What was your problem with this movie again...

What was your problem with this movie again? I saw it just the other day and was surprised to see all the hatred towards it. It was a mediocre 8th installment to an already defeated series. Why are you guys sperging out over it?

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i dont fucking watch star wars

you should know that whatever fandom you're a part of the newer movies/games/whatever comes out of the fandom will be shit.

I was talking more about Sup Forums's response calling it anti white or sjw

it's probably true? like why does it matter

at its worst, its a deliberate deconstruction of the hero's myth. this is no small complaint, though, because there is a massive conceit when turning the hero's journey on its head. (and no, rei does not follow the arc----she is born excellent, and there is no scene where a master imparts to her knowledge that she doesn't already have a confident grasp on---this isn't how life works)

but the hero's journey is perhaps the most essential archetype, and it transcends even homo sapiens----it starts as far back as our tree-dwelling days, and maybe even earlier than that in some form.
>so what im saying is there is a great arrogance in the deconstruction of this myth, because its not just some patriarchal construct, its quite literally built into our dna---it's how we pass along achievment and inspire future generations, and how we always have.

i think it is worthy of deconstruction in many senses---just because we shouldn't be as obsessed with hero worship and extreme individualism (though this movie only appears to do away with that trope, while rei is perhaps the most heroic of all star wars heroes, because she posesses all this skill innately and without any training---which seems more like idealistic heroism than anything else, but anyways....) but it went wrong in how adversarial its tone was

it wasn't just, hey times are changing, we should examine our mythological traditions for the future, it was unironically, burn the past, burn tradition, the phallic lightsaber is broken in two as leia and rei say "they don't need it anymore", and in general, the cart runs before the horse in this movie, i.e., they wanted diversity, they wanted to deconstruct the hero myth, they wanted feminist leaders, they wanted more diversity, etc. AND THEN they made the movie from there. its just so clearly a corporate play, preying on transitory political themes to get all the libbies hard, but i think mythology should seek to transcend such passing fads

THEY MADE WHITE MALES EVIL AND IMPOTENT REEEE REEEE REEEE REEEE REEEE

There's nothing more liberal than making the hero a woman who has done nothing to earn her status.

That's his point

>she posesses all this skill innately and without any training---which seems more like idealistic heroism than anything else

Yes, that's called a Mary Sue and it's a hallmark of bad self-insertion writing.

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This is the worst film I’ve ever seen. Let’s forget about the kike shit for a second and recognize that the plot and structure of this film is so fucked up that it essentially fucks over the original trilogy. Snoke is killed off in this film, a character who was built up to be this immensely powerful Sith Lord who could use the force on someone galaxies away. Guess how he dies? He gets bamboozled by Kylo. No epic fight to the death, no demonstration of his fighting skills. He just dies. And we don’t even know who he is. We don’t know his backstory, how he got fucked up or how he met Kylo in the first place.

With each day I get further away from my viewing of this trash heap I grow to hate it more and more...

>I-Is this how Anakin felt?

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This user nailed it. When a few decades have passed it'll be painfully obvious how dated this piece of shit film will be

I loved the movie and it was good to see a strong female lead for once.

too obvious dingo friend

>Literally invalidates every other movie by leaving the gaping plothole of how the fuck has no one thought of FTL drone warfare

You don't even need any other reason, just this makes this movie the actual worst star wars film ever made. At least the Christmas special was self-contained.

This is light years much better

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I just want to troll someone but there's nobody to troll it doesn't work on here.

>be me
>enjoy trolling people on online games
>I am an ethical troll I only troll people who are shit games I do not ruin good games for the sake of it
>I just like harassing noobs and making them rage

>TFW there's no one on today to troll
>come to interwebs
>everyone on here is trollproof

FML

ABSOLUTELY MYTHOLOGICAL.
Progressivism grew from a suicidal impulse to throw away everything that helped us survive. They ultimately devalue life itself. The same way the destroy art, architecture, music, etc., so they have to put an end to the lineage of the oldest surviving story.
They've gone after everything the hero archetype represents and the gifts he brought humanity, now they go after the archetype itself.

I thought it was beautiful how they paired the black man with the pristine pure white chinese girl. I think Chinese girls and Black men are great couples, its like Yin and Yang, cream and coffee, how can one not gaze about their contrast and say that it isn’t how God intended, blending the dark brown with the bright shimmering whiteness of white woman and asian teens.

i think the bigger jews are trying to get back at lucas for his little creep fuck he had when star wars blew tf up

Fun to watch, painful to think about.

