I'll start.
Two years
ITT: Characters who are not virgins
Aiden Davis
Daniel Cox
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Camden Lee
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Chase Johnson
So Kirito's real body ejaculated two years worth of semen at the hospital ???
What the LN says about it?
Kayden Roberts
>SAO LN
>explaining jackshit
Ryan Price
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Easton Stewart
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David Fisher
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Gabriel Young
Not
Luis King
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Brayden Clark
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Jeremiah Johnson
enjoy your ban
Connor Morgan
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Jaxon Cooper
Hasn't been since a long time ago
William Diaz
She is not virgin anymore.
Logan Hernandez
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Xavier Wright
We'll it has been 10 years since Lelouch fucked her
Hudson Sanders
dude, she has been the bicycle of multiple villages.
Gabriel Collins
Nah, pretty sure it's just Lelouch, Ben Franklin, and maybe King Richard the Lionheart
Jacob Collins
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Cameron Williams
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Jose Peterson
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Luis Campbell
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Cameron Bailey
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Samuel Morales
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Easton Thomas
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Landon Harris
The scene in real life while he was glooping inside Asuna must've been worthy of that ER show.
>We need a hydrating solution for the patient, STAT!
>SOMEONE HOOK THIS DAMN BOY TO A BAG!
Michael Thomas
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Colton Sanders
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James Mitchell
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Joshua Brooks
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Nathan Smith
Oh, "Sex Sent me to the ER,"?
We need a parody of this.
Nolan Myers
You're waifu.
Jeremiah Martinez
>Lelouch
>not a permavirgin
Ethan Rogers
Anna is still a virgin.
Anthony Gomez
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Christian Lee
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Adrian Gomez
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Caleb Allen
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Michael Barnes
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Leo Roberts
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Landon Russell
Five out of seven, at the least.
Luke Reyes
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Landon Lee
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Jeremiah Morales
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Nicholas Smith
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Ethan Powell
It's okay, incest is the purest way to lose your virginity.
Robert Robinson
I would hope they would stay together and not just fuck each other.
Henry Ross
Truly.
Angel Lopez
Yuri isn't sex. Yuri Incest is trash also.
Robert Parker
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Logan Wright
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John Turner
He seemed like a guy who only cared about work
Luke Hughes
Yeah but he probably had a gf during his high school or uni years.
Joseph Lee
So, doesn't mean they fucked. Nothing is ever said about it
Jace Jenkins
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Colton Wright
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Hudson Powell
no? she's just fucking looney
Christopher Stewart
This sexy milf.
Joshua Morgan
Nobody posted Elena yet? How dare you guys
Jaxon Gray
is this still kinocest?
Jaxon Butler
Yes.
Joseph Perry
This slut prob got raped by her daddy.
John White
Konata's pedo dad was her first.
James Brooks
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Joshua Jones
You think Kyon banged her in the last novel?
Jason Morris
Is it weird that i managed to read and understand almost all of that?
Also, bull-fucking-shit a 14 year old virgin can give a woman multiple orgasms during his first time. Speaking from personal experience, he should not have lasted over a minute on his first time.
William Hernandez
>impaing he wasn't get fucked by entre Detroit Hockey team
Ryder Nguyen
>Is it weird that i managed to read and understand almost all of that?
not really its some weird psychological shit that is related to speed reading
Cameron Ward
Goddammit that made me laugh should've been 2yearsworthofsemen.jpg
Ryder Rogers
Do you have a link to it?
Lucas Mitchell
New body, new life, new virginity, new world.
Justin Anderson
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Josiah Bailey
Well, you still got your tongue and your fingers in that situation.
Nathan Wilson
He has a son
Leo Reed
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Jose Rodriguez
>sensei just wanted to stop Satoru from getting cucked
Poor bastard
Henry Miller
user thats brutal
Lucas Murphy
The "two year worth" passage was written for the original web novel and wasn't included in the published LN, though it's still heavily implied Kirito and Asuna did have sex.
Grayson Morales
>Yuri isn't sex. Yuri Incest is trash also
Kill yourself and kill yourself.
Evan Williams
>banged the guys
>banged the girls
ange was based
Sebastian Moore
But only in the virtual world so it doesnt count. Asuna is still virgin and so is Kirito.
Christopher Stewart
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Juan Brown
>so is Kirito.
of course jesus is a virgin
Nathan Myers
In the novels, Lina says "A witch who loses her virginity during her period will not lose her powers forever. Don't ask how I know that."
And Naga.. come on, there's no fucking way someone who acts and dresses like that has never done it.
Landon Davis
Lina's had sex? Who would want to fuck her?
Gabriel Wood
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Christian Smith
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Benjamin Hernandez
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Jordan Nelson
he got lots of head
Charles Allen
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Jace Ross
>implying you never waifued lina as a teenager
Ryan Long
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Oliver Long
>YWN have a girl this crazy about you.
Jordan Richardson
Speaking of the devil...
Henry Cooper
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Aaron Lopez
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Eli Perry
DELET THIS
Isaac Baker
So, is Slayers worth watching? It's old and really damn long.
Ryder Parker
Gan(g)baRuby