Brit/pol/ - Chad tim farron edition

>I'm more than 'Madame Brexit' - Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42458062

>Boris Johnson says UK wants better relations with Russia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42450479

>British passports will return to 'iconic' blue cover after Brexit, it is confirmed
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/22/british-passports-will-return-iconic-blue-cover-brexit-confirmed/

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5210093/British-troops-just-1-head-Christmas.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42469901
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5209919/Mumsnet-user-says-Mary-raped-God-Christmas-story.html
antisemitism.uk/jewish-voice-for-labour-activist-beverly-krell-posts-death-threats-to-former-labour-friends-of-israel-chair-and-threats-of-violence-to-jews/
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First for crippling depression

“Not successfully.”

“Not successfully.”


“Not successfully.”
“Not successfully.”
“Not successfully.”

Just kill yourself.

Abolish the Monarchy!

become a republic like your overlord the US

youtu.be/JdS6fyUIklI

Well lads it's six years without her today. Six years where I've turned why should have been a suicide note into a novel. It's been fun lads but cheerio.

After you friend

I still don't get how those fucking ragheads didn't manage to properly kill her.

Make sure you take out some undesirables with you.

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youtu.be/fbr5PVhV3es
Watch this
It's short but important

More successful than everyone on brit/pol/ combined.

Vlad, why do you hate us so?
Is it Putin's dick in your arse that makes you so angry?

There's a few of us in Russell groups
How many are needed to add up to Oxford ?

Just opened a toblerone. It has large gaps between each peak. What do?

>mumm ID

Anglophile here

After some extensive research into British history I've determined that the invention of the airplane was the number 1 contributor in the downfall of Britain.

>on shitty little island and able to protect itself with boats for hundreds of years
>America invents airplane
>lol we'll just fly over your navy
>islandniggers can't into antiaircraft
>*destroys manufacturing*

stay mad, cock slave and do get back to servicing us as we buy your country out one buisness at a time and then make you the 51st state.

>There's a few of us in Russell groups
Claims.

Thank you for the dumbest thing I'm likely to read today.

It's true though.

The airplane allowed enemies to finally reach Britain whereas before they had to compete with your navy, which if you recall, was the literal lifeblood of your economy

Why are you here

Except we kicked the shit out of flying enemies too.

Why are you here?
All I see is agitprop shills who hate Britain.

Actually what destroyed the empire was sharts. Really. The reason the world is turning brown is because you

>Except we kicked the shit out of flying enemies too.
>we
Don't you mean the brave polish fighter pilots who saved your tiny island?

After they kicked the shit out of London and destroyed literally all of your manufacturing

>as we buy your country out one buisness at a time
oh
i didn't realise there were chinese people on here

youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M

Why am i a agitprop shill?

They played a part, true, but that's to be expected since we went into the war for them and all. They were't the only ones flying the planes by any stretch you dirty euro fuck.

I don't think Dresden and Hamburg got off lightly either.

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No it's the yuros and oil Kangz buying out British business

Actual mongs are getting more than our troops for Christmas

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5210093/British-troops-just-1-head-Christmas.html

john deacon putting in a solid but understated performance there
i wonder where he is now

>posting in britpol on Xmas eve

we are also buying you out, and pretty fast I may add.

>Literally jumps in the thread after my comment.
How the fuck am I meant to know?
Give it a while I'm sure you'll do something.

yeah russians and saudis too
but chinese are buying up property in city and town centres
they start with one place and radiate outwards
soon everywhere will have a chinatown

Just about all of Europe was destroyed by bombing raids.

>we
yeah i'm pretty sure you've got nothing to do with it flaggot

Weird my flag just changed.

>uses we as a country but butt blasts others for doing so as well.

this is why everyone doesn't like you limey fish fuckers

it's shocking innit
but i'm off to my family's place in a couple of hours
this is the last shitposting opportunity i'll have for a few days
might as well post some girls with big tits

mornings bongs. can a burger get a tldr of the last few weeks of whats been going on with your end of the pond? saw the eu wants to be cunts over the color of passports but thats about it. thanks and best holiday wishes.

what the fuck are you talking about you noodle
point out where i did that

That's really shit. We should be doing much more to support our troops.

