Why is the Canadian army still a thing?

>Archaic, has done nothing of note in over 70 years
>Cannot even handle peacekeeping, France picked up the slack for this about 2004
>3rd world navy that can't operate outside of Canadian waters without US logistical support
>Zero rotory wing aircraft armed with weaponry
>Less AA capability than most African countries
>Plagued by bureaucracy, way too many cheifs and barely any indians
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Less than 100 JTF-2 guys, who operate under JSOC anyways, and your meme tier CANSOF who are barely on par with US army Rangers, doesn't excuse the absolute state of your military. Frost niggers, explain yourselves

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we subsidize their defense so they can afford to give free shitty healthcare and take homeless to the liquor store

they do a lot of humanitarian work and have historically succeeded where other militaries failed.
they dont always charge headfirst into battle guns a blazin but theyd go lay their lives on the line before you would, user.
agree with the wars and battles or not, show some respect

Divide and conquer jew thread.
Wise herb in options.

Why are you making the same damn thread over and over again. Granted, no one likes Canada but there's been a thread about their army every day for the past 2 weeks or so.

also this
leafland is lost but you dont have to keep brow beating our military
we get it. its not as big or important as yours. sleep well burgerbro

This is a d/c shill thread.
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I'm a Helmand combat vet, and I lost a lot of friends because the Canadians LARPed so hard in Kandahar. With all due respect, fuck the Canadian army they are useless cunts.
First post, probably more vets than me feel like this (shocker)
Fucking do something about it then, living in denial and pretending you have a well trained army or that they performed well in Afghanistan is just spitting on the graves of those who didn't come back

>join army
>go to war
>bitch that people died
Faggot. Super faggot

>Be Canada
>No wars since Korea
>Volunteer for Kandahar, arguably most violent and strategic province in war
>Argue for it so much, more experienced better equipped British troops go into less populated Helmand instead
>Britbongs still have the sense to go with 9,000 troops
>Canada sends less than 3,000; most aren't even combat units
>Only participate in one major kenetic operation, and still need 10th mountain and 5th SFG to hold your hands
>Complain not enough help from Americans
>On multiple occasions flat out refuse to ceed battle space to US (such as entire MEB in 2009)
>LARP about by pulling most troops back onto bases. No terretory held but less troops lost. "winning war"
>Hand over Kandahar to US army 101st 2011
>Oh no, the villages we wern't actually patroaling on foot in Panjwai for over 3 years somehow got infested with Taliban and IED's...oh well, something something every war is exactly like Vietnam something something muh Vimmy Ridge though
Day of the rake when?

>Be Canadian
>Buy Helicopters
>Arm none of them
>Can't even land them on ships
Kek "We wuz well trained soldiers"
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You are confused, it's not an army. It's a gaggle of cuckscouts.

Canada isn't even a country.

They're pretty tolerant though

Why is the American army still a thing?

>hasn't won a war in 70 years
>gets btfo by vietnamese peasants
>picks fights with most impoverished nations on Earth
>still loses
>just an expansive welfare scheme for rural and suburban retards

Clearly this is the secret to their strength, unhinged trannys on SSRI's and rifles

You literal nigger, at least we got a cease fire in Vietnam before we left. You faggots are the first NATO country to ever leave an AO with enemy troops in the field. We BTFO Sadam and still got Bin Laden after you faggots left. Leafs have no self awareness

>the leaf scream in pain as he strikes himself

Swedish troops are actually trained better than Canadians, was shocked actually plus you guys get to rock massive beards kek

Canada BTFOd you in 1812

Remember that Burgers?

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without an army Canada would be constantly invaded

It's funny that the only US military success in the past 70 years was done by king nigger

Meanwhile US military are fielding pic related in their special forces

Canada wasn't a country till 1812 you autistic leaf

British Army:
5,200 (at war's start)
48,160 (at war's end)
Provincial regulars: 10,000
Militia: 4,000
Royal Marines
Royal Navy
Ships of the line: 11
Frigates: 34

Not to piss on your shitposting or anything but I'd rather have one of these guys on my side than any murheens if we're going innawoods where it's cold and shit. And they got pretty cool rifles now.

this really

Do you realize only Americans call Vietnam a victory, and nobody else?

Same with Iraq.

