KonoSuba

You have a call

That faggot shared my number again.

A girl falls in love with a boy.
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the boy’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day’s confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression.

*blocks her number's path*

Why does nobody want to be Yunyun's friend?

She's so overbearing and clingy she drove axis cultists away.

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Sorry YunYun, were busy

I ignore it and call Megumin.

Not chuuni enough for the crimson demons
Too chuuni for everyone else

Best crimson semen demon?

YunYu-

I mean Arue

Megumeme

Can they get any more chuuni?

>Kutani doujin still not scanned

please remove this

secondaryfag here

honestly believed that Dodonka and Funifura were just imaginary friends

It's worse because they are bullies.

They tried to be "friends" with her but they just take advantage and now they bully her in the anime ed where they tried to visit her in axel because they know her letters are fishy.

She's best girl, of course I would answer.

Yunyun pls go

answer it, Yunyun is a great person and I'd want her as my friend any day!

t. Yunyun

They are merely pretending to visit her in Axel. If they wanted to they can probably get a teleport there.

Yeah, though if i remember correctly, Crimson clan village has no teleport point in Axel

Is it scat?

Yuyun can't exist in a universe with people like us since we would naturally want to reciprocate her eagerness to be noticed, that's why she's trap in kono suba

not the fucking catbiter that's for damn sure

I just noticed they're all wearing school uniforms and not their normal clothes, why?

>not their normal clothes

They are in cool posing class?

I want to have sexual intercourse with Yunyun! I want to grab her fat butt, suck her large breasts and cum inside of her vagina!

Little chuuni academia

>YunYun
>Age: 13/14

GREAT SCOTT

Megumi just wears a plain red dress normally

Crimson demons best race.

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I don't remember Kutani ever doing scat. So most likely no.

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dat DEENguy

>Yun Yun's Yun Yun's
Sweet Jesus. Didn't some guys try to take advantage of her in the LN?

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I spin 360 degrees and mash my penis onto the Answer button.

That's what 14 year olds do.
Megumin C2ed at a K3 level and graduated early.

Arue.

what did he mean by this?

Answer and invite her and Nerimaki over.

jesus fucking christ this hurts

HES THE DEMON KING I JUST KNOW IT

So if crimson demons are strong as fuck, why are they so poor?

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Who's translating the Konosuba Reeee:zero crossover?

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Too autistic to fuck.

Megumin's dad spends all of his time making the useless shit in Wiz's shop.

GMO: Genetically Modified Oppai

Clearly this must be a prank, Nobody ever calls me.

Vanir is literally the best boy.

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tbf in the original with that julius guy, if you go on his profile it turns out that people did say happy birthday and that he just never told anyone

>wrong hair color
>Terrible proportions

This person should never do konosuba art again

and best girl

For a fucking good reason.

Do you think its possible to gross out a succubus or they've seen/did it all?

No, she murdered a duck and poked her finger at a card.

>wrong hair color

Girls are known to dye their hair sometimes.

>proportions

Artistic style.

more like autistic style ahahahaha
haha
hahahaha
ha
hahahahahaha

loli yunyun was fucking moe

Thats Komekko.

I doubt they have internet in fantasy australia. That said, take what normalfags are grossed out and look for the complete opposite, I guess.

Kazuma is such a lucky bastard.

komekko is fucking moe then, I think that whole scene slipped past me

isn't it sad yunyun

it's megumin's younger sister, the dirty little catbiter

>that slimy liquid on Megumin's face
>that wild strand of hair coming from Kazuma's crotch
There's so much going on in that pic.

(You)
>that slimy liquid on Megumin's face
>that wild strand of hair coming from Kazuma's crotch
There's so much going on in that pic.

Nerimaki and Dodonko, easily

Why did you repost my fail?

Are you having a stroke, user?

Which reason is that? They don't really have any business there, true, but what do you mean?

You better eat your pills.

this Nobody even thinks twice because she reeks of Asperger syndrome

Did you faggots not look at 13/14 year old girls when you were in middle school? There were some girls with big fucking racks, or at least they seemed big at the time.

I wanted to point out that my edit was funny because of the slimy liquid and the strand of hair, but then I noticed I made a typo so I deleted the post and reposted it. But then I decided I wanted the post with the edit to point out what's funny about the edit, so I just scrapped everything and made a new whole post, but then this guy decided to repost my fail.

What the fuck is Mitsurugi looking so smug for? Is it still to early in the evening for Aqua to have crushed his self esteem?

But the autism only makes it better?

Why not

Komekko is a piece of shit.

most of Sup Forums were too busy having their heads shoved in the toilet during school years, user

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I was too autistic to be bullied, I was too busy trying to look down girls shirts to really have time to worry about the bullying.

Who was that red-haired elf chick in the hot springs?

I was too unnoticeable to be bullied.

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The other half of Megumin's cat

I was so fucking retarded, I don't think anyone needed to bully me because I already made my own life shit. People just kind of tolerated me as that one weird kid and made jokes about me when they thought I wasn't listening.

Oh, I see. Sorry about that anons. If I had known you, I would have bullied you, I promise.

Hoping for S3 confirmation after episode 10, chuuni village arc is GOAT

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>As long as you're not interested in... devil girls
I'm out

>As long as you're not interested in undead or devil girls
That's a dealbreaker you dumb, fake goddess.