Anyone know of a charity I can donate a bit of money to that will be used to help our frontline troops? I'd prefer one that isn't a scam that'll pocket most the money for high paid staff

>thanks and best holiday wishes
It's Christmas. Even the queens acknowledges that.

By the way, when does the queen address the nation?

There are some that do Christmas boxes for troops but its probably a bit late now for them to get stuff this year.

>when does the queen address the nation?
3pm tomorrow

Jags beat Accies 1-0

an aardvark died in a fire mate
it's really sad

see here

xmas has been saved, had to bike around shops for an hour to find a christmas jumper

>i didn't realise there were chinese people on here

remember when you said that?

>Army halts plans to ditch 'Be the Best' slogan

>Plans to ditch the Army's Be the Best slogan and its crest logo have been halted by the defence secretary.

>The Mail on Sunday said the Army was considering changing the slogan after market research said it was considered "dated, elitist and non-inclusive".

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? The whole point of the organisation is to shoot people in the face with guns, who cares if its slogan is "dated, elitist and non-inclusive". Fucking hell.

>The Ministry of Defence said the Army-commissioned rebrand had cost £520,000.

>But a spokesman told BBC News that Gavin Williamson believed the Army was "the best of the best" and that the rebrand proposals had been put on hold.

Christ almighty, what level of egalitarianism are you on?

Based Gavin stepping in to stop the madness.

Fuck, link bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42469901

what?
in what way is
>i didn't realise there were chinese people on here
an example of
>uses we as a country but butt blasts others for doing so as well.

never mind
i guess you had an american education and therefore don't have very good reading comprehension

>The research also found the Army's crest - depicting crossed swords, a crown and a lion - to be "non-inclusive"

Christ, the fucking army can't even resist the poz

>tfw last year was really comfy on brit/pol/, shitposting with YKTD and other trips who have gone now

When we said No Reply YKTD 2017
we didn't know how right we were

pls dont fall for the "war on christmas" bs that pops up literally every holiday for the last decade. it makes us look bad.

>tfw about to leave home and see family for the next 3 days

fucking LONG

Remember when everyone thought the queen was dead ?

test

Say as you please you failing state, hope the crash isn't to hard on you guys

The difference is you're using personal pronouns in relation to corporations when you're not even employed. Do you live vicariously through globalist businesses or something? Sounds like the prole has come to enjoy his cage.

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5209919/Mumsnet-user-says-Mary-raped-God-Christmas-story.html

She has a point.

I made that image.

An aardvark died in a fire. Literally.

Possibly the biggest news in about a month.

>throws toys out of pram
typical flaggot

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was literally about to post this

are darkies now /ourniggas/?

Meerkats missing presumed dead.
That made me chuckle.

>Mumsnet-user-says-Mary-raped-God-Christmas-story
Love the way DM urls miss out words changing the story.

>flaggot
I like.

foiled bombing in chesterfield according to my mate, was going to be done boxing day in the local shopping centre or something

lil c

that's not very nice user

isis lads have been notably inept recently

>SauvignonBlanche posted: '''I am the Lord's servant,' Mary answered. 'May it be to me as you have said. Then the angel left her.'' Luke 1:26-38.'

>Loonoonow wrote: '''To me be as it pleases god' she said.'' That sounds like consent to me.'

I feel bad now.

And Joseph was the ultimate cuck.

that nigga woke.

>tfw care more about a dead aardvark than I would if there was a truck of peace
I have issues.

Why is this news?

She could have failed everything and still got a place

I'm "working", what else am I gonna do?

>We should be doing much more to support our troops
Why? They're redundant.

The upper ranks are a bunch of progressive leftists, we know this.

That's frighteningly accurate.

What should i do with my second flags lads? ones already hung, correctly, vertically over the sofa.

antisemitism.uk/jewish-voice-for-labour-activist-beverly-krell-posts-death-threats-to-former-labour-friends-of-israel-chair-and-threats-of-violence-to-jews/

When you can be a jewish anti-semite

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Fellow uneh students, how are you spending your xmas break?

3/10

I've got stupid shitty essays to do and I don't want to do them. Completely fell out of love with my degree recently and don't even want to graduate.

delaying revision for my january exams and coursework

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As if you need to actually revise for Wimminz studies, just bash the patriarchy, you'll be fine

Just been reading Joe's book. Recommended Brit/pol/ reading list should be.