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>DUDEEEE
>BROOO
>SHEEEEIT
>bro wtf is that shit bro
>das some ufo
>dude
>oh my god you guys
>it's north korea!
>it's terrifying! the aliens are here!
>bruh
>I don't understand what this alien is
>I can't believe I'm witnessing this
>oh my gosh!!
>dude
>bruh
>it's aliens!!!
>it's that north korean bastard!!!
>it's chem trails!
>it's air art
>it's an alien squid
>dude
>bruh
The absolute state of Americans and butchering the English language.
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looks exactly like a rocket.
Dude... it looks nothing like a rocket, bruh
it's a giant spermatozoon
I watched it Launch...
INVISIBLE GIANT ALIEN PUSSY
AYY LMAO
Apparently you weren't on Sup Forums during the launch to see the HAPPENING threads. People are dumb and easily impressionable.
Bro it look like a sperm cell
I was with my family, didn't catch the threads. You sure it wasn't ironic shitposting? We are smarter than the average.
It does.
>Just after sunset
>White glowing cloud that looks like it came from a comet
>Spinny white cloud creator in the middle of it
It looks like a rocket that just jettisoned a spent stage.
Not sure of anything, but there were multiple. Plus of course /x/ had threads claiming ufo. Anyway, be well Bulgariabrah.
It prob wasn't a real UFO, but you are subhuman low IQ trash if you don't realize the ayyys are here and our governments know
Proofs?
>Five people claimed someone touched them sexually
Must be true!
>Hundreds, thousands claim to have seen UFO, aliens, be abducted etc
You're crazy to believe that!
Sounds like there s plenty of similar footage then, care to share some?
Because it was a rocket launch that was live and broadcasted
It goes beyond the scope of the launch, though.
Saw this live from a parking lot in the port of los angeles. Was drinking beer with coworkers.
Feels good living in a place like LA where badass shit happens all the time.
>bruh haha looks like a sperm cell dude haha lol
I don't even care if it's aliens at this point, just fucking nuke the entire planet.
The wispy brightness is due to frozen condensate created by the rocket engine in the upper atmosphere where it's illuminated by sunlight.
why do most americans have the mental age of a 15 year old?
I honestly don't understand how anyone can think that was a Rocket, what fucking rocket is a translucent beam of light with a sperm shaped gas cloud that retains shape and follows it around holding perfectly still? While also having some glowing orb in the center, while also being surrounded by strange 3 dot triangular crafts.
>I honestly don't understand
That's where you stop
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The sperm shaped gas cloud is the exhaust plume of the second stage of the rocket, the 3 dots is the first stage of the rocket and the two halves of the fairing of the payload.
That's when most Americans give up on school and educating themselves.
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