HALT! Ihre papiere bitte

[Kevin Davis]

I'm going to keep this running all day until the mods ban me. I think a lot of people enjoy these threads and it's Christmas after all so Merry Christmas you fucking degenerates.

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

[Jaxson Ward]

Roll

OP is for once not a fag

[Easton Davis]

Rollen

[Gabriel Davis]

roll for axis

[Landon Young]

Roll

[Robert Davis]

Enemy soldier, sent to the Nazi fun camps.

Please let me out, i was a good boy that dindu nothin.

[Tyler Rivera]

ROLL

[Josiah Rivera]

Nein. NEIN! Nicht schiessen bitte. Papiere hier in Tasche, schnell!! Schnelll!!!

[Alexander Rodriguez]

Hier, Herr Leutnant

[Elijah Sullivan]

roll mein fuhrer

[Zachary Price]

Make Scandinavia great again.

[Levi Brooks]

SIEG HEIL!

[Carson Nguyen]

haven't had one of these in a while

[Joseph Russell]

FRÖHLICHE WEISSE WEIHNACHT!

[Luis Collins]

Hello fellow white.

[Ethan Kelly]

>High ranking Nazi Reich official

GAS THE KIKES!!

[James Ward]

Got SS last roll. Eastern front. Let's go kill some fucking Russians

[Mason Ortiz]

I forgot my papers

[Benjamin Cooper]

Mein papers? I have them right here...

[Thomas Cook]

rollen

[Isaac Kelly]

Eastern Front rolling for the win

[Landon Murphy]

Fuck.

[Nathaniel Williams]

I was send to the eastern position to kill commies until we run out of bullets?

Wow, that is pretty nice

[Justin Gray]

senpai pls

[Eli Jackson]

I CANNOT BE STOPPED I AM THE MAN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

[Aaron Ortiz]

JAWOLL HERR KALEUN

[Noah Price]

Hier meine Papiere Herr Obersturmführer

[Eli Bailey]

pyöräys

[Cooper Williams]

Gaddamit I'm a faggot. At least I'll get tortured though so there is that. Better than being straight and getting sent to North Africa.

[Jace Evans]

I still have no idea what happened in Africa during WW2.

[Kayden Martinez]

Roll

[Luke Hill]

rolling for death

[Juan Evans]

rollinu

[Easton Parker]

Your new Führer has arrived. Check em colors

[Cooper Turner]

Rölli

[Brody Phillips]

h-hi officers

[Isaiah Gutierrez]

so close to Axis win
brb killing myself in a bunker

[Charles White]

Oy vey, please let me pass through. I‘m white. Trust me, sir.

[Parker Peterson]

anything but nigger pls

[Thomas Nelson]

ROLLAN

[Isaiah Foster]

some of us weren’t so lucky

[Colton Powell]

I love these threads
c'mon, baby...

Wehrmacht Deutsche Afrikakorps
Panzer rollen in Afrika vor!

[Henry Kelly]

well this will be awkward

[Luke Morris]

rollerino

[Brody Ross]

Hey, a General Government conscript sent to fight commies in USSR, I'll take what I get.

[Joshua Collins]

ROLL

[Christian Jenkins]

Derp

[Jace Wright]

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_African_Campaign
Educate yourself this Christmas, user.

[John Rogers]

Roll for free bullets.

[Carson Thomas]

Rollerino

[Chase Sanchez]

Oh shit

[Angel Jenkins]

im a member of the french ss i swear

[Colton Cox]

ROLL

[Christian Parker]

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

[Andrew Bailey]

Roll

[Robert Kelly]

Seizen der faggoten!

[Owen Gray]

Absolutely nothing of importance.

[Justin Gray]

Always knew it

[Jaxon Fisher]

Ok.

[Joseph Rogers]

Roll

[Elijah Roberts]

Huh so I'm the fox now.

[Hudson Hernandez]

Röll

[Jayden Morales]

Roll

[Juan Williams]

We need all the help we can get

[Adam Turner]

Okay, let's try this.

[Wyatt James]

Mist! Schon wieder Atlantikwall.

[Matthew Myers]

uhh h-here they are

[Justin Allen]

Bump

[Logan Morris]

rolling

[Joshua Price]

Herr Lieutenant, mein Hund hat die Papiere gefressen. Was kann ich tun?

[Eli Gonzalez]

Hitler let me out of the Auschwitz, please I've been gassed 7 times, and i saw a guy eating cheese, and cake in the gas chambers, i think I've served my sentence!

[Ethan White]

first for stalingrad

[Carson Sanchez]

>High ranking Nazi Reich official
>Sent to the Western Front
My body is ready!

[Leo Ramirez]

Jawohl. Rollen.

[Hunter Smith]

Oy vey

[William Bailey]

roll for role

[Charles Brooks]

Of course, sir, here are my papers.

[Cameron Taylor]

Rollin'

[Elijah Jackson]

Heil!

[Jace Hughes]

Ok lets go for it

[Isaac Robinson]

good luck everybody

[Daniel Barnes]

rolling

[Jack Hill]

N-Nani??!

[Michael Allen]

Roll

[Christian Murphy]

Oh fug

[Ian Morris]

roll

[Asher Hernandez]

guess i'm a member of vichy france's colonial forces instead lol, seems comphy enough my great grandfather was in africa

[Robert Reed]

roll first check later

[Ian Sanchez]

Ich komme aus Afrika

[Chase Morgan]

All quiet on the Western front!

[Elijah Jenkins]

Guten tag. Meine Frau war lesbisch

[Parker Diaz]

Merry Christmas

[Gabriel Turner]

rollerino

[Asher Ortiz]

FUUUUUUUUUU
Off to the holocoaster for me.

[Connor Bailey]

HEIL HITLER

[Zachary Perez]

roll

[John Edwards]

Roll

[Matthew Reed]

OY VEY

[Daniel Bennett]

Here's my papers, heil Hitler

[Cooper Thomas]

Papiere THIS!