Living in Canada

>Christmas Eve
>go to Toronto to see family
>on highway, snow everywhere
>traffic I see painfully slow thanks to immigrant driver with their fucking 4 ways on that has never seen snow before
>going like 40km/h
>finally get into city, go to subway
>asked for tuna on Italian bread, gives me turkey on italian herbs and cheese
>"uh, I said tuna on Italian"
>muzzie working there puts it in the oven
>how the fuck does this bitch even function
>go see grandma in old people home
>constantly get complements about hair and height from Philipino elves that work at the home
>walk back to car, almost get hit by Chinese bitch
>go back home, more brown people with their 4 ways on holding up the entirely highway
>Oh Canada
>eat sub-optimal sandwich

Nobody cares go away.

t. Chang

whoa nigger, do you really expect me to read all that shit, by you?

>the same people pathetic enough to never rebel and overthrow the yolk of the queen are now passive aggressively complaining on the internet about being too pathetic to rebel and overthrow their replacement by chinks and mudslimes
Cool story, bro

T. Mutt

>going like 40km/h

That tends to happen when it's snowing out. Not everyone drives a pickup truck that won't skid.

>eat sub-optimal sandwich

Why didn't you assert yourself? What kind of beta pays for a sandwich that you know was made wrong? Wait, how did you even get a sandwich when everything closed early today?

The word you were looking for was "yoke," my undereducated, obese friend. Otherwise correct.

What's with all the fucking leafs on tonight? I hope you all die

>Don't live in Toronto
>Don't have to deal with foreign city on national soil
>But still in Canada
>NightmareGogglesStillDoNothing.jpg

>yolk of the queen

fuck you chinese scum you are the minority and always will be

They're working overtime for all the Jews coming into their restaurants tomorrow

>have to go to Toronto on the 26 to see family

It's not really this bad is it?

>>going like 40km/h
>That tends to happen when it's snowing out. Not everyone drives a pickup truck that won't skid.
Snow means slowing down to 90km/h
Heavy snow means 60km/h
Heavy snow with high build-up means 40km/h
I've only had to deal with the third once

He's right tho, leaf

You say that but they constantly embezzle, evade taxes, and buy their way into the country, yet never face any punishment for it. They've already become the majority in Vancouver they'll do the same to the other major cities as well before they move out to the rural areas. It hurts being in my city, the place where I grew up and almost never hear English spoken in public anymore.

you have to be more brave and speak waht you think ,canada is your country not of a newcomer who makes life difficult for the founders of this nation.
Defend your fucking interest like all races do

>go to speedway thats close to my place
>attractive black girl I flirt with for fun is working the counter
>she’s dressed in sexy red and black wants costume accentuating her curves
>don’t resist urge to colonize

Yes it is. In fact, it's worse.

Pierre Trudeau ruined everything.

...

When are we gonna overthrow this globalist kike government and take back what's ours? United North American white ethnostate

Toronto is the ass hole of Canada. I literally hate Ontario. Worst voters in the history of the world

The fucking worst

Then how does that explain 8 years of bending over to Obama? You silly shitskin

After the Vancouver/Toronto foreign investment tax, the bugmen have really started to invade Montreal. They're everywhere, none of them speak French or English. They scurry around you like ghosts. It's as if they're NPCs in a MMO.

Going slow out of fear and getting stuck instead of skillfully drifting to your destination with enough momentum to avoid getting stuck, please go back

I'm terrified of Justin turdeaus son. He will be Canada's ultimate downfall when Ontario and everyone east votes that kid in

>be me
>move to Canada
>$700 a month to room with 6 spics
>$300 a month for car insurance
>fuck that I'll take public transportation
>it's like $200 a month
>another $225 at metro for "food"
>the list goes on
>wahabi assholes everywhere
>poo in loos with all 20 of their children screaming at them in malls
>somalis spitting in the streets
>everyone is passive aggressive
>women won't look you in the eye in the street
>everyone is gay
>sorry
>sorry
>it's fucking cold
>sorry
>dude weed lmao
>fuck it move back to Serbia

Day of the grill when?

Wise choice

a couple of terrorist attack in a centric asian zone and news will cross the ocean faster than light ,with a litle instability will be enought to stop the insects

>>the same people pathetic enough to never rebel and overthrow the yolk of the queen

>not wanting your head of state to be an old lady thousands of miles away across the sea in a castle who has no power over your country.

