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Just found out I am 99% Scandinavian and 1% Ashkenazi Jew

What do I do

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Get in the oven...

BPFP

just kill off the 1% of yourself that is jewish.

gas yourself user
its the right thing to do

>believing in DNA tests

don't use a kiked company like 23andme
they were bought out after revealing Khazar's are Ahskenazi and since the buyout they've been putting that bullshit on everyone's report
Good luck finding a company that isn't kiked though

Start using your inner power

kill yourself.

The 1% is a lie
They do that too everyone
Even if your are your within nurenburg laws

as long as you are not circumcised that extra little bit of skin will get you a pass

Jewdi training in controlling the force

It's not you, it's the Ashkenazi reference population. Since it's a highly mixed group, genetic markers they posses are also common in small numbers amongst most other European populations

You know they give intentionally faulty results to mess with nazis?

They literally add sub 2% mixtures to the result if they think someone is too white to fuck with them. It's been admitted to. Not that I believe you anyway, you're probably LARPING

How do I unlock my (((powers)))?

you must have used 23andMe or ancestry.com - they always add 1 or 2% jew even if you send khoisan dna.

or don't trust me, I'm just pixels after all

Kill 1% of yourself

The jew thing is bullshit. A friend of mine took it and got a similar 7% or w/e jew. Then took it again and got different results with no jewiness. Both parents took the test and got different shit and nothing about jew. It's a fucking scam.

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Sorry user. You know what to do.

conquer the world

It's fake the DNA tests add fake DNA to fuck with "racists".

>1% Ashkenazi Jew
DNA tests add the 1% non-white to fuck with neo-nazis
in fact there was a news article about it

also

>trusting DNA tests
>giving your biometrics to the kikes
nice job moran

Seppuku

Laugh as the goyim try to stop us

This.

Im sorry bro but you will have to die

You have blood of a serpent

Lmao they're fucking with you user
You're not a kike

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SUPER SCHLOMO

My idiot brother did it, yet to get the results back. Was annoyed how haphazardly he'd give out personal information to a third party, especially without consulting his family. He's such a fucking idiot sometimes, I wanted to hit him but he's across the Atlantic.

Cut off your little finger to get rid of the Jew.

This

the real scam is that (((they're))) collecting your biological data to use for medical experiments

>buying lotion/lube
>not just crying into an empty bottle and using it as lube/moisturizer to save money whenever you want to fap

step up your game Chaim

They've admitted to 1% and sub 1% results being deliberate noise to fuck with ethnically pure people which are much more common than they want.

Become the guy on the right.

Take a pic of you're self if you look like this than it's okay

Those faggots are known to put in fake results. It's not true

spitting works too

Come on don't be a fucking Jew

How do you know this? Are you saying DNA test are fake?

You should be devasted.
You're only 1% human.

> literally 1% Jew
Well you're just going to have to kill yourself then. Obviously that 1% outweighs those 99% of non-Jew. There is no way you have a choice to resist the Jewish money lending cabal. You have to abduct kids and sactifice them to baphomet now, because you're 1% Jewish.

Do I at least get to meet my clone?

and .5% subSaharan African

the experiments are complete. food-based genetic poisons, transgenic crops that can only be digested by certain races, effectively "region-locking" the agricultural industry. part of the reason (((some countries))) are mixing people like they're green paint

theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/13/chinese-authorities-collecting-dna-residents-xinjiang
vimeo.com/232852380

Being a turkey ain't that bad dude
My advice, kill whomever that 1% stems from and save your line

Gasp for air like it's 1943.

Digits have spoken.
And so it it true.

Make, my surname comes from ashkenazi jewish lineage.

and you know what I say?

This, but whilst holding the hands and dragging down with me the globalist kike shills. I'd happily hurl myself into the ovens, as long as I kept a good ass grip on them,. Don't be afraid to speak the truth, your heritage only gives you more credibility.

Remember, at least Hitler and Goebbels (my personal hero) were thought to be ashkenazi in heritage.

Having their blood doesn't mean you have to be a kike - we're at least smart enough to recognise when they push too far. That's why we're here after all.

Also this

shame it doesn't work like that, or you would have already killed your 44%

o shid

What kind of experiments can they do with just a small swab of dna?

The ultimate cuck combo

FPBP

Don't worry that 1% came off when you were circumcised

Claim citizenship in Israel and go live in your own ethnostate

Kill 1% of yourself.

Don’t be too concerned was found that some testers be 1% or less than 1% bloodline

keep spamming the internet about how great Jews are of course, Andreas

>Circumcisions in Oslo

ritual mutilation isn't common in the first world.

Someone give me some source on the artist who makes that style of caricatures.

lose the pinky!

It's probably fake.

put your pinky in the oven

Just the 1% and less noise

You have no idea what that data means and are retarded for using a service that you don't even understand.

My tests are in the mail OP. Pretty sure I'm anglo/ irish through and through. We shall see. Sorry your lineage is not to your liking.

Who cares if you've got 1% Jew in you?

Half-Jews served in Hitler's Wehrmacht and many of them did an admirable job.

To me, you're just as Aryan as you would be if you were 100% Scandanavian. The Jews themselves are, at this point, pretty much a European people, only they don't see themselves that way, and no one else sees them that way. And that's mainly because they've been foreigners in literally every country they have been to in the last 2000 years. They're of the same kind of stock as southern Europeans and other people of the Mediterranean, what used to be part of Rome. They were just never fully Romanized like the rest of Europe.

Not all Jews are our enemies. A good portion are, possibly even half or more, but not all of them. There are two factions of Jews. There are the Bolshevik, commie, Marxist rats who have completely turned away from their people and seek only their own power and fortune and are using Marxism as a front to steal it. And then there are the nationalistic Jews, the Jews who want Israel and simply want to be left the fuck alone to be Jews in their own Jewish homeland. I guess you could say there is a third position here, the position of wanting to assimilate, and indeed some Jews and Jewish families have done that, pretty much choosing to become white and join with the dominant ethnic group in their area rather than retain their Jewish identity.

The Marxists and merchants are kikes and while Hitler didn't gas them, he should have. Would have done the world a favor. Too bad he didn't give Soros some Zyclon B, as he is the worst kike in the entire world.

The nationalist Jews and those that want to assimilate can be as fashy as we are here on pol. They need not be our enemies. But be warned; the nationalist ones have their own ethnic agenda, so they will stab you in the back if it means defending Jewish interests, just as you would oven them if it meant protecting the broader white interests.

I believe there can, however, be peace.

You must holocaust 1% of yourself.

Shave off your hair and burn it in the oven and we'll call it good.

one drop.

You're going to want to pre-heat. Perhaps baste yourself in a nice extra-virgin olive oil?

>help
Cut off one finger, that should get rid of that 1%. The question though is... which finger?

One precent is noice. Also i think some there even admitted they do shit with the results in Order to mess with patriots.

He should just cut off one finger at a time, and get retested after he removes each one until he tests positive 100%

be proud. whites like to bitch about us being successful and crying foul. fact is we are smarter. it funny seeing NEET neckbeards complain about someone beating them in a meriticratic system. sounds like communism to me

Kek'd

Zyklon-B therapy.

I did the test and came back 100% European - 0% Jew.