Best Girl

I've heard many people describe their relationship as a Brother-Sister relationship. Do brothers and sisters really interact in this way? I thought it was more a Married Couple relationship.

Also she is clearly best girl. Fuck you megumemefags.

>Do brothers and sisters really interact in this way?

So what are you, autistic single child?

No. Depends on their culture. Most that fuck their own siblings are whites. It's common knowledge.

Aqua-sama deserves more worship on this board.

>clearly
Why? How is that not just the worthless opinion of a neck-bearded manchild?

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They're definitely more an old married couple that have lost sexual interest in each other.

Someone needs to take Megumin to a better home

Speaking of which, is Aqua immortal? She has been messed up several times but never close to dying if I recall correctly.

I agree, OP.
You are a man of fine taste.

Well yes and no. It's definitely like a long-term relationship between two very imperfect people who were nevertheless born for each other.

Not necessarily a romantic one, but it definitely fits the mold. If you take away a few of the things that happen to be (but don't need to be) sexual then it's total bro/sis material. Especially if you're older (think 30s) and both assholes.

Things will play out a lot differently in the LN/show at this point but spoilers in the original novel, Kozuma gets his divine wish to do whatever he wants and...chooses to go back to Aqua.

It's a startlingly deep sentiment, really. You'll discover that your perfect mate in reality is usually exactly as much of a tool as you are and that's why you're a perfect match. A partner in crime, an enabler who's into the same shit you are, and who will hold your hair back as you vomit rainbows. Imperfection is the most perfect.

Megumin and Darkness (and Eris) deserve better and would never really get Kozuma on more than one level. Aqua is girl Kozuma. They are made for each other.

Kozuma x Aqua: COMFY AS FUCK.

I require benefits for living at my place. Home isn't free

-Ziip-

But Megumeme is more popular so we will get a forced ending with her.

>Kozuma gets his divine wish to do whatever he wants and...chooses to go back to Aqua.
This is more wrong then your spelling

>nevertheless born for each other.
mah nigga

>It's a startlingly deep sentiment, really. You'll discover that your perfect mate in reality is usually exactly as much of a tool as you are and that's why you're a perfect match. A partner in crime, an enabler who's into the same shit you are, and who will hold your hair back as you vomit rainbows. Imperfection is the most perfect.
tfw you will never know this feel

I gotta tell ya, and believe this or don't, I have been with the same girl for 15 years and she has a 34DD rack and people ask her when she got her boobs done pretty regularly. But if you are trying to get out the door to get something done or go to work or she is on your nerves, you will literally not even notice that rack bouncing around in front of you when she changes. SOMETIMES you do, but as often as not, it's just part of the landscape. It's not sad or disinterest, it's just natural. Idealistic views of girls mature and you have to face the real person underneath and she sucks just like you do. This goes double for the pristine "pure" sweetheart types.

God Mode is being with a girl you can go do ridiculous, fun nonsense with, long after the shine and idolization wears off.

Kozuma lusts after Darkness hypocritically and maybe has a bit of a flirtatious understanding they share on the sly. Megumin is a kid who is levelheaded (in Konosuba terms) and charming but Kozuma's relationship with her is more brother/sister or detachedly-sentimental. She confesses to him pretty much later on and he doesn't pursue it.

Who do you think he grabs when he wants to go drinking? 5 years from now it will still be Aqua.

p.s. who else thinks they have definitely fucked on that red chase lounge when the others are not home?

Apparently Megumeme's love was only puppy love in LN. But yeah lets hope not.

Not him but Kazuma went back to Aqua and the gang to continue adventuring. It wasn't entirely romance as OP indicated.

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Except it's a fact.

He asked to go back to Fantasy Australia and took Eris as his cheat item this time. Aqua had to stay back

While I agree with your sentiment, Kazuma almost certainly doesn't see Aqua in a remotely sexual light as of the latest volume in the LN
It'll probably take her doing something selfless near the end of the series to flip his switch, sorta like when Megumin revealed she was only 2 years younger than him

The LN is translated you fucking secondary, go read about how "Kozuma" and Aqua feel about eachother before you write the bible again

This comparison is great.

True and true but there is heavy emphasis on Aqua particularly. She is the dealbreaker, if you will, and what turns him around. He finds out that there are multiple devil kings and that sours him on Eris real quick, for bonus points. I never got the love for that woman to begin with tbqh.

There is a split second in the second OP that sums it all up. He bashes his head with the sword, Aqua laughs at him for the next 2 shots. She runs ahead laughing and he smiles at her exuberance and that says it all. This is the clearest example I can think of offhand but it happens a few times and never with the other girls with that expression. Another big one is at the end of the first episode when she is sitting on the pool edge at the end and smiling at him.

Then a worm monster eats her or she falls into the water, but hey.

Pro tip: she is the god who is blessing this wonderful world.

>this thread
I thought ESL was a meme

Fuck off, Megumemer.

Holy shit, you right.

Not exactly. He goes back to the status quo and takes Eris because she pissed him off in a repeat of the original Aqua situation. Did you actually read it? Because you seem to be going off of secondhand info.

