LET'S HAVE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED HOLIDAY WEEKEND ROBERT THREAD. ACTIVITY IS STARTING TO SPIKE & SHOULD CONTINUE ALL WEEKEND.
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
you best fine someone else for your jokes and giggles or else
Brayden Young
>They cannot get prints off anything made of wood
It's the perfect crime!
Hudson Johnson
Come and get some, nigger, I'll show you how much black lives really matter.
Ryder Perez
>Shots fired
Car theft?
Jason Evans
ill take you gun then pistol slap you around
Gabriel Carter
delet this thread NOW
Jacob Harris
wow, they just said someone's cell number live. Do they just not care?
David Foster
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Ryan Morales
Yep, looks like multiple.
David White
Ten o'clock has come at last, The niggers start their crime. But guns are loaded, Keys are checked. Now, it's Robert's time.
Poor male black Can't turn back When Robert's far and wide No matter how he tries To spread his crime Robert's right behind
He comes in cars of colored light, Hot on the niggers' trail They'll try to run, to fight, to hide, But they'll always fail.
The night is long, the night is hard, Lives are always lost. But Robert will see justice done, no matter what the cost. His work is thankless, deadly, hard, It gnaws at Robert's soul. But still he goes out to wage his battle For his holy goal.
Eli Garcia
They give socials too. But honestly I doubt the ssns CPD reads out are identities you’d want to steal
So what's everyone playing in the background tonight?
John Phillips
They read peoples SSN on there. No. They don't care.
Bentley Wood
Robert’s Holy Anthem
Aiden Martinez
the youarelistening.to link has built-in ambient sounds, I got that runnin. >Daneesha Reed on the loose!!
Julian Thomas
Mod this thread is in violation of the rules plz delete thank you
David Ward
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Gabriel Miller
AYO HOL UP LISTENING TO REALITY MAKES PEOPLE RACIST PLZ DELET
Zachary Lee
>5 shots fired >Burglary in progress >Breaking into a SCHOOL
Should I pray for these people? I don't wish that on anyone.
Matthew Morales
They mostly chimp at night..........mostly
Caleb Sanchez
>too dark for description. fuckin lol
Connor Gomez
>too dark for description.
Alexander Cruz
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm going to burst!!
Robert Lee
Been a while lads. I figured Live PD had taken over. Anyway...curl on up with some eggnog and get /comfy/
Jeremiah Jones
You're gonna have to let me inspect you for weapons, ma'am.
Julian James
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Aaron James
>PEACOAT >GUN IN WAISTBAND
Joshua Phillips
live pd is for babies, real robert hours are uncensored
Brody Cox
> 10 ..... 10 shots fired!
Brayden Gonzalez
Chicago police are issuing a new warning to South Side residents after more armed robberies...FAKE NEWS
Jaxon Carter
its 20 degrees there...how are the nogs out causing trouble?
David Young
Is this truly Trump's America???
Easton Hughes
Anybody remember sewer nigger? The werewolf sightings? Roberts getting shot by the Mexican gang? The white Porsche?
It's been a wild season.
John Gomez
Last minute Christmas nogging.
Carson Martin
Remember the hammer-fight and the nigger knocked down and stole a light pole?
Jason Collins
>Antwan's gonna set some loud niggas straight.
Dominic Lopez
like to see ya try craka
Lincoln Campbell
There were a lot of hammer attacks that whole week. Saved this .gif related then.
Light pole theft was pretty classic coonery.
Sebastian Scott
I'm going to Chicago for new years eve. Am I gonna die, Sup Forums?
Josiah Lee
F
Eli Thomas
F
Jace Gutierrez
goddamn 20 degrees tonight ORDER OF PROTECTION Silver Jetta of Harassment
Aiden Richardson
>going to Chicago
Eli Gutierrez
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Adam Morales
> gun in waist > smoking MARIJUANA > in front of store
Lincoln Fisher
WOOOOOOOOOOOO > Fish N Chicken > Robbery in Progress
Sebastian Perry
shots fired!
Samuel Roberts
I have a cousin and his wife who live in Chicago who got robbed at gunpoint there just a couple of months ago. Those trips don't bode well for me.
David Lopez
GOD HELP US!!
Gavin Kelly
What area? You'll be fine if you're on the north side. Consult the map on heyjackass.com for where the violence is concentrated. Anywhere blue should be fine.
Benjamin Hill
F
Jonathan Peterson
Implying that being shot is the only way you can become a victim of black crime.
Nowhere within 40 miles of Chicongo is fit for humans.
Dominic Perez
what's with the low-energy dispatch?
Cooper Price
> woman stabbed > dispatch traced call from cell tower
Adam Lopez
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Josiah Reyes
I'm not too familiar with the area. I have various relatives scattered around the city and the towns nearby, but I've never lived or even spent more than a week around there.
Angel Baker
>555
William Ramirez
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Liam Moore
>but I've never lived or even spent more than a week around there.
Oh yeah, you're dead then. Chicago is a figuritive minefield of bad neighborhoods. You could have an entire section of town where everyone is a poo & speaks hindi, & then drive a few miles down the road & it becomes mexico. You better familiarize yourself with the zones, or you could get off the wrong ramp & drive straight into africa. The mayor wants to send U.N. troops in there. It's no joke. we like to talk about the storm drain nigger & the nogs that walk down the street with live powerlines to sell off the copper, but it's all true. someone just died of a Heroine overdose on the three MINUTES it took me to type this message out.
God bless user. Stay safe, & be careful.
Brandon James
this Male, Black sounds like an asshole.
Jaxson Edwards
I grew up in Waukegan. I've seen some shit
Carter Kelly
Yeah. The more I learn about him the less I like him. And on Christmas Eve too. What a jerk!
Evan Davis
you must be black and on welfare probably gonna die
Tyler Rivera
>this Male, Black sounds like an asshole.
You have no fucking idea.....
Cameron Jenkins
Nope, white. I wouldn't be concerned if I wasn't.
Jack Smith
8 SHOTS FIRED AT MCDONALDS lol
Robert Garcia
8 shots fired at McDonalds.
Nathaniel Sullivan
> CPD is non-stop Baghdad war zone > LIVE PD producers: "lets put cameras in cars in white neighborhoods to arrest people riding bicycles suspiciously and shoplifting from Fashion Bug
Hunter Taylor
>1 shot fired at Diversity Not even RRH yet.
Henry Allen
checked and good gawd thats awful
Ian Davis
what else do you expect from (((reality))) shows?
Christian Martinez
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Wyatt Reyes
The one exception to their diversity requirement
Leo Miller
Potty mouth better check yo' keys.
Anthony Cruz
>DEY KEEDS
Lincoln Watson
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Michael Clark
This is the most unprofessional radio traffic i have ever heard. They sound like kids on a McDonalds drive through.
