>isis defeated
>iraq/syria liberated (almost)
>no active wars worth calling a habbening
>north korea still has no guts
>no martial law under trump
>no georgia guidestones end of the world
>no mysterious new planet colliding on earth
>no ayylmaos
>no peacetrucks
>no ukrainian revolution
WHAT WENT WRONG
>HABBENINGS*
FUCK ME
Remember that EO from last week and how Congress and DOJ are both openly investigating the swamp. The emperor's wrath is slow but sure.
Maybe a lot of this stuff really is cia's doing, and they're afraid of trump catching wind of their plans?
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>no stock market crash
I remember that idiot Marc Cuban saying Trump would crash the market if elected.
You know what to do.
????
We just had a happening yesterday in Harrisburg PA
That's just a slow day in a news studio you fucking queer NOT A HABBENING
>no WW3 because of trump being president
>no fema camps
>no walmart army invading the US
>no cheese pizza ring under cheese pizza shop
Religion of peace has integrated in our societies, no more truck attacks.
Give it time. Niggers and Muslims will always give us a good chimpout.
When you do everything right, most people will think you have done nothing at all.
France says its goiyng to send 100000 fugees into europe in 2018
Someone pls help
Assange twitter is down
Someone go and bulldoze the Georgia Guidestones using the same arguments used by those to remove the Confederate general statues.
They do practically promote ethnic cleansing. Go make a happening for us please.
the good guys won communism lost
There was at least one bomb found at a euro Christmas market. I feel like that's inevitable due to Muslims. Or they might attack New Years festivals.
Go out and make a habbening then. Spread a rumour to all the niggers that Walmart is refusing them entry into the Boxing Day sales because they steal all the merchandise. Be creative.
That's been dead since ages now
>NO NEW WIKILEAKS
>no antifa vs tiki torches
>no south-china-sea dispute escalation
>no more crimeas and georgias
>no california mega superquake
>no HAARP induced mega hurricanes
WHY
user, whyy are you not paying attention??? We had a happening yesterday
Soybening is not a habbening its not worth remembering if its not a TRUE habbening
Soros and company have gone radio silent. They are in hiding or getting there before some big happening.
>boxing day
Like they know what that is.
can you not just have a quiet and peaceful christmas for a second?
Almost 8 billion people in this world. All of them fucking pussies.
Next happening will be bit coin's value crashing and the financial chaos that'll cause as a large portion of the population has gone full retard and invested heavily in it to the point they'll lose everything when it crashes.
NO I NEED FUCKING HABBENINGS
boring... why muzzie don t do something on christmas , are muzzies actually our allies against the kikes ? after all they think jesus is a prophet