Please spoil this for me

I only watched episode 1.

I mean, I really want to know how it goes on, but I also feel like I don't watch it, like it's only going to piss me off.

Softcore porn

Sluts slutting in a slutty fucking way and being miserable over being such sluts.
10/10, anime of the year, perfectly captures my self-inflicted, upper middle class misery.

No irony. Everyone (including the "pure girl") is pic related.

Sluts slutting sluts with other sluts while slutting with another slut while that other slut sluts with the first slut.

I just finished EP8 and I can't control my anger.
Why the fuck am I still watching this? my pure mind isn't really for all this realistic slutting, even the fucking boy is being a manwhore with the slut now.

Here's what I can salvage for the plot. Read if you want to be spoiled, I guess. No use combing through this animu shit unless you want to fap.

Playboy and Whore girl use each other sexually to ease the pain of not being with the person they like. Playboy likes slut queen who fucks tons of other dudes to feel wanted, but only does so out of a netorare fetish. She gets a kick out of having another woman lose her crush. Whore girl likes an older dude who treated her like a little sister. He's an english teacher. Slut queen and english teacher eventually get involved.

Playboy fucks around with older slut from when she was still his senpai. I think she was his first time, I don't remember. Whoregirl gets in this weird lesbian subplot where her best friend loves her. Best friend basically convinces her to fuck because she can take the place of whoreboy too. There's also this one loli who we thought was pure but is actually a piece of shit manipulator.

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Loli tries to fuck playboy. Playboy doesn't get to the actual fucking because he doesn't want her to be corrupted, says he cares about her. We don't really hear from her again.

Whoregirl fixes lesbian subplot. Says she cares about best friend but not that way. They fuck again. The end for that plot.

Playboy and whoregirl decide to confess and drop the sex friends thing. Playboy goes first, slut queen manipulates him and they fuck a ton. Whoregirl goes to english teacher, confesses, gets rejected, subplot done. Slut queen actually loves english teacher under the condition she cheats on him a bunch. He says he's fine with that. They're getting married. I dunno if she's actually gonna cheat or not. Playboy is happy she found someone.

At this point, the rest just needs to be tied up. It's a shitty soap opera and if you can't handle this, that's because it's 3D put in 2D form. Anyone who tells you this is realistic is a wanker.

EMINATIHS.
Remember, it's in the cool cartoons' tv slot.

Sex

>onii-san mindbreaks bitch-sensei by his purity

This.

Tantalizing garbage with Akane being best fuck.

>so many akanefags suddenly

>that feel in your pants when she makes Mugi call her 'Sensei' in bed

Honeybee is too cute. I want to protect her virginity

>not claiming it

Don't worry, Hanabi wins the Mugibowl.

...

It's shit.

This is a good anime. I watch it because the retards here are so triggered about it.

Everyone gets cucked

That's what made this show really fun!

I want Hanabi to light up my world.

>3D
>Not realistic

If I was a handsome alpha guy I would go around fucking hoes too. I don't see the reason not to.

It's pretty shit desu. Just go watch hentai.

This shit is x10 better than hentai, the drama is hilarious.

Daily reminder that slut won the manwhorebowl

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>Honeybee has a crush on onii sama
>Fucks with manwhore who wants to sex whore
>Lesbian rapist loves Honeybee and ends having lesbian """""""""sex"""""""" with her
>Manwhore fucks his sexbuddy meanwhile
>Honeybee wants manwhore dick
>Its too big
>Meanwhile whore fucks onii sama to cuck honeybee
>Honeybee tries to become whore and starts going out with Manwhore, breaks with Lesbian and tries to steal one of whore fuckbuddies
>Manwhore tries to fuck a loli friend who wants his dick, but she is too pure and overpowers him, so he cucks her.
>Manwhore confeses to whore, she manipulates him and she goes full "holy shit he is hot" and goes ahegao
>Honeybee confesses to Oniisama and he rejects her because he sees her as a sister
>Manwhore says sry Honeybee and she goes with lesbian rapist to a trip
>Lesbian rapist gets converted by his cousin dick and she finally lets Honeybee go
>Whore intention is to cuck manwhore because she likes cucking
>Whore and Manwhore become the kuzu no honkai and transfer each other aids.
>Whore goes on a date with onii sama, and she gets half purified
>whore befriends manwhore and realizes they are both very similar and changes her mind. They have sex in the bathroom and get dizzy.
>Whore has another date with onii sama and he fully purifies her, he proposes to whore and she accepts but says she is gonna cheat on him like crazy.
>Manwhore dreams with Honeybee and realizes he loves her.
>Whore and Manwhore have a last date and they break up and become tomodachis.
>The kuzu no honkai gets destroyed
>Honeybee is obsesed with Manwhore
>Manwhore dicks Honeybee
>Whore marries Onii sama
>Slut rapist gets dicked into oblivion by cousin
>Loli friend ends up alone.
>Timeskip with Manwhore married to Honeybee and Whore married with Onii sama
>Manwhore and Whore meet.
>Screen fades to black
>Once a kuzu no honkai always a kuzu no honkai, right sensei?
The end

At which line did you start making it up?

>Once a kuzu no honkai always a kuzu no honkai, right sensei?
Always gets me

If.

>Lesbian """"""""""""""""""sex"""""""""""""
>Once a kuzu no honkai always a kuzu no honkai, right sensei?
God tier summary user

That's pretty difficult since almost nothing happens. Everyone fucks everyone and is depressed about it aside from Slut-sensei who is too much of a slut to care, I guess.

God I wish the actual series was as entertaining as you described it.

>implying