Kraut/pol/ - Fuck the EU edition

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
SPD in full damage control mode LARPing as opposition.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
Presicuck Steinmeier won't call for new election.

>upcoming elections
early 2018: possible federal re-election
06.05.2018: regional election in Schleswig-Holstein
autumn: regional elections in Bavaria and Hessen

>AfD related

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

>News

>German:
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/afd-merkel-aera-ist-beendet/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/gruene-und-union-enttaeuscht-ueber-jamaika-aus/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/weidel-will-nicht-fuer-afd-bundesvorstand-kandidieren/
>English:
spiegel.de/international/germany/commentary-german-coalition-collapse-the-end-of-merkel-a-1179542.html
spiegel.de/international/germany/germany-coalition-talks-fail-what-s-next-a-1179341.html

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ61G9ir0Q&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=k7NAukm8MbE
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=3jACtuQHLE0

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/jJkuIy32uTs
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171893045/Fluechtlinge-Kommunen-warnen-vor-Scheitern-der-Integration.html
aryangoddess.org/merry-christmas/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

a fucking nazi

So did the new cdu spd talks fail or what. Why is there no news anymore

Well, the talks are still yet to happen afaik.
They will probably give us another GroKo, I fucking hate it.
Their ineptitude will however make the AfD gain even more in the next elections.

The talks will start on 7th january and end on the 12th january

OH a kraut pol. come on lads what did you have for christmas dinner

literary stale as fuck

SPD are gonna overplay their hand (on purpose, probably) and we are gonna have reelections in May or June. Screencap this.

Kartoffelsalat and Wiener
Today some Chickendrumsticks and Kraut

>potato and snags
>chicken and rags
Is germany such a boring place

Kek.
It's just the traditional food.
Kartoffelsalat and Wiener is standard.
After that we eat drumsticks and Rotkraut with some nice sauce.
What do you eat, kangaroo dicks? :^)

We had a bbq. Had shrimps and lambs, and turkey. And obviously snags. Kangaroo meat aint that bad btw.

ive had some of your sourskrauts, and i have to say, one of the most unpleasant thing ive had. mushy and has a weird disgusting owl towel taste.

towl*

Well, it is still a very nutritious food.
I kinda like it.
I guess it is a lifetime of taste-development, that results in different preferences.

Merry Christmas Krauts :^)

missed u guys

Merry CHRISTmas too.
Fuck niggers, spics and jews! :^)

so whats happening in goymany right now, anything interesting

>muh friend simulator
now this is pathetic posting

Dude that's Neujahr, not Weihnachten you dummy.
Eat a fucking Turkleton you dumpling!

Ich hatte fett Pute, Knödel und Rotkohl.

Well, we do it like this in our family.

well pol already changed my life 2 years ago
i am not very ashamed of that

IM READY TO BURN THIS WHORE HOUSE DOWN


ARE YOU????

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let it burn ,babe

Frohe Weihnachten. On a side note why not Frohe Yule like the rest of us?

Next happening is the sink-or-swim situation with the CDU and SPD wether they are coalating or not.
7th to 12th. next happening after that is SPD assembly on the 21st.
Whatever happens now (and i mean that) will only advance the AfD.
Frohe Weihnachten aus dem Vaterlande.
youtu.be/jJkuIy32uTs

>Whatever happens now (and i mean that) will only advance the AfD.
we are winning

>MFW When all the gypsies and egypt-arabs will come back.

Please just put them in concentration camps, we are doing so well without them

>Groko = Familiennachzug = Flüchtlingskrise*5.
>NoKo = AfD gewinnt aus dem Machtvakuum heraus das die altparteien nicht füllen können. Protestwähler wählen auch noch ein zweites mal AfD, das selbe kann nicht von GEWISSEN and'ren gesagt werden, Brudi.

Merry Christmas first. And may the new year be a white European one.

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>währenddessen ficki ficki als werbung auf der strasse für die AFD
>possible habbenings for the next 4 years
>SJWs doing their part in being disgusting
>IB on the rise
>austria on the move

i like where this is going

Fröhliche Weihnachten!

Why not a StG?

>Strasee
Neger, hast du deutsch gelernt? oder hast du Spass beim Fussballspielen im Szand?

Die Straße (langes A) doppelbuchstaben verkürzen den laut. heißt das du Straße (mit ss) kurzsprechen müsstest.

Absolute state of german nationalists can't even into german, baka.

i know your mom is def dreaming of a white christmas

Merry Christmas

Anyone that reads Junge Freiheit? Do you recommend a subscribtion?

This Groko would destroy the SPD. They know it because they campaigned on change, equality and fucking up Merkel. If it is 4 more years of the same then their voter base will be gone. They just figure out ways to dismantle our (((democracy))) before the 2021 election hence Schulz actively trying to unify Europe under a single government. They also know that no matter the outcome AfD will just grow so it is pure damage control at the moment.

