What the Fuck is this shit

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You would be better off economically if you did

>"jokes"

Thats the same logic for the EU

does nz have a QandA type show?

no we have this

He's right you know.

Well at least then your cricket fans (and players) could stop fantasizing about what it would be like "if only NZ player X was in the ashes".

rather back England in the ashes anyway

They want a smack in the head

except its not, they actually want to annex us

fuck off

Lol like our SJW infected ADF is going to do shit...

I love you kiwi bastards, no fun if you become aussies

Do it.

You should take it as a compliment, that means they really like you

You should both become part of the United States to be honest with you. I see no reason why we cannot have free movement and free trade with areas of similar culture and economy.

well if it happened I guess we wouldn't have to worry about getting enriched by boat people.

But apparently not enough to treat our citizens decently. Kinda like how the British didn't want America to be independant

The whole point is we are supposed to have an agreement with Australia where we are closer as nations and treat each other well, but they've been slowly been becoming more and more of a shithead nation. ...I get it, more people go there than come here, but if they want to do that then I'd rather we go our own ways and stop accommodation them. Our leaders need to play hard ball, not just whine like losers

New Zealand shouldn't even exist tbqh

New Zealand has always been Australia's little bitch

Australia has always been America's bitch

havent you got enough clay you yank?
the only reason our culture is similar is because of your parasite kike entertainment industry and the internet

>havent you got enough clay you yank?

no. feed us your land

What is Australia doing to you kiwis? And what is the nature of the agreement?

No, the reason our culture is similar is because we come from the same mother country

Your country would immensely improved if you joined us anyways. You would have representation and it's not like you'd lose any rights. If anything you'd gain some.

America has always been Israel's bitch

Basically we have a free movement agreement with them but kiwis Have less rights in Australia than Aussies have here.

Well to be fair NZ will physically become part of Australia anyway, thousands of years into the future.

What are the chances that the abos will have invented the wheel by then?

Then you cunts might also have a decent rugby team for once as well

>Ireland
>even commenting on being the bitch of another country
In all seriousness, the (((trade federation))) has gone too far this time, there's only one option left. A "final solution" if you will.

You can gain the same rights as Australians if you both submit to the United States of America.

Become part of our great Union.

aside from having all your fag liberals moving here more than they already do.

We're similar because we're both Anglo colonies. In addition the US started mostly as a penal colony just like Australia did.

America has always been Is-Rael's bitch.

You are also welcome to join Ireland
youtube.com/watch?v=8rERORFvDZQ

NZ is in our constitution and therefore rightfully our clay.
Backing out at the last minute should have been ignored and our forces sent there to take control.

We can kick out California and New York to make room, that way we can keep our bitchin flag

The only reason you cunts arent part of aus is because your lollies never gave the people the referendum required. They attended all of the conventions and NZ is mentioned in the preamble of our constitution.

Our demographics are fucked. There's no sense in ruining the demographics of Europe and Australia to try and save this shit hole. They still have a chance at remaining 90% white.

Yeah and millions of years after that Australia will crash into China, so fucken what?

> Long Live the Anglosphere video
> Song about fighting the Anglos at Fort McHenry
The absolute fucking state of 56% mutts

hopefully admitting rapists into your country wont be a condition

But it's not, we dump our trash (maoris) in your country and take your cute girls in return.

Australia just has less rights in general mate. Full blown nanny state country bitch of America.

That would be great but you burgers just won't give up driving on the wrong side of the road.

America invented Israel.

It won't take Australia that long to crash into China. Have you been to Sydney lately?

>They still have a chance at remaining 90% white.

so what Fiji was also going to join

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Council_of_Australasia

Yeah fucking lmao. Im here in the north island enjoying anything other than a white Christmas. Wouldnt still be in this country if i didnt live in the south island. Thanks Yahweh for Taxcinda tho

what's wrong with joining the EU?

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Then where would we deport all our New Zealand criminals?
We don't want you.

would we keep the union jack though?

>America invented Israel.
>British Mandate of Palestine
>American
Once again, the absolute fucking state of 56% mutts

Being part of a backwards federal protectionist German racket

less than 2 hours until Christmas :DDDDD
I'm glad I can share the early world Christmas getters with Australia even if they are a bit slower

Go to bed, Merkel.

>Being a Republic
I may vomit

Having to let in millions of muslims because "reasons"

We bloody better, and also no talk of some damned Republic because of the Irish stock in Australia

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS

IS I COULD FINALLY GET MUH GUNS N SHIET

Try actually reading the article instead of just the headline, cuz.

>protectionist
if only
but economically we're better off

>a decision made by some EU leaders defines the entire EU

>if only
NZ has had to stop exporting Dairy and Meat to the UK since 1973 because of the such high tariffs

>ruining Europe just to collect a few shekels

Isn't the EU suing Poland and Hungary to force them to take in these disgusting "refugees?"

you lost to fucking fiji and tonga

Technically is was Nazi Germany that signed the Haavara agreement which allowed Israel to exist

also subsidies and having quotas for agriculture

trump is fucking B A S E D isn't he? even Germany voted against Jerusalem in the UN
now quiet, good goy

We're already unofficial vassal states of your empire, any claim of self-sufficiency is wishful thinking.