If we could only get the Prime Minister permanently disempowered and over there with her too it would be great.

see that immigrants? Canada is a shithole, all those country ratings are bullshit, better stay away

Xue putonghua pengyou. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

>The word you were looking for was "yoke," my undereducated, obese friend. Otherwise correct.

Her yolk and egg whites hang over use eternally. Some say that is why the Sun never shines in Sudbury.

>It's not really this bad is it?

It's like going to an entirely different country.

You fuckers deserve it and worse after letting them in through loopholes in the Quebec immigrant investor program. Not genociding all the French in North America was a mistake.

is not even has to be very drastic measures you only have to make it inconfortable for them inconfortable enought to litle by litle make them sure that they will life happier in the fucking country that they proceed

I live here and its like Beksinski nightmare every single day. Kinda neat actually.

I live here.
>constantly get complements about hair and height from Philipino elves that work at the home
ah this is way too accurate lmao

I had to wait 2 months for a permit, a Chinese owner got a permit within 24hrs. They organize through their local "Chinese Associations", and you can bet your bottom dollar a certain percentage of them are spies.

What is CSIS and our government doing to combat Chinese infiltration?

I have no interest in joining them, the closest I've ever come to joining them is fucking some of their women, but that's just a personal weakness that sometimes get the better of my morals.

Currently visiting my hometown. Every time on the TTC, departing and returning, "there is a delay due to an """""""""incident"""""""" on a car". Toronto is lost.

GTA fag reporting in. Can confirm this place fucking sucks. Can we start the fucking natsoc revolution now?

>mfw I go to the bar
>nigger DJ plays white people music
>holy shit.jpg
>white people of all ages are up dancing loving life, I smile thank god.
>crowd of faggots shows up with 3 niggers in their ranks
>africanchild.jpg
>DJ is a straight fucking nigger plays ooga blooga music and slowly all the white level headed people leave the bar with a disenfranchised look on their face.
> I being drunk as fuck consider one of the ten roasties dancing wanting my Aryan cock. See niggers stationed looking to BBC any available white pussy.
> laugh this isn’t even worth my time

Seriously this culture fucking sucks, shits going get bad if the jews keep jewing like this.

Oakie dokie there pal you just need to relax and take a breather I'm sorrie that happened maybe you should go sip some maple syrup or something

>skillfully drifting to your destination

Take that chink shit back to Tokyo you chump. Most people on the road in Ontario are old and can't correct a car skid to save their life. I'd rather people slow down and get to their destination safely albeit slowly than crash and die on Christmas.

If you understand their language and they don't know that you know it gives you power. And lulz. I heard two Chinese ladies talking about their yeast infections in mandarin over coffee the other day. It was great.

digits checked

Nothing they're our ally. What do you fucking idiots think the gov is doing? Do you think we're providing healthcare and money to ISIS through loopholes that we forget to close? Do you think the government doesn't know the Chinese are taking over huge swaths of land? Do you think we're ignorant to all these things? The only piece you fuckers ever seem to be missing? All these people who Hate the US have free reign here and yet the US Canadian border is next to unguarded.
It's all and always has been to destroy them by any means necessary.

>go to toronto

Did you drive through the blizzard we're having? Was out earlier doing some sick tokyo drifts.

Make your own sandwiches at home, you can know that nobody gross has handled your food, and you can put better stuff in it.

Those browns are literally here to staff our fast food places. Abandon it, reject it completely. You'll be healthier, and will be lending less material support to the deliberate dilution of our commons.

They actually let you in? How?

It's literally official Canadian gov policy that all Straight Whites are banned

I have to go out to shovel snow at 2am. I hope I die too. But Merry Christmas burgerbro, I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow.

Also everything about Toronto is accurate.

snow isn't bad when you live somewhere they keep the damn roads clean, if you're trying to drive on a sheet of ice it's a different fucking ballgame

Unfortunately, the snow is the only white thing in this city at the moment

>they're our ally
wat

the rest was good though

Man America and Canada are fucking gone what are you spouting all your jew propaganda for open your eyes you faggot.
>70s Canada, great communities, good nightlife, great music, heathy families, hordes of beautiful white music
>2017 Canada, jewels nigger music, crime, thugs at every bar, white women and niggers eloping to jewed nigger music.

