This isn't the christmas story i was hoping for

this isn't the christmas story i was hoping for

Don't worry, it's a lie.

That's fucking hot

plenty of sheep m8 no need for some hairy fuck boi

There is a clue here...NY Magazine.

>interviews a single faggot
>ALL RURAL MEN THOUGH

n-no homo

>liberals say straight white men are secretly fucking each other
>immediately recognize it as false and lies

>jidf says muslims are all secretly gay pedophiles
>wow those guys are fucked up

the actual state of Sup Forums right now

t. leftist

Hairy assholes and flat, square asses aren't attractive and if they are to you, you're a faggot.

>what could be called “straight homosexual sex”

Ignore the gay escort probs in was Republican circles goyim

>Jew York
they get extra mad on christmas

Rural man here, I have never heard of this.

>2017
>not having bud sex with your buds
lol queers

Rural man here, I heard of this

>

rural man here.
When people try this, they stop coming to the pub. Because they are buried deep under a flipped paddock.

Everyone knows that is how Muzzies get down...

...

this also isnt new.

and its not gay if you say "no homo" after you swallow.

The hell it's a lie. I was looking on grindr last nite. Hit up a tough looking guy that lives in our rural area. Asshole told me "No thanks. I like men."
-trapfag

Hi. Are you in Missouri or Kansas maybe?

mite as well b.

wtf... so gay guys on a gay app like other guys?

this world is sick

crazy thing is even tho im a trap my dik is bigger than most every guy who i hookup with

Rip. Wish you luck

Dude was probably a bottom. Not true for everyone, but for me I wanna fuck things cuter than me and be fucked by those more masculine than me.

>it's a lie.
Hyuk hyuk sure is

>crazy thing is even tho im a trap my dik is bigger than most every guy who i hookup with
That's mainly because you probably have no fat around your nether regions hence your dick becomes bigger

The fatter you are the more smaller your dick gets because it's engulfed by fat

guys here wanna fuc ugly things. i go all out looking pretty. way its going im going to grow beard, put on carharts, and start dipping. then i can be more desirable to these weirdos around here.

I keked so hard at that picture user, Merry Christmas!

tape measure says 8 inches and no im not fat. never been fat. fat is worse degeneracy than faggotry.

eww

>8 inches
So I guess that myth was true that faggots have a bigger dick on average
must be them gay jeans or sumfin'

rape my boipucci pls

Oh and btw can you suck your own dick?

Rural man here, it's true.

never heard of that myth. i've been with way to many men and can say without question 6 inches is average. at least here in states. feels bad when cant feel them.

woulddn't want to suc my dic. i'm from usa. not bulgaria.

Lol this is total bullshit. No rural men and fucking each other, except the three homosexuals that live in the town prior to dying from AIDS.

>skinny
>blessed with a big dick
>doesn't want to bend over and suck it
I hate it when people do that

It doesnt feel that good m8

typical off mutts

>It doesnt feel that good m8
Elaborate? I've seen people do it on /hm/.

Nah i've fucked and got fucked by my mates.

this is the left trying to 'turn people' or trying to 'make it ok to be a crypto-fag'

in both cases they are advocating the opposite of what they preach

>australia

checks out.

just another faggot kiwi. Probably a jaffa

only niggers die from aids because one a day pills and excellent healthcare makes sure you stay undetectable and gives hiv people life spans as long or longer than average. science is cool.

You think it feels like someone else giving you a blowjob it doesnt. Mostly you just feel cock in your mouth

>Mostly you just feel cock in your mouth
...and?

ud be shocked how many so called straight guys are really fags in disguise.

Kek, the only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban homosexuals!

Its pretty standard for mates to fuck each. One of my mates is only 5'7 and skinny (super hot and nice boy pussy and started waxing for me) cum buckets and love raping him you know like kinda force.

Pls come to Kansas City

Y'all niggers are GAY!

This story is old, which means you're a liar. You're almost certainly a homosexual too. Because let's face it, why would a heterosexual post an old bizarro homo story and pretend it's new?

Into the trash you go.

been there. wasn't impressed. not my cup of tea. sorry

Jews did this.

Same but I also live in Canada so.

Imagine being such a slut that you can't feel a six inch dick.

Rural man here. I fucked your butt. I like it hairy and full of poop smells. Why can't I quit you. Also, fuck this article for exposing the truth.. that were a bunch of fags in rural areas and we fuck stinky man buttholes after a long days work. Next election I'm voting for Hillary because this article has changed my mind. I now hate Drumpf and am a huge faggot nigger from space and want to cut my dick off and join antifa.

In all seriousness, after Christmas can we just start killing these faggot journalists?

The prostate is only 3-4 inches in and angled towards their body usually though

It's the typical jewish "homophobes" all secretly want to suck cock Freudian crap

I know, user's just a size queen who only pretends he can't feel anything smaller than a 10 incher.