New Zealand and Australia are quite different when you quit fucking around. I've been here a few years now and find the Australians to rapidly be losing the common identity our two countries once held at certain levels.

Every now and then I'll bump into white Australians that share that old unspoken commonality, but it's becoming rare. It really doesn't help that the poor buggers keep selling themselves out to chinks, poos and middle eastern culture smashers - these incompatible imports are really buggering things up for the Australians and I'd like to see some immigration policy reversals start taking effect soon.

The poor bastards are getting quite thin on the ground. They're around still, don't get me wrong, but they're rapidly losing their footing I assure you.

Thankfully more are waking up to their predicament which might invoke a sea change soon, but I'm not holding my breath.

Nervous laughter heh-heh just joking.

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Germany had to vote against it. You can't afford to piss off all the mudslimes your genius leader decided to let in.

>implying you don't have that

Get fucked. The United States is a fuckin shambles mate.

I like your musicians and technology though.

I hate Maoris and Islanders

NZ becoming a state of Australia would be a bit insulting but there's no reason why you guys can't become a union.

>Give us access normally reserved for Australian citizens
>No were not going to cede our sovereignty in return
>God why won't you shit heads give us free shit without anything in return?
Lol.

>>implying you don't have that
NO WE FUCKING DON'T YOU STUPID KRAUT NZ HAS EMBRACED FULL FREE TRADE WITH NO SUBSIDIES OR TARIFFS OR QUOTAS AT ALL AND AT THE WTO THE EUROPEANS PROMISED CUT THEIR SUBSIDIES AND QUOTAS AND TARIFFS AND THEY NEVER DID

youtube.com/watch?v=CZcLWCtUUAA

>Auckland is known to be turning into an increasingly Asian city, and newborn babies are showing just how the city will change.
>In 2013, there were 15 Asian names in the top 20. Wang was the most popular, followed by Li, Chen and Liu, while Smith was just fifth.

Canada jr is already dead. They retained too much European pretentiousness.

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In an informal sense, we kinda are for many of us. Were such a concept to get formally fondled by our governments though, it would become a complicated mess full of policies and processes that would ruin both countries.

Australian business attitudes alone would fuck it up. Plus you need to understand how rapidly Australia is changing with all it's socially and culturally incompatible imports which further drive a wedge between the relationship NZ and AU once shared on a genuine level.

The ANZAC concept among those who were raised to understand it's importance kinda rekindles the old school relationship between the countries once a year. Sadly those that recognise this are becoming fewer, though I do notice each year more young people coming out to recognise it, which suggests a torch-passing is in effect.

>The ANZAC
most australians forget there is even NZ in ANZAC

BTFO

Fuck Auckland. It was lost over a decade ago.

Not all. Those are the good cunts. They're out there.

Why would it be insulting. If the whole of NZ joined as a single state it would rank behind all the current eastern states in terms of contribution to GDP. On a per head of capita basis, assuming they entered as two states, New Zealanders would be over represented in the new Senate compared to mainland Australians.

New Zealands military certainly has a fine tradition, but if they were blended with the ADF it would only lead to a modest increase in the ADFs overall strength (2 missle frigates and some anti-submarine wings is the extent of New Zealands capacity for force projection).

New Zealand would be gaining access to a substantially bigger domestic market, a miltary orders of magnitude bigger than it would otherwise have and a free hand for its teeming massess of underemployed citizens to travel across to the mainland and participate in job opportunities there.

Mainland Australains would be giving you all this and, at best, the only payoff for us is that it would drive the newly combined Australian Dollar lower.

Why would we beg for this arrangement. If we ever did offer it New Zealanders would be insane not to take it.

>New Zealand would be gaining access to a substantially bigger domestic market, a miltary orders of magnitude bigger than it would otherwise have and a free hand for its teeming massess of underemployed citizens to travel across to the mainland and participate in job opportunities there.
we already have this market access to Australia though

also per capita we are behind tasmania

well we're bigger and it just takes more time to implement the NWO agenda

You have a lot to learn about New Zealand, palangi.

fuck you, just fuck you europeans for stealing the British market

The difference is that we have near identical history, culture and traditions. Not that I'm in favour of it but it makes far more sense than any united states of europe.

>history, culture and traditions.
not really though for example the wars with the maori were on the scale of a civil war compared to the abos, and besides australia is much more republican

NZ is always a part of Australia, we just too lazy to claim it back. Check Section 6 of Australian Constitution.

Yes. If there was a union there would be alot of arguements surrounding the current arrangements between Australian states as well. The Northen Terrioty would probably need to be made a state at least.

As to your current market access, this thread makes it pretty clear that arrangement is dependant on its ongoing value to Australia. And there really isn't a big reason for Australians to want that reciprocal arrangement.

Thanks for your insight bru.