That's our army faggot, we literally use them for occupation and have a Marine Corps that's larger than the total combined Canadian air force, navy, and army. Also pic related is actual Canadian Special Forces soldiers with a muffin tops, sad

Seems like a great time to join. Get paid great and zero risk of danger. Can cucks should join the military for an education

> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Rangers

spain should gather all the spics on their former colonies, bring it to spain and do the world a favor and nuke itself.

I don't know any American's that call Vietnam a victory, and what was the purpose of Iraq? We removed Saddam and they have a government that is still functioning (literally just expelled all isis fighters from last major city) 6 years after we officially left. How are you this autistic, like did you eat led paint chips as a toddler or something?

lol'd at Chief Alcohol Syndrome

Missed opportunity
>the leaf crackles in pain as he is raked

Yes, a group of LARPing chugs with WWII erra wooden rifles are better than US Marine riflemen...this is most likely what has kept the Russians at bay in the arctic for all of these years

The purpose of Iraq? I'm not sure. But if you try to fight global terrorism and you leave a completely destabilized country that became a breeding ground for international terrorism, I wouldn't call it a success. And not just Iraq, but what about Libya, Syria and Afghanistan?

It's great. It means if global warming actually happens, they'll have no way of defending themselves when we take their land.

Why are you so obsessed with our country? Fuck off loser.

Yeah I am sure that will go as well as your last wars, you will spend 10 years getting the shit shot out if you before retreating and claiming victory.

You're literally retarded if you think wars are fought to "defeat terrorism" or that exploiting the host country for resources is unique to this or any war. Like forrest gump Walmart patriotism tier window lickage.

Cry harder faggot.

Why don't the USA and Canada just have a war already? 1 on 1

Because in reality the US and Canada get along just fine. It's just this one larping shitposter that keeps on making the same thread.

achmed what you doing in london, you have to go back

Well we share a border with the US. That's the only reason why.

Our military is a joke all the equipment is antique.

>Implying the average Canadian bugman is a 30 year hardened combat veteran like the Vietnamese
>Being this dilusional
Not even in an autistic "muh 1812" way, like literally dislusional. Look up the 1970 and 1980 FLQ crisis, it's not even classified anymore: US army was ready to blitz 10th Mountain from Ft Drum in New York to Ottawa because your meme tier military wasn't predicted to be able to handle a few LARPing frogs. JUST

>hasn't won a war in 70 years
The ABSOLUTE STATE of leaf education.

>ISAF
Mobius One is a girl?

Only if you stay the fuck out of it this time, dad

Don't worry, I want to see some leafs get raked

Those are Tikka rifles, pretty cool stuff. And if we're going innawoods in artic conditions, I'd rather follow one of these guys than a spic marine that has never seen the snow any day.

You do realize that every Marine is trained to hit a targe at 800yds right? You need to read how they got the name devildogs. It's about MArines being able to shoot so well that the enemy thought they were entire units of snipers.

Attu, Bastogne, Choson resevoir, Valley Forge. Americans have fought in the cold before and survived it's harsh conditions and those were just average soldiers, you're talking about Marines.

OK

THIS

Yeah and when did those half staved over worked Vietcong because 30 year vets again? Face it the most advanced army in the world got there shit stomped in a bug infested jungle and you yanks still cry about it.

Oh and we were first on site when hurricane Katrina flooded the fuck out if your poorly built state. I guess you were to busy getting killed in a sand pit by half starved over worked....

Huh, I am seeming a pattern here.

>the absolute state of the US Military.

Canada is fighting side-by-side with America and other allies in every war.

It also must protect its arctic clay from the Russkies.

muh marines, did a Canadian fucked your wives or sumtin?

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>Being so historically illiterate that he doesn't know VC kicked out both French and British before Americans
>Somehow linking this to hurricane katrina
>"Hurr durr we were first there" fakeandgay.jpg

Female Marines (smallest branch btw) with higher physical training standards than your male grunts? Really makes you think
themanatee.net/canadian-forces-solves-fat-problem-by-lowering-standards/

Sure bud, seen ur marines operate. Bunch of pansies. You are not sending your best. Sad!

