Have are yoy celebrating this great PAGAN holiday?
My kids just finished sacrificing poridge to the nisse that lives in the cellar.
Now my wife is preparing a big flæskestæg.
Then were gonna eat, dance arround the a tree and open presents.
Then at midnight were all gonna go to the lake and light torches.
All of this while the christcucks are bored to death in church
YULE IS PAGAN!
I won't open my home to harbour aliens.
>for you were aliens in the land of Egypt
>said yahweh to the jews
Yule ended yesterday newpagan
webpages.uidaho.edu
>The central ideas of heaven and a fiery hell appear to come directly from the Israelite contact with Iranian religion. Pre-exilic books are explicit in their notions the afterlife: there is none to speak of.
>Satan as the adversary or Evil One does not appear in the pre-exilic Hebrew books. In Job, one of the very oldest books, Satan is one of the subordinate deities in God's pantheon. Here Satan is God's agent, and God gives him permission to persecute Job. The Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu, the Evil One, the eternal enemy of God, is the prototype for late Jewish and Christian ideas of Satan.
>The word paradis is Persian in origin and the concept spread to all Near Eastern religions in that form. “Eden” not “Paradise” is mentioned in Genesis, and paradise as an abode of light does not appear in Jewish literature until late books such as Enoch and the Psalm of Solomon.
lol fuck off Varg, there are no pagans anymore in Europe, only in India and Africa, so go there to be with your toilet-worshipping, child-sacrificing buddies you cringy fuckwad
CHRISTUS VINCIT
CHRISTUS REGNAT
CHRISTUS IMPERAT
enjoy multicultural heaven kek
>CHRISTUS VINCIT
>CHRISTUS REGNAT
>CHRISTUS IMPERAT
en.wikipedia.org
>The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium), is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it.
>Yahweh
>real
God jul!
Are you quoting me on purpose
>implying I would want to go to heaven when I could live here on earth, reincarnating eternally in my children.
Glædelig jul!
I am drinking jameson whiskey like an absolute fiend, listening to only the best old school metal. Sabbath, priest, maiden. Every christmas I sacrifice my liver to santa, because i know hes fucken hardcore and doesnt give a fuck.
Good Yule from America
(Although Yule already passed, senpai)
If you have kids I'd see why you'd do it on Christmas Eve though
Varg is a great musician, but he's a fedora tipping moron who has read too much Nietzsche ad nauseam.
happy hanukkah
i got the star 4 da tree
kek
>(Although Yule already passed, senpai)
If we're being pedantic, you could argue that Yule spans from late November to early January. Either way; glædelig jul to you too!
The winter solstice was on December 21
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>Have are yoy celebrating this great PAGAN holiday?
Pretty sure all of forty people are doing that (not just because the date is wrong). And some of those are brown.
Tnx for the pic!
>nu-pagan
Go home meme-flag-fag, you're drunk.
>Yule was originally (in pre-Christian times) used as name for mid-winter, from late November through the first part of January.
Go jul din gamle idiot!
Yes and the full/ new moon and solstice just happens to be at the same time as yule
Yule should be the day of the winter solstice? This year was the 21 December.
Danefags assemble, glædelig jul! ;)
The Christian state is ridiculous if you think about it. There's a lot of condemnation of pagan history, religion and even culture in Christian teachings but their biggest holiday is mostly Pagan in origin.
>but their biggest holiday is mostly Pagan in origin.
>t. Zeitgeist
glædelig jul min ven
Not an argument.
Don't need one for such a stupidly wrong post.
Happy Yule danskbro - i'm sacrifising merkel for odin tonight - may the gods be with us!
>being this retarded
No Jul is today.
>Although Yule already passed
depends on where you are mate
God jul danskjävlar :)
Just sucked the sperm from 5 corpses hail Odin
>Yule should be the day of the winter solstice?
again depends on the tradition. The 24th December became the tradition here in Denmark.
>mfw there are white people proud of adopting a sand nigger as their god
God jul og godt nytår Svensker!
Nobody attacked Christians before you entered this thread you autistic faggot
God jul, kælling!
You could have done that many Yules ago
Fucking Christ-shits larping as pagans, they bring the Xmas tree indoors and worship it, but forget they had it killed and chopped down, it has no roots and it's dead and they are playing with its corpse. Nature pity these fools.
God jul homoer, nogen som har en god jule sang?
>it has no roots and it's dead and they are playing with its corpse.
You mean just like every fucking wooden cross?
High score then an hero, faggot.
God jul, fellow Scandis
yule lads
Haven't they suffered enough?
going to my pastors house and spending time with family, praying and thanking christ.
>going to my pastors house and spending time with family, praying and thanking christ.
Ooga booga caveman winter shit
Fuck Odin
Fuck Jesus
Just me and my bitch in a cave praying that summer comes back again.
>Get on my level noobs
beat me to it
Exactly.
I'm jealous of all you real Scandis, I wish I could have a cool history, but instead, we have niggers. Not you Sweden, I don't count you.
We don't have cool history? en.wikipedia.org
What do you even know about our history, if I might ask? I would call you a mutt but it's Christmas so I'll just wish you a good one, burger. Hope you get some free time off during the holiday so you can educate yourself a bit.
I'm just kidding Sweden your history is cool too. I just wish you guys weren't cucking now.
>tfw I'm an easily triggered Swede
I need to get thicker skin or limit my time on Sup Forums
Yeah I wish so too man. 2018 looks promising in terms of uncucking though, we'll see.
never forget
Swedes are always easily triggered, I found that out in about 2007. I get it though, you're sticking up for a heritage you're watching disappear before your eyes, and I hate it for you. Same shit is happening worldwide, and you guys seem to be getting the brunt of it.
Not our proudest moment. Good thing we came back a few years later and conquered the Latvia and Estonia though. Poles often take credit for Kircholm btw, but in fact most of the soldiers fighting there were Balts. I'm sure you knew that though.
>looks promising
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We can't bully the Swede today, user. It's a time for joy. Be nice.
Pagan? Christmas trees come from Saint Boniface cucking you pagans by cutting down that old tree of Odin and a pine tree growing in its place which was quickly associated with Christianity's dominance.
You're just a LARPer. No one cuts their wrists and dances naked under the moon anymore. Be good if you did though OP. Pagancuck LARPers should all off themselves.
Is this you?
>No one cuts their wrists and dances naked under the moon anymore
Speak for yourself