Tamako Love Story is garbage. Only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it.
The entire movie is one long, awkward confession. It drags in absolute nobody characters like that shy girl who Tamako befriended, and ends with the suggestion that Mochizou is going to fucking drop all of his filmmaking dreams just to fiddlefuck around making rice cakes the rest of his life.
Furthermore, it's not a love story. The only reason that he and Tamako should get together is shoehorned in (muh mamas funeral) at the last minute. Other than that, they're just friends, and rather than actually have them complete a story arc that involves actual dating of any kind, the movie prefers instead to fucking dick around with 'will she?' 'won't she?' bullshit all the way until the very end.
For whatever reason, the showrunners decided to recycle the garbage "she's secretly a princess" plotline that they were smart enough to drop into a 'she's secretly in love' abortion. Seriously, there's nothing different about the movie's plot to the dragged out, nonsensical decision Tamako makes about not being some random brown guy's bride in the series, except this time the overwhelmingly obvious fucking answer is yes, of course she's going to get with the self-insert because the movie needs to pander hard as it fucking can after the overall flop the series was.
If you actually enjoyed TLS, then you were pandered to, and it worked. You have little concept of what constitutes a compelling narrative within film. You stared at pretty flashing colors and random moe perversions until the point when KyoAni gave you exactly what they knew you were too stupid to not want, at which point in time you loudly started clapping your hands and sobbing uncontrollably.
Aaron Reyes
Where did you copy this from?
Brandon Ward
I have a solution, I don't watch kyoanishit and won't until Haruhi S3.
Anthony Fisher
>If you actually enjoyed TLS, then you were pandered to, and it worked.
I'm a Midori-fag and don't even like Mochizou, still loved the movie.
You're full of shit and a faggot.
Jackson Reed
>You have little concept of what constitutes a compelling narrative within film. You stared at pretty flashing colors and random moe perversions >compelling narrative within film >compelling
The fuck are you doing watching anime then? Please fuck off and never return
Xavier Nelson
i hate you and you too
Jaxson Miller
>Only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it.
Take this trite bait somewhere else.
Lincoln Sanchez
>If you actually enjoyed TLS, then you were pandered to, and it worked. Wow, a creative work was enjoyable for the audience? What a fucking travesty.
Please, OP, recommend me a real film that will cure cancer and do my taxes for me. None of this entertainment garbage.
Eli Bennett
>Only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it. Pefect move for me then, thanks for the recommendation.
Carson Lopez
You guys realize this is a stale copypasta? Or maybe I'm the one getting trolled by assuming you don't know.
John Morales
I write for a living, so sometimes in the mornings I'll find a copypasta OP on Sup Forums and challenge myself to write an interesting reply as a warm-up exercise. Can't speak for anyone else.
Luke Green
You fucking rat, mouthing off about how you were a big bad NEET. You will see.
Dominic Rivera
Thanks for the (You), hater.
Kayden Edwards
t. bitter rostie
Kayden Moore
>Tamako Love Story is garbage. Only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it. Well fuck you, where do you think you are?
Zachary Rogers
...
Chase Barnes
But why?
Jonathan Miller
Everything from Yamada are dog shit. She should just leave Kyoani now so that the god like animation skill of Kyoani would not be wasted on her stupid melow drama again and again.
Julian Reyes
Well
More Kanna is always welcomed
Anthony Rogers
assemble kannafags!
Isaiah Cox
Ishithara is the only one who puts out stupid melodrama. The only good thing he ever did was give us Yamada.
Alexander Morgan
Is Schwarz Sechs Prototype Mark II a functional umbrella design? I've never seen one that folds like that. I've umbrellas that fold, but not in that way/direction.
Carson Nguyen
>If you actually enjoyed TLS, then you were pandered to Oh my, the horror! How dare producers try to meet people's demands?!
Gavin Evans
>Only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it So 99% of Sup Forums. Good to know.
Ian Gomez
Midori deserved to win.
Gavin Foster
This is bait. If you want to shit on a KyoAni show, at least shit on actual shit like Chuu2 Ren, Kyoukai, or PW.
Ryder Gonzalez
go away peenoise
Xavier Hill
So never.
Kayden Garcia
>I like stories when nothing happens
David Myers
She won the Kannabutt.
Cameron Sanchez
Don't put KnK and PW together with shit like Chuu2 Ren.
Brandon Walker
Midori wasn't really gay, it was just a phase as confirmed by Yamada so she'll eventually be straight.