I am caught up on the LNs and original web novel. This is how the book left off. Its gone so far off the path of the original now that it's never going to synch up (author stated as much) but who knows.

Don't hold your breath for Megumin to factor into any further romance let alone Darkness or Eris. This is in no way any kind of insult to Megumin or anything (probably a compliment).

Is that Seinfield?

You think she'd be better if her mouth was taped shut at some point?

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>it's common knowledge

Please site your sources.

>Pro tip: she is the god who is blessing this wonderful world.
Pottery.

>chase lounge

>Please site your sources
>site

Here's my sitation

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>Fantasy Australia
Where did this meme come from?

Please no.

everything is trying to kill you

I told them it's Fantasy Argentina

but didn't he say he couldn't jack off to her.

>Pro tip: she is the god who is blessing this wonderful world.

Oh fug, lik poddery

The fauna come straight from Australia

I honestly wouldn't care if he end up with Meg or Aqua, Darkness on the other hand gives off cucking vibes like she would cheat on Kazuma if she met some alpha who was bigger asshole than Kazuma.

Lalatina is a fuck-buddy but definitely not the type of girl you settle down with.

Megumin got a spinoff because she won a popularity poll so.

When was this?

So did she know what he was doing or not?

Muh

Its confusing, because its one episode she indicated she knew about the rusting but another she indicated she didn't know exactly what he did despite being able to see in the dark perfectly.

You can like a girl without hating the other ones fuckface.

We can all agree that him masturbating to her is canon, she knew he was doing something during the night but is too pure to understand what, right ?

>We can all agree that him masturbating to her is canon
I have deep conflicted feelings about this.

>too pure to understand what
She saw his dick and smirked at it.

Maybe she thought it looked funny.

The scene where she reveals she can see in the dark in the novel seems to indicate she knew what he was doing, at least based on the unofficial translation.

She knows and understands. She just doesn't care.

She doesn't seem like the kind of person who would let that kinda thing go without a lot of teasing.

>pure
That's not how you spell 'stupid'

She's a goddess, I'm sure she saw a lot of fapping before.

user's just too pure to spell.

That just means cousins, pretty much every country bans siblings from getting together, you can go to jail for it

Why are Aquafags always so salty and hostile towards Meguminfags?

Is this some kind of inferiority complex at work?

Because Aqua deserves to be the most popular.
and Megumeme is shit.

>all this salt

Holy fuck the inferiority complex is real

Well of course it is. Aqua is an inferior character and her fans have inferior tastes.

Of couse they would develop issues over these facts.

I think we all know who the real best girl is

>Do brothers and sisters really interact in this way
If they share a room they do.

This isn't anime, no one acts like this

He didn't masturbate to her, he masturbated beside her. Kazuma doesn't find Aqua sexual in any way.

Didn't him masturbating happen before he said " I tried to see you as the heroine " and stuff ?

yes

siblings teasing and making fun of each other is a thing that happens

>unofficial translation
>fap fap fap

Fuck I am dying to know what the native sound effects were.

He sniffed her hair. What the fuck.

They fucked though, and were super close to fucking again on an average day.

>They fucked though
Exactly

no one in that show is best.
all isekai is trash.

Is the ln the same as the anime with all the jokes? Manga wasn't even near thar

>fappu fappu fappu

Oh, so that's why I feel the need to impregnate my sister.

>isekai is a genre

define isekai for us, idiot

If it has genre conventions that you can name, it's probably a genre.

slice of life has conventions as well but is not a genre, it's a setup, so is isekai

>setup
that's not a literary term that means anything.

SoL and isekai are both genres.

I see SoL as a genre on MAL and Wikipedia but not Isekai.

You are a little special in the head, aren't you?

Fuck this blue haired cunt

I want to so badly.

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Specifaclly from the 2nd novel:

>… I suddenly noticed something.
>“Nah, let me ask you, can you see really clearly in the dark?”
>Hearing my question, Aqua said with an ‘obviously’ expression.
>“My vision now is no different in broad daylight. What is it?”
>……
>“So when we were sleeping in the stables together, you saw everything?”
>“I didn’t see anything. Because when I hear the sound of fap fap fap, your back was facing me.”
>“… Thank you for your mercy Aqua-sama.”

She knows exactly what fapping is. It's never indicated he specifaclly fapped to her, though it would be a reasonable conclusion for a 16 year old boy sleeping next to a nopan goddess.
But she never gives a fuck about sex or sexuality, except if she can use the natural human desires for it to benefit herself.

This brings back memories.

what are you axis cult?

What? This meme was only discovered this year?

>forced ending
>forced

I disagree. Aqua is so retarded that she makes me angry. The worst thing is that she's proud of her stupidity and doesn't even realize that it's her fault when she ruins everything for everyone, which happens way too often.

I know that this is a driving point for the comedy and I enjoy the funny situations too, but I still heavily dislike her personality.

She should learn from Eris-sama.

Forced means "I don't like it".

Jews aren't white.