Get home

>get home
>walk in room
>see this on your bed
wat do?

Prepare my anus.

jesus

Wonder when I became a gay black priest

hey now, it wasn't just pucci. DIO was a huge slut, this could be anybody's bed he's on. Like Mariah! Or N'doul!

let him impregnate me

what the hell is wrong with you. enjoy your satan baby.

STAR PLACHINOOM, followed by 1000 oras.

>Open the window
>light
>He dies

Profit. Death to fags

step on in

>assuming he wouldn't time stop and kill you first
die baseborn scum

Is this a jojo reference???

Tell him that Holy Diver might be his best album, but 1v1 Stargazer steamrolls everything.

KAKATTE KOI
KAKATTE KOI
KAKATTE KOI
KAKATTE KOI

WRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!

Accept my impending death

>in the sun light

Ask him why he isn't dying

Not all of DIO's kids were evil shitlords

most of them were. even giorno is kind of an asshole

Beg for him to impregnate me and make me into his vampire waifu, and to give me a sweet ass stand

what the FUCk pick one

WRYYYYY!

Close the door and find a new place to live.

Ask him about his diet plan.