Why does Sup Forums hate beard so much?

Aren't you all just low T beardless faggots?

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>t.nu-male

Tbqh I only have a beard because shaving would take a bit of time. I also don't iron my shirts.

>implying the neets here would spend the 10 minutes to properly shave
For what purpose?

Beards get nasty and dirty and numales don't scrub em properly. Makes you break out and cause problems later in life. Why do you think it's called "clean-shaven"?

Soyboys can't grow a beard, beard is masculine

Becasue avr. age of Sup Forumsak is 15 yo and cannot grew beard.

In my experience clean shaven men who are clearly capable of growing a beard, yet don't allow themselves to fall for the neckbeard virtue signaling, are much more attractive and more capable of being decent humans. Because you know, grooming yourself is a good indicator of at least decent mental health.

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Short well kept beards are awesome, long patchey beards like numales/soyboys have are nasty

because a mustache is much more badass

Most beards are hiding no chins.

I had a beard when I was 15

lol "okay"

Looks like a hobo, thanks for proving my point

are you a straight guy? that dude is fucking sexy

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No, i got a full beard

keep those beards shaven boys

there is nothing hot about a big beard

>implying I shave every day

Fuck that, can't be good for your skin.

Started growing facial hair at eleven, lads.

Soyboy beards have tainted beards in general. Soyboy grow shitty beards either to be ironic, mocking those who are actually masculine, or because they have a deep seeded feeling they can't explain that something about their lack of masculinity is wrong so they grow a beard to try to compensate.
Many on here feel soyboys have ruined beards. This is not the case because any man who wants to grow a beard is just going to grow a beard and not give a shit what anyone else thinks, much less allow a soyboy fad to dictate their lives.

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anyone who can grow a beard knows that they're disgusting and annoying for plenty of reaasons
anyone decent looking is clean shaven
if you use if to hide something thats another story

He looks like some hipster faggot though, if you have a beard the most important thing to not look like some numale is a proper haircut, he has a childs haircut like most people with beards do that's why the beard always looks so out of place.

>inb4 "It's now an hour and a half later how much is there?"

the difference between a jew or a nigger or a mutt and a european is the quality of their beard

Facial hair is a sign of virility and maturity. Only nu-males and beardlet don't grow one.

>jezebel
google it if you want to read it.

>tasteless plebs actually believe it's just a hipster thing to have the trophy of manhood

lol beardlets

>jews don't want men looking manly
gee what else is new, moron

I'm not a low T but I'm a bearless faggot and it sucks desu.

My beard growth is shitty and the bearded look in general is rather boring and overdone, partially thanks to manchildren dragging the style through the mud in a failed attempt to emulate masculinity

But yeah, dont have a beard mostly because I can only grow a sex offender tier goatee

that's why god invented the moustache

Aryan germanic men shave and look still manly and handsome. Only beta nu-male muslim faggots leave a beard to compensate for their femenine physique

post more fine looking beards

Beards ultimately depend on the person.

Anyone who says one or the other is the end all be all doesn't know shit.

Here's an example of when someone looks better with a beard than without.

it's not about having to compensate for lacking masculinity, it's about having the type of personality that embraces it, which is a turn-on to real women who aren't shit-tier dykes

best filter there is

nu males see pics like OP and think they look the same
truth is theyre just hiding a jawline they dont have

soy boys have ruined the beard for eternity

sorry, only hipsters have beards

>this is what jew slaves actually believe
pathetic

If you tell me Tsar Nicholas didn't have an aesthetic beard and would look better without it, you should probably kill yourself.

Don't let numales or mudslimes co-op the beard. Europeans can grow beards better than any other race.

Beard growth, like baldness, actually has jack shit to do with serum T levels and the real shit like prenatal T exposure, and more to do with how sensitive your hair follicles are to DHT. A complete beta bitch boy can and will grow a beard and go bald in his mid-20s. Just visit portland if you doubt this.

If you want to know if you're actually a man, check if your ring finger is longer than the index finger on the same hand. Same length or shorter = Your mother fucked up somehow, probably by drinking, smoking, being a crazy bitch, or downing ten pitchers of soy milk. Or maybe you are actually a fag/tranny and have mild androgen insensitivity issues. 2d:4d ratio is huge, as it also reflects how masculinized your brain is. Woman-handed men are very prone to depression because they have a sort of gender dysphoria - identifying as men, but being definitively and objectively inferior to REAL men.

