How do anime characters have sex?

It's time to enlighten Sup Forums.

They clip into each other really hard

well son youll see, it s a all a matter of love and when a man loves a women so much, he kisses her and they share the same bed, an poof, babies are made, and thats what we all call sex

The screen fades to back, then the next shot is them naked in bed together.

>a man loves a women so much

You're forgetting something.

It varies, just like in porn. Anime and porn are both depictions of something that doesn't exist. Sex only exists in media, not in real life so it's up to the author of the work to show how he thinks sex could be done in real life.

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You put your that! Your Ponos! To The girl's vagooo! And J-Jam it in!

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If it is that simple, they would do it more often.

I honestly can't work out what OP's trying to ask.
Is he talking about the method, or just the way particular anime characters lik to screw?

They dont, they life starts in the first chapter and stop in the last, all memories are just their colective mind for that timeline

this guy knows

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By getting a BD, omake, OVA that doesn't have to deal with tv ratings.
Basically though, when anime characters engage in sexual acts they secrete a substance called mosaic, the basis for which all anime life owes its existence.
The characters mix their mosaics together, often accompanied by swapping saliva strands and pressing thier bodies close to help ensure their mosaic materials maintain the connection.
Fun fact: the anime character mating call sounds the same as the word for "no"

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You lost me.

I think this entire thread has lost me.

With their penis.

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Lie down and sleep next to a girl you love. After 9 months a baby will magically appear in your bed.

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No. Once they have sex it is no longer anime, it is hentai or doujin. Anime is forever pure.

>Mfw I forgot the name of this show
You lost me
To be fair he paid, as a n AnCap libertarian I see him as a victim

They have to get married first.

But that was all just fake yuri bait.

Hentai is a genre of anime

Just watch Shimoneta

you also have to pee in her butt though

Like you did in Miu's butt?

They have other people do it for them

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Would you like to journey with me user, to find out the dark secrets of the mosaic, no homo?

Hentai airs on TV networks?