>Their ineptitude will however make the AfD gain even more in the next elections.

too little too late I'm afraid, but cheer up old boy

Why not Julfest? How did it become Frohe Weihnachten?

i have a russian keyboard layout you fuck

dude you live in diverse "bunglosphere" shithole in the ass end of nowhere
we're all really happy that you managed to fry a couple sausages and not forget to salt them
a poojeetstralian is gonna talk about euro food lmOA

>this just in
Terror attack in Russia

>meanwhile nigs and muslims tripling, lots getting voting rights
>more bio-Germans dying
>more interracial breeding and grooming resulting in leftist mongrels
>BND, Mossad putting more plants into right wing movements
>media shilling harder than ever before
>Groko will vote for government term extension to 5 years to maximize damage (already planned)
>Schulz will try to make USE happen

everything is fucked

how can you be that pessimistic

600,000 refugees receive Hartz IV
(full financial welfare living assistance) welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171893045/Fluechtlinge-Kommunen-warnen-vor-Scheitern-der-Integration.html

good day to bury bad news about the Economic miracle

Nani?!
W-what is this in my Taskbar?! could it be the cure to your cancer?!

because i am a lazy slob?
and now kys

that was my optimistic version of events

Bump

the taytay guy!
how are you dear fellow?

>how are you dear fellow?
Better than last week, how about you?

bump. any ideas how i could continue image related? easy tasks only tho, i have best tier paintnet skills..

yeah cant complain
just really hungover from yesterday evening
how did you spend christmas?

>too lazy to fix his own problems
>not lazy enough to post on the 4chins
Get a grip, mate.

this is depressing af

>how did you spend christmas?
The same way like every year. Dinner with my family and then unwrapping the presents. Without grandpa it felt different this year but better than expected.

>tfw you'd use paint.net if you could use RGB indepdentantly and the fact it lacks some filter-options i liked in photoshop i can't reconstruct in paint.net.

what did you get?
i havent been unwrapping presents since 10 years haha

>mfw trying to not look stressed
i dont understand a word except use photoshop

I didn’t wish for anything but my parents got me something regardless.

I got some small silver bars, my parents said when the shit hits the fan I can use them for trading kek. I also got a book, a piggy bank and a pyjama.

>small silver bars
that is actually a pretty neet present

Just download Gimp

Yeah it’s nice

It has to get worse before it gets better - normies don't act until things reach crisis levels.

i tried gimp once or twice, somehow didnt get along with it :(

Frohe Weihnachten, Piefkes!

I wonder who made this one ;D
Der Swifte Sachse ist hier ^^
>aryangoddess.org/merry-christmas/

What? You Piefke still got no government even though you voted more than 1 month BEFORE US?

Oh and thx for sending all your antifa people for the anti-gov demo when our new gov was sworn in last week.

same to your dear franz!
soon bavaria will follow you!

No they won't.

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you again

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>m-muh abhängigkeit.
>b-bavaria stronk!

you are no better than a larping pollack at this rate, hans. stop pretending we are le cucks and you are sooo much better than anyone else. no one here agrees what happens here, so stop snobbing you absolute cunt.

oh look NRW is talking
stop bothering me fucking grünen voter
show me my larping and i will abandon this thread
ive been here far longer than you

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I dont want you to abandon the thread, quite the contrary, i want you to stop the "BAVARIA IZ NUT JERMINI WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT"
We all are well aware that germany isnt in a good shape, this is exactly why we're having an AfD general.

Bavaria wont get independent or anschluss anywhere in the near future, stop acting like you are better than anyone else and i voted AfD both county and republic-wide elections you d&c.
>NRW
>Anotherbaselessassumption.png

Just stop being a cunt to your brudis, especially on christmas, you hollow husk of a human.

Ah you made it. Someone posted it yesterday here and I saved it.

ah let me clear up a few things
first of all i love SH because my parents are also holsteiner/bremer
bavaria is indeed looking at our economy
BUT
first of all i am german and NOT bavarian
the bavarians wanting to get independent are subhuman filth and i mean it!

Can only agree.
t.Bavarian

Fucking asshats here even deny that a sudden increase of 56% (>56, Kek)
is due to rapefugees.
I literally asked "Well, did all bavarians suddenly decide to rape 56% more?
Fucking normies man, they deserve rape.

thank you!
if the statistics would acknowledge migrant backgrounds then bavaria would be more secure than switzerland imho

bump btw

All i'm saying is: Dear Bavarians, do not deny your local culture, but for crying out loud dont be separatistic cunts, no one appreciates that.
together we have all the diversity we need in all of Germany. The Saxon is not like the Bavarian, the Swab is not like the Frisian and no one like the other, it's the long seperated tribes made of themselves with our late unification.

All i'm saying is: Germany has suffered enough, and has shrunk enough over the time, if you were a true patriot you'd rather bite your tongue than contribute to make it worse.

>all the diversity we need in all of Germany
nothing wrong there
i totally agree

Good Yule theme
*puts thumps up*

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Scheiße ich hasse Zecken

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>German women gets raped
>lol deserves it anyway
>police interfere
>wtf racial profiling.

red deutsch du dummfick