Like porn.

hey Sup Forums while you're here can you please explain to me why your board is always filled with porn at night? There's no rhyme or reason to it, your board is just filled with dicks and assholes anytime you go there after 11, and the aforementioned porn pics are annoying too.

Disney basically turned a beloved franchise into a steaming pile of shit.

To me personally my only problem with the movie is the underrepresentation of the LGBTQRKITUF+55 community. Not a single transgender character was present in the movie.

#OscarsSoCisgender

The prequels already diluted Star Wars so much that I don't think you could call it "beloved" as a whole.

>Not a single transgender character was present in the movie.

General Hux comes close

Most mary sues I've seen still study, they grasp things quickly, maybe learned before, offscreen, but do not possess innate knowledge.

>white Chinese
u wot?

their skin looks white to me

If you dont really know you are retarded.
I suspect you do and that makes you a troll.
sage.

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The fact that it basically told me as a white man my only place in in the star wars universe is as a member of the empire or on the front lines being a human shield for the diversity crew

>The prequels already diluted Star Wars so much that I don't think you could call it "beloved" as a whole.

True, but lucas could never have done this badly, even if he was trying.

Niggers

>The prequels already diluted Star Wars so much that I don't think you could call it "beloved" as a whole.

This, but the new ones are purposefully destroying everything that was good about the originals. That's different than just fucking up by lack of effort. Lack of effort could have been fixed. This is just handing the keys to someone(((s))) who was waiting to shit on the kingdom for political reasons.

It not just al the SJW propaganda, not even Di$ney splitting in all the Star Wars lore.

The worst problem is a childish film of almost 3 hours and insufferably boring.

>your problem

It's got a second week and weekend drop that's on par with BvS. The only reason it's not a catastrophic flop is because it made a shit ton the first weekend before word of mouth got out.

Unsurprisingly normies don't like having the big bad killed for no real reason or payoff, and having Luke die like a bitch - again, for no real reason.

If you pay attention you also know JJ had no plan giving the reigns to Rian. Rian has no plan for how to end this when it goes back to JJ. It's a clusterfuck by design. It's good to show contempt for your audience.

Not to mention all the plot mega-holes and "Deus ex machina".

It is a bad B series film with ton of budgest

People on Sup Forums are so sensitive that seeing a black person or Asian person with a role in the film is like they're raping them

Pretty sad if you ask me

I didn’t watch it. But if you scroll through any femenist college course curriculum, they all use Star Wars as an example for gender norms being reinforced by media. Hurrdurr no woman rebels (shown fighting). Leia is a bimbo. All heroes are strait white males. That kindof shit, I’m sure the kikes have been drooling over their chance to insert “current year values” into any series that’s decades old and still enjoyed by youth.

Episode 9 is a torrent, for sure. The entirety of Disney deserves prison, for many reasons beyond this movie.

dum frogposter

>What was your problem with this movie again?
It's not podracing.

>This is just handing the keys to someone(((s))) who was waiting to shit on the kingdom for political reasons.

Lucas made some serious bank though.

I vote that we remember the original three, and forget literally ALL the rest of the movies.

Tells white men you can either be a welcomed member of the right or hated cannonfodder doing all the thankless work for the left.

Better review
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Leia flying to space, force skype conferences between kylo and rey, and luke magically being a 3d hologram who can somehow still hold physical objects and fight. Terrible movie ridden with plotholes.

space hillary and holdo abedin fuck everything up and the hairy growling mechanic saves the day after the stepcuck sacrifices himself.
oh and the supreme leader is dead. long live the supreme leader!

>good guys side impeccable diversity until the salt planet where their entire frontline becomes 100% white men

>any time theres an explosion on a ship if happens near a group of white men

Start of the movie, a single X-Wing takes out every single cannon on an Imperial destroyer. There isn't a single cannon capable of taking out a small fighter on a vehicle capable of travelling faster than light through space.

Literally the fuck.

I K R ! Anyone over the age of..........10 and is complaining, well - manlets, spring to mind

If you unironically think this movie was good, then you have shit taste. This movie is objectively bad in literally every way imaginable, and not just because of the SJW narrative.

They should've went backwards instead of forwards.