Other good indicators of whether you are a man or a very old boy are wrist thickness, jawline, and knuckle hair.

>you will never have a beard this majestic
>even if you could grow it, you wouldn't because you're too insecure

sad!

I think most girls like clean shaven

Beards are fucking stupid. It's overly groomed numale bullshit. If you see a beard that has a perfect lineup and even length, just know that faggot put some wax in it, and paid $20+ to have it groomed by a barber. He's basically a woman getting her nails done.

>He looks like some hipster faggot though, if you have a beard the most important thing to not look like some numale is a proper haircut, he has a childs haircut like most people with beards do that's why the beard always looks so out of place.

Well and the jaw line...

which is why a long beard is much more attractive

Ruined by the fact that he has patches on his cheek that are incredibly thin.
That needs to be shaved to remove the patchiness and give it shape. Also, his neck beard in the back in bunching up. That also needs to be shortened.

He can grow a nice quality beard, he just doesn't bother to maintain it, that's the problem.

Because the most alpha civilization of all time, the Roman Empire, was led by men who shaved every day.

>wrist thickness
What's it meant to be?

lol, showing that you don't maintain is much more manly and attractive, durr

This is all very interesting but.... Sources?

Never cared for beards personally. As an adult I justify it by referring to Roman distate for beards, hehe.
They look good on some people, but mostly they're attached to soft-skinned nu-males that dont deserve them.

>Giving a single fuck what women like

Want to know how I know you don't get laid?

this

A lot of us don't want to maintain it. Also, thats more of a genetic thing, you don't grow a beard faster or more full because you work out more often. Mine is all patchy, but I have some native blood so that's to be expected, and I just opt for the clean shaven look.

Androgen = bone mass

If you have skinny wrists, you were lacking in androgen as a child/adolescent and I would not be surprised at all if you had autogynophilia or some other feminine tendency, like preferring masculine and dominant women. This can be caused by diet, genetics, or just a sedentary computer nerd lifestyle.

You can google them like a man.

>letting soyboys dictate how you look
lol, you guys are fucking faggots. beards make pussies quiver

Just makes you look like a fucking homeless man.

I think your constant posting of shit quality beards or beard/hair combinations that don't match is reaching homosexual levels.

Damn right

>You can google them like a man.
Tried... wasn't satisfied with the results... I'm happy to google and read something myself, but going to need some parameters to get what you want me to see...internet is a big place

>remorse eyes after a protracted assfucking last night
>considering turning in his roommate for rape even though he initiated

Brainlets in here don't understand the difference between a soyboy numale "beard" and an actual masculine beard

that's because you have shit genetics and probably look homeless anyway

t. fingerlet

dude's a model, doubt he has any problem finding a hole

If you're white and not some churka or arab, you ain't gonna have a thick beard until your 30s or something.
Chinks won't have full beards even in their 130s.

Because fags hide their fagginess with beards its also associated with leftism and Islamic shit.

i have more hair on my chest and back than most of bearded fags have on their body.

>t. namefag (mason?)
your opinion doesn't matter since you're a joke

Looks like a noodle-armed faggot.

Hi Ahmed!

every women will be staring at him when he enters a room

but yeah sure fuck female attention

thats the whole point, he's a model BECAUSE he's feminine. If he fought a random guy on the street, he would get absolutely demolished. There's no way he would be able to compete with other men physically.


Sticking with the odds, most men who have beards are pussies and they know it, which is why they grow the beard. Just because you can post pictures of 3 guys who have beards you think are hot doesn't disprove the 3million beardo's that exist

Yeah, because women have such great taste in men.

aren't women the ones who came up with the "pedo stache" meme? this is subconscious aesthetics

it's been fun :^)

please keep shaving boys, nothing screams sex like a bare-faced child

Bogdabogdanov
Keksimus

You look 50 bruh

>bare faced
>screams sex
>bearded
>screams gay sex

that sure explains why every gay guy is hairless, right?

ho ho ho

Women will like what I tell them to like.

> he has a childs haircut
That's a hat.

Hadrien would have a word

god damn

you're blessed, my friend. take note, gentleman. that's the type of beard that fathers 10 children and fends off women left and right.

Bearded fags looks like shit goats

that sure explains why women ask me to stroke my face in bars and stop and stare at me when I'm out and other men are the ones who tell me to shave