Rem>Emilia

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Why are you stating an opinion held by the vast majority of the population.

Because he knows this is Sup Forums and it will bait buttblasted faggots who will hate because she's popular.

Who?

>this kills the Remfag

Splendid taste

Taking out your anger from last thread by falseflagging shitposter-kun?

ESL doesn't really make these threads. This one was probably actually made to bump that cesspool of a thread off of Sup Forums

Oh really?

toshite, Sup Forums?

What thread are you guys talking about?

And she still wants to suck that guy's dick by agreeing to be his second wife. What a whore!

Nee-sama is good too.

Just the regular thread, it should be on the archive if you care. Some summary information and the chapter got dropped in there but after that its pretty much 200+ posts of garbage.

Not while she's so hung up on Roswaal she isn't. Her request would've been almost touching except its directed at fucking Roswaal, who is currently being a little bitch in the corner of his room cradling his gospel.

Oh, come on. It's not like Rem isn't going to turn into the Dark Lord's number one cocksleeve when the time comes.

I doubt that she wouldn't tear him a new one when he does something stupid like being an actual dick. Plus it would break the promise those two have and Subaru takes being a hero for her sake very seriously.

And here I thought I'd kept my Emilia folder updated.

Thanks famalam.

He'll just have to use his shapeshifting Lust penis and magic hands to mindbreak her.

Which of their imaginations is better? To truly enslave her he'll have to come up with something she hasn't already thought of.

Subaru has the upper hand by virtue of being born in a world which has doujins

Well, if he can also amplify the sensation and her love with Wrath, he should be fine. He's got everything he needs.

Stop stating the obvious

Well since its done its role might as well sage this thread too

At least Subaru is actually nice and considerate towards her

Roswaal has his moments. Though that makes it clear that he chooses to be a dick.

Roswaal is considerate most of the time, and apparently good at all kinds of headpats. Its just he might occasionally leave you to suffer or leave you to die or kill you or whatever. No big deal.

Priscilla > Rem

Typhon > Everyone

>serial murderer and crippler

Baddies must be vanquished

Felt > everyone

If Felt had more screen time she would have been Sup Forums favorite girl.

Both = Shit

Oh, so you are alternative

bunny

angry

Doodles of the sizable hare?

>bunnies get official art before Sekhmet.

What a world we live in.
Also why does everything look so cute in the LN.

Tell me something new.

There needs to be more monty python Re:zero memeing

Subaru and the mansion party riding imaginary horses back to sanctuary to meet Roswaal the enchanter and deal with the sizeable hare as villagers follow them with coconuts

why doesnt he just transform into a shadow orc and destroy her elven booty already? Seriously that would have shortened it to like 1 volume max.

What are the legal repercussions if i wiggle her ears

probably none since she gets her breasts fondled with chopsticks later on and doesn't think much of it

Hol up what when and who

The group meets Reid Astrea in Arc 6, who fights using chopsticks, and while Emilia fights him he fondles her breast using one of the chopsticks, and she doesn't care about that. He even points that out angrily at Subaru, saying he's not doing a good enough job. Something like that I think.

True but this is best gril

I wonder how Reid is like when he doesnt fuck around.

And they should just throw Ram in for sacrifice and get it over with. See how good of a "club weilder" he truly is.

She sucks

I want the potato to return

I stopped at episode 15 and Emilia>Rem

>pretending to watch

Rem is objectively better. Emiliafags always on suicide watch pending the REM AWAKENING.

You swallow Subaru's cum on daily basis.