In combat? Because your military hasn't done shit overseas since 2008...you boot fuck

fucking hate canadians and i cannot wait to annex and use your country for our very own australia where we send our worst pieces of trash there and they eventually wipe all of the natives organically

So you couldn't even kill an army that just spent the last 20 years fighting against frogs and bongs? Your freash, well equipped, technology advance army couldn't take on a tired worn out force that has been fighting for the last 20 years?

Shit you guys really are stupid.

Fuckin, LOl, eh. Iraq's "army" put up less resistance than the US saw in Grenada.

Why would we do anything when we have a low IQ neighbor spending his money on the neighborhood watch? You send in your "men" and women and we'll just save ours thenks.

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>posts this thread every day
>thinks he's a tough guy because he played canasta in the desert for 6 months

To yank that keeps on making these threads, just how many Canadians fucked you girl?

>Vietnam: 50 years ago
>Kandahar: not even a decade ago
Kill yourself you frostback

Why are you posting our Sharia police?

nigger tier

>they do a lot of humanitarian work and have historically succeeded where other militaries failed.
When?
>they dont always charge headfirst into battle guns a blazin
This is true, but not in the way you want.

72 posts and not one defending why Canada still has an army or WTF they actually do

Ah Castro, the guy you couldn't kill.

Because your country along with yurop is a LEECH draining our resources and putting in minimal effort. I hope you fuckers get raped and pillaged by all the sand niggers u let in

"If you let them fuck your wife and elect his half spic son, you win."

>why does any one besides america have a military

To much fun taking the piss out of your yank brother. But real talk mostly humanitarian work, natural disasters both in house and overseas, and NATO shit from time to time.

Only thing that could prove it more is cuckdeau growing a patchy ass beard like his papi

Cry harder and maybe throw in some air support the next time your CIA buddys fail an invasion.

>Mostly humanitarian work
No you don't, not in almost 20 years. So I ask again: What does the Canadian army actually DO?

your nation is a fucking irl joke. i unironically HATE canadians and would jump at the chance to reenlist to go to war with you cunts

>4th largest army in the world
>Armed with modern Russian equipment
>Basically the consolation fuck from the huge set of blue balls the fall of the USSR gave the US
>Expecting hundreds of thousands of casualties
>Coalition out numbered 2:1 against an entrenched enemy
>World bracing for huge war
>US rolls over large, well equipped veteran army like they're nothing
>Everything went better than expected
>World collectively shits itself that the US is capable of that level of non-nuclear destruction
>26 years later some Canadian fag on the internet
>Lol Iraq was soooo easy lolololol

Remember that time you got embarrassed by a bunch of Croats, who you are still technically at war with 20 years ago? Pepperage Farms remembers

This shit is why we need a new world war. Not some war we can ignore if we want to, something that is fight or be destroyed. We'll be forced to either make our military great again, or die trying.

Lol all that only to get blown the fuck out 10 years later by the same people with an even greater advantage over them.

Why do you guys even have an army if you fail so much?

that was a french victory

>reenlist
Potato peeling faggot

Yeah, they expelled ISIS after the US deployed 3 divisions (1ID, 101 Abn Div, and a division sized Marine Air-Ground detachment) and a enough SF ODAs to make an infantry battalion that spent the last 2 years conducting offensive operations against ISIS in Iraq and on the Syrian border.

>>Armed with modern Russian equipment
WEW
LAD

What the fuck are you talking about you dillusional syrup nigger? You miss that part where we hung Saddam on national television after turning his sons into swiss cheese and banning everybody from the lowest private to the most senior ranking Republican guard from ever serving in their government again? It's actually painful that you snow niggers have this little self awareness, like your military is combat innefective. Look up Operation Medusa: you cannot operate independently, you're useless cunts

Gravy seal

>thousands of young white men must die at each others hands, just so America can't make fun of us on a Somalian basket eating board.

>Thinking the US deployed the entire 101st, 1ID, and a MAGTAF
What are company sized detatchments? Fuck you leaf civis are cringey

>implying xir's country did anything in Iraq

Remember that time you had an entire unit disbanded and got kicked the fuck out of a country because your Paras got caught sodomizing a Somali teenager with a broom stick? Peperage Farms remembers

>Frost niggers, explain yourselves

There's nothing to explain. We're definitely weak in that area and we have to make things better.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_Affair