So, why didn't she just fuck Shinji?

So, why didn't she just fuck Shinji?

Because Shinji only wants Big Angel Cock.

She has a vagina, it's up to Shinji to initiate the fucking.

Because she didn't actually want to. She's a broken retarded person that only knows how to comfort men by fucking them. The thing is Shinji is a broken little faggot that doesn't want that kind of relationship with Misato. He wants someone to be his mother.

because she has some standards

I mean no has to suffer Shinji

Because Shinji is a straight trans girl who's saving herself for marriage.

Well, it's a bit more accurate that the only person who ever made her feel comfortable was Kaji and his spicy tuna roll.

Because, ultimately, she doesn't act like a typical jerk-off anime fantasy, even though Anno and his team sometimes forgot about that during the making of the original NGE.

Because she promised Ritsuko that she will not rape Shinji.

>remember
>no raping

Shinji is great though.

?
Literally sodomizes his mouth before forcing him into an elevator and promises to go all the way if they survive.

Well that scene wasn't presented as a good thing.

All he had to do was expresss any interest.
Hell, if he had asked she'd totally go for it. She even left herself drunk, under dressed and unconscious around a horny teenage boy.

How so? Because she dies from blood loss promptly?

Because it made Shinji cry.

>She's a broken retarded person that only knows how to comfort men by fucking them.

She only fucked with kaji, why do you say this? She tried to be a proper guardian for him

Even women have the right to choose.

He's just sad she got shot, nothing to do with Misato's tendency to sexualise all interaction with him.

Why didn't she brush her teeth?

As if. She made Shinji do all the work, he dressed inappropriately around him, and lived vicariously through his ability to pilot Eva. She didn't even care about Asuka.

Because fuck Shinji.

Thought semen is interchangeable with toothpaste since both are white.

Misato is future me.

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>toothpaste
>white

Because shinji is gay and likes boys

Fuck off Reifag.

>toothpaste
>not white

Eva could have been a 10 if it wasn't for that disgusting sound she makes when drinking beer.

No she didn't.

Fuck, there are actual Misato haters. How can you hate such an endearing character?

She fucked a man. That makes her a slut.

>not fucking your mother figure
Weak

She tried

>fucking your mother figure
Freud

She knew that his dick is only 5 inches erect.

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Pretty good for a 14 year old Japanese kid.

She tried, but she sucks at it, also she has a lot of responsibilities with the end of the world and all that shit. Also she is more a big sister than a mother.

Shinji did all that because he wants to be a "good boy" so anybody would hate him. Misato is used to live around trash, junk food and untidiness.

Eva 1.0 Released 2007
Eva 2.0 Released 2009
Eva 3.0 Released 2012

Would you fuck an emo 14 year old?

Actually, don't answer that.

Why is Sup Forums so okay with pedophilia? It is wrong.

she bleeds, she breeds.

it's biology dude.

since when was 5 inches short?

Since always.

what's average?

5.1 worldwide
5.6 US

Good old average, nothing like pinning that C grade to the fridge and feeling the swell of pride

but if average is 5inches but user thinks it is small....?? isn't there a disparity there???

Shinji is smaller than a peanut:

5 inches flat is below average. The thing that most people don't get about "average" dick size is, micro-penis is a real thing and included in that average. So you have a room full of guys with normal dick and then some poor shit with a 2 incher, well then someone is bringing down the bell curve. Sorry to say, 5 is short, 7 is average and above is gifted. Dudes with clitdicks just ruin it mathematically.

7" duh

Because she doesn't actually think of him that way and vise versa. There's an opposite sex attraction thing that's a bit screwed up, but it's normal they're both conscious of each other and others as the opposite sex. Shinji is this way toward all three main female characters without hard implications.

Well, she arguably tried depending on how you interpret this scene and Shinji's protestations

>Misato
>endearing
Wew that's some next level bullshit, dude.
She's clearly a broken cockslut and a manipulator.

Yes if he's cute obviously

14 is the age of concent in many countries. Teenagers are not pedophilia.

I don't think the number of people with micropenises is large enough to drop the average that much.

Wikipedia says .6% of men.

That's usually only for teenager-teenager relationships, not teenager-adult relationships.

Misato is a beautiful person.

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What's the median dick size?

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Mode dick size is around 5.8 inches.

But what's the average dick size for a 14 year old.

I agree. But since Misato is a 29 y.o. lonely cockslut she would fuck everything that moves.

Why Eva thread always ends up discussing dicks?

That's where you're wrong kiddo

Wouldn't want to get a kiss from that mouth . Ew, gross.

Because waifufags are bigger faggots than Shinji.

This is what happens when the waifufags aren't here. It's all dicks.

If you look at the thread, it's mostly the waifufags discussing dicks. Because they're huge faggots.

I'll trust Kaji, someone who isn't a beta virgin like you fags.

He's gay.

Aren't their feet cold sleeping like that?

Eternal summer.

Then I guess they use the blankets to hide their boners

Yeah, that's why Woru is crossing his legs. Shinji's dick is too small to raise the blanket.

Now that all makes sense.

See how noone raises hell when someone says he's gay? You fujos take everything too seriously.

It's a meme you dip

Statutory rape retard
She's not a pedo

Because that's true. No need to argue here.

Why are you so obsessed with fujos? You keep bringing them up every thread.

Tsk, it's obvious he's insecure about his own sexuality, poor thing, can't think of anything but dicks.

I'm not even the heterospammer, I'm just saying you need to stop feeding that troll because obviously everything he says is false.

Why did the art style change so much from the first 10 episodes to End of Evangelion? Its like DBZ rapidly changing art style between every new saga.

>stop feeding that troll
Hm, what? I just replied to the other user. He's talking to himself, no one responds him.

People constantly assault the character for not having sex with any of the females. It's a most comfortable conclusion, especially when he's blushing and getting comfy with a guy.

I'm more confused why people keep responding to the bait. Every thread.

>He's talking to himself, no one responds him.

Its amazing how every eva thread is always about
>Shinji's sexuality
>whether Asuka was attracted to Shinji or was using him for validation
>who is best girl

Did I miss anything?

Shinji is heterosexual, he was just like that because someone was nice to him.

>opening Eva thread
Everytime

I don't think anyone mentioned the validation thing or have waifuwars in this thread.

Shinji is whatever feels good.

Well, not yet. Eventually some one will mention those things.

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No one feeds him except falseflagging Reifags like this guy: