry what goes around comes around and Trudope is making sure of it.

cool, a vélotachanka

Dear Canada, Canadian army needs more soldiers for upcoming WW3. We have 10 gorillion mexicans willing to perform mediocre work for your leaf gibs. Please send your canuck buses south. Also, you must take their families. So closer to 60 gorillion.

”At least we know what dog sick tastes like" - Canadian

Every week we have this thread, and every week we get the same answers. Are you a newfag or do you just have a piss poor memory?

>t. anti-mil hippie lefty faggot
Military is a large government organization -- every military in the world has, and needs, an administration -- and the administration does much more than "signing papers". It's lazy to reduce everything down to the LCD. "All CEO's do is sign papers", "all judges do is sign papers".

Furthermore, as I've said above, Canada is a vast nation. The bases are (typically) specifically located in remote regions for a genuinely strategic purpose -- if you can't handle this, or if you though you were going to get rich as a soldier, then you shouldn't be a soldier in the first place.

This entire thread is retarded anyway -- the idea that you need to have the strongest military in the world to justify having a military at all is facile.

Finally, my father is a 28 year veteran of the RCAF, kys.