>get home
>walk in room
>see this on your bed
wat do?
Get home
Prepare my anus.
jesus
Wonder when I became a gay black priest
hey now, it wasn't just pucci. DIO was a huge slut, this could be anybody's bed he's on. Like Mariah! Or N'doul!
let him impregnate me
what the hell is wrong with you. enjoy your satan baby.
STAR PLACHINOOM, followed by 1000 oras.
>Open the window
>light
>He dies
Profit. Death to fags
step on in
>assuming he wouldn't time stop and kill you first
die baseborn scum
Is this a jojo reference???
Tell him that Holy Diver might be his best album, but 1v1 Stargazer steamrolls everything.
KAKATTE KOI
KAKATTE KOI
KAKATTE KOI
KAKATTE KOI
WRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!
Accept my impending death
>in the sun light
Ask him why he isn't dying
Not all of DIO's kids were evil shitlords
most of them were. even giorno is kind of an asshole
Beg for him to impregnate me and make me into his vampire waifu, and to give me a sweet ass stand
what the FUCk pick one
WRYYYYY!
Close the door and find a new place to live.
Ask him about his diet plan.