Seriously fuck this shit

>underrated

Toronto is the best fucking city hands down. 3 dollar tuesdays at yuk yuk comedy club and you get to see "White" autists fail hard at life and standup.

>Unfortunately, the snow is the only white thing in this city at the moment

I went to church tonight and it was 90% white.

>drive 10km/h take so long you're a senior by the time you arrive
No thanks

Merry Christmas

>Toronto
There's the problem.

>One part of Ontario votes Liberal
>"Everyone East"
You won't have to worry about him being voted in by "everyone east"... because the current Trudeau is dead-set on flooding the country with immigrants/voters under the guise of "MUH WORKFORCE IN 20 YEARS" despite how that turned out for europe and is already proven to be happening in Canada.

I’m with this guy fuck this shit

>old fuck problems

Go to bed gramps.

Buddy....I was you 7 years ago...

It only gets worse...

Shut up you newcomer, my 09 civic can go an easy 100kmph on the highway in snow before the plows go by

>Explains to you how the Jew is trying to kill you
>Jewish propaganda
Canada bears closer ties to China then the US. Our goal is to end the US. China hates the US. What is so confusing here?

>Get wrong thing
>Buy it anyway

Are you stupid?

I'd rather be absorbed into the US as one country than be ruled by the Chinese.

move out to the county bro
>subway
>not even once
Also merry Christmas

100x better usa than the souless chinese insectoid

Awright a Leaf thread. Sitting inside watching the snow fall comfily while the world burns.

I’m well aware thought you were spouting the “ it’s the Muslims” fault/deus vult meme.

>Canada bears closer ties to China then the US. Our goal is to end the US. China hates the US. What is so confusing here?
What in the fuck are you smoking? The United States is our greatest ally. If you're who's being employed by our government, then we're fucked.

So they put you on Sup Forums duty? What part of the government do you work for?

>Philipino elves
sounds like canada to me

Andrew Scheer, at least he's not a lib

Well you should have though of that before being born into a country who's three primary political parties are strawberry national socialist, blueberry national socialist and orange national socialist.

>meanwhile in rural Canada

>town has one Asian family (they own a Chinese buffet
>town has one Indian (actual) family and they own a gas station
>everyone else is white or native
>natives stay amoungst their own
>whites are 99% catholic and church is so busy today they had to have an emergency mass for people who didn’t get in early

My family literally calls natives savages openly and would make the average pol poster blush in terms of racism

Christmas is fucking awesome my dudes I can speak my mind openly and everyone just agrees or laughs

Notice how these Canada memes are always about Ontario, imagine if all the US memes were about California....

You think Andrew Scheer will save us? Hahahaha I'll have what you're smoking

What? How is Canada natsoc at all. It’s the most western version of international socialism/communism there is

Are you blind? ReadEvery political move our government makes negatively impacts the US and opens means for which the rest of the US's enemies may attack them.

Dude do you realize you can't white flight forever?

Time to throw that shitty gif away, leaf.

Me and my family spent Christmas eve drinking and making fun of transgender """people""", feels good man

>jewish financed rebellion was so much more worthy goy

lol please tell us green text stories.

(not being sarcastic)

If you think National Socialism automatically means eagles and swastikas you've got a rude awakening ahead buddy. Just because the Reich "invented" it doesn't mean they're the only ones who use it. They subverted your political systems.

I see through you.

Although i find "blueberry, strawberry, and orange" funny, those parties are not national socialists. Liberals are globalists, conservatives come off as neo-conservatives and they have no interest in reducing immigration to our country, and NDP is full on communist globalists, but idk if it's even possible to be worse than the liberals/trudeau.

Congratulations for having complete disregard for everyone around you

The way I see it. Canada controlled by disphoria jews, American constantly being battled over by the commie jews and zionists. Not to mention we’re both milked like good goyim by the central banking cartels. It’s pretty pathetic. Any sort of Balkanization in the future will just be the jews siding with who ever is against the whites which will probably be everyone. It’s depressing as fuck. Merry Christmas though hope you all have 5 white babies with your Aryan wifey I’m out to go pretend everything is normal.

she's a little young to be at a gay rights parade

Court sketch thread?

Ah yes the assumption that anyone who explains the subversion to you must be the one subverting.

Lmao it’s awesome right, I’m not even sure people here know what trans people are they just think they are hybrids of faggots

ALSO CHECKED

No, he's Canadian.

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