Living in Canada

>Christmas Eve
>go to Toronto to see family
>on highway, snow everywhere
>traffic I see painfully slow thanks to immigrant driver with their fucking 4 ways on that has never seen snow before
>going like 40km/h
>finally get into city, go to subway
>asked for tuna on Italian bread, gives me turkey on italian herbs and cheese
>"uh, I said tuna on Italian"
>muzzie working there puts it in the oven
>how the fuck does this bitch even function
>go see grandma in old people home
>constantly get complements about hair and height from Philipino elves that work at the home
>walk back to car, almost get hit by Chinese bitch
>go back home, more brown people with their 4 ways on holding up the entirely highway
>Oh Canada
>eat sub-optimal sandwich

Nobody cares go away.

t. Chang

whoa nigger, do you really expect me to read all that shit, by you?

>the same people pathetic enough to never rebel and overthrow the yolk of the queen are now passive aggressively complaining on the internet about being too pathetic to rebel and overthrow their replacement by chinks and mudslimes
Cool story, bro

T. Mutt

>going like 40km/h

That tends to happen when it's snowing out. Not everyone drives a pickup truck that won't skid.

>eat sub-optimal sandwich

Why didn't you assert yourself? What kind of beta pays for a sandwich that you know was made wrong? Wait, how did you even get a sandwich when everything closed early today?

The word you were looking for was "yoke," my undereducated, obese friend. Otherwise correct.

What's with all the fucking leafs on tonight? I hope you all die

>Don't live in Toronto
>Don't have to deal with foreign city on national soil
